Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[All becomes gunt]

If I were Ethan Ralph facing off against Jimbo on the Jarbo stream:

Jimbo: Hello Ragepig, why you mad?
Ethan: Hello Mr. Medicare and fuck you too! You goddamned piece of shit faggot dying of cancer aids motherfucker! You've been digging my grave, when you should have been digging your own, (dolphin laugh) and if you try to holler over me tonight, I'll just holler over you, but lemme say something.
Jimbo: Ok hogboy, go
Ethan: Jim, you said there ain't no such thing as internet friends, and that is true. But you know what, Jim? Yeah, I know you do.
Jimbo: What Ralph, spit it out like you spit out your teeth in Portugal.
Ethan: Hahaha! Nah, man it ain't like that. I have always been greatful that you came on my streams back in the day, you made me a lot of money to be honest, and I'm just about done with this streaming business, getting ready to retire in fact, and I'm really fucking happy to announce the first inagural Metokur Heal Stream!
Jimbo: Oh you're fucking kidding me.
Ethan: Nope. We're gonna pay for your funeral and make sure Jade has a fine life. Let me introduce Nick Rekieta as our first guest, and hey Jarbo, thanks for hosting this.

Thanks for letting us know about your deviantart self insert fanfiction. Can't wait for page 2.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Thanks for letting us know about your deviantart self insert fanfiction. Can't wait for page 2.

You're welcome. There is no page 2. That's what could have happened if Ralph wasn't a selfish retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph's uber job will last as long as his efforts in the bedroom.

30 seconds.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

But if there is any takeaway, we can tell what problems Ralph is facing by his insults and we really need a thread to document how Ralph projects and is a hypocrite. It will come in useful if you are confronting Ralph.

It’s like when he sperged at Josh by saying “JIM HATES YOU!” Meanwhile, Gunt’s greatest fear was being abandoned by Jim.

 

[AltisticRight]

It’s like when he sperged at Josh by saying “JIM HATES YOU!” Meanwhile, Gunt’s greatest fear was being abandoned by Jim.

That's why it was great for Matt to host the harvest. If Jim were to show up on Ralph's worthless stream hosted on a totally not honeypot platform, Ralph would just mute Jim and scream like a pig being sent to an abattoir. Oh, and Matt got a nice paycheque for his daughters and mortgage. Ralph would have booked the next flight to Vegas instead of buying nappies for his alleged daughter.

 

[Leon Breitling]

30 seconds.

Well, I can certainly admire your generosity.

 

[Tom Myers]

DAWTS NAWT TROOO: the next episode

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Is Ethan Ralph gonna have to Gunt a bitch?

 

[Irish Pug]

Do you think Ralph is playing some 400 IQ move to push everyone out of his life before he an heros? I have a hard time believing that he consistently makes decisions that are COMPLETELY against his own self interest.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Do you think Ralph is playing some 400 IQ move to push everyone out of his life before he an heros? I have a hard time believing that he consistently makes decisions that are COMPLETELY against his own self interest.

No he is playing some 4 IQ move that will land him back in jail

 

[Least Concern]

Speaking of those, what is it with all these WN and standing by Ralph through all these years? I would have expected some kind of grand exodus where they collectively decide that he's just a massive retard and go make their own show together.

It's a good question. Not only is Ralph a poor example of a decent white person, he, outside of his bluster, doesn't really seem to subscribe to WN ideals himself; he vibes along to rap music and married a Pakistani woman. I'm guessing these people are so hungry for a platform and a sympathetic ear that they'll play along with Ralph to get their message out despite the obvious downsides.

Sorry to be the guy, but corn is a grain, not a vegetable.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

USDA.gov says fresh corn is considered a starchy vegetable

 

[Cat Stew]

Ralph addresses the Saturday Stream, saying he was too drunk to argue his side, but he was justified and that a double standard is applied to him. He admits he may of been slightly wrong on a small amount of things, but it seems it is more for appearances sake. He also discusses heavily his drinking problem. Says his complete thoughts on the subject will be on his next livejournal post. While not in the below clip, a little later in the stream he concludes that his plan is to do 2 weeks of regular shows, but he says we'll see if he can stay to that plan, and that he hit the bong a bunch tonight, and that the liquor is still sweating out of his body.

Seek to about a 1:15 for the start, the first minute is topic transition.

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Ralph is impossible to have a coherent debate with, he was going to lose anyways. But, because it was Jim, to lose to Jim would be embarrassing for his audience to see, which is why they didn't watch the stream. So, he cripples himself by getting drunk, then next day gets on Killstream and tells his audience, who know nothing except that he lost, that he only lost because he was drunk and if only he wasn't drunk, he could've won! (As if he somehow didn't know being drunk causes a drop in intelligence.)

In the end, he didn't need to keep destroying his brain with more alcohol, as his audience agrees with whatever incoherent thing he says, as if he makes sense when he isn't drunk.

 

[Particle Bored]

Nah, that's dumb.

If Jim's goal really was to start a feud with Ralph there's easier ways to do it, and the logic of "plausible deniability" only fits if you think any of the things he said were genuine potshots and not the same jokes he's been making about Ralph for two years. Nothing he said could be taken as mean-spirited or even aggressive, if anything they were stale, the same "haha pillstream pill bottle" bit
And why would Jim even want deniability, as if he needs a moral justification for laughing at someone being a retard NOW?
It's as silly as Ralph repeating the line of "why would you make jokes about me if you don't hate me," it's got nothing to do with vindictiveness or goading. This is 100% a self-inflicted wound by Ralph lashing out more and more aggressively as a result of feeling he's more and more made fun of. The entire stream was a perfect expose into Ralph's insane psyche, his genuine belief is that laughing at a stupid thing he does is the same thing as/only the result of hatred for him.

I too cant help but feel there was a mischievous ulterior motive. I dont care. It was funny. But lots of people do gaming and anime streams. Flam is a sperg and Gator is a turbo-sperg. I didnt even bother watching either of those streams. To anyone that did: would they even be entertaining to someone that doesnt sperg over obscure anime and guilty gear (or whatever)?

It did give plausible deniability. Which was great. While it may not have been as entertaining as it could have been, but Jim did hold the high road through the whole thing. He didnt go after any family, and he didnt talk about anything ralph couldnt legally discuss, and he still tore him a new asshole. Even with "the law" as his shield he got battered.

 

[WWE Champion]

So people are visiting Ralph now and sacrifice corn on his porch? Congrats Ethan, you aren't the new Chris Chan, you have it worse: You are on the fast path of becomming America's Rainer Winkler aka Drachen Lord. Plus you are almost as fat as him (proportionally), you also can't help wasting your money on stupid shit and you both have anger management issues.

 

[ButterNugget]

Do you think Ralph is playing some 400 IQ move to push everyone out of his life before he an heros? I have a hard time believing that he consistently makes decisions that are COMPLETELY against his own self interest.

No. He can’t distinguish reality from fantasy and larps around spouting wresting quotes. He’s delusional, hypocritical, and needs serious psychological help.
He had no problems with MC Jarbo making songs about Matt, but when Jim likes the KillAllPedos videos because they are funny, Ralph takes it personally (As if Jim spoke those words).
There’s no master plan or big brain 4D chess moves here. He’s just a seething retard that constantly grabs defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Ralph's uber job will last as long as his efforts in the bedroom.

30 seconds.

With his criminal history would Uber even take Ralph?

 

[Bobby Moriah]

i don't know how i hadn't realized this before but ralph is acting just like my boy stuttering john
-streaming drunk to like 100 people to pay the bills
-pushing everyone away after they poke a little bit of fun at him
-being unable to accept that their time in the "spotlight" is done
-bitching about politics like they can change fucking anything
-doing the same "i can take a joke " but freaking the fuck out after the smallest thing
-saying horrible things about everyone and their personal life but crying cause "my kids and my wife dindu nuffin"

honestly john is like looking at ralph's future if he doesn't kill himself i mean one of his daughters trooned out and there's no fucking way ralph's doesn't as well having pantsu as the mom
the main diference is that hates republicans and he was actually famous irl

 

[Irish Pug]

It feels weird to say but jail might honestly be the best thing for him.
He wouldn't have as much access to drugs or alcohol. He'd probably lose some weight. He'd couldn't get himself in as much trouble legally.
I think there are certain people that need to be in jail not just for societies sake but their own.

 

[oramge cat]

The corn joke will literally end up killing him. Who does Ralph have left now, just Meigh? Trainwrecks are usually faster than this

Ralph has really stepped it up and is doing an excellent job filling the content gap left by Chris getting arrested. He's gone from "guy I would tune out MATI when Josh did an update" to one of my favorite cows.