"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

He gives us something to laugh at!

Yeah, but we aren't the group of Lefty cool kids who Phil is trying to impress and glomb onto. Phil makes these grandiose claims on social media for two reasons. The first is to try to impress other "radical Leftists" and "activists" that he's a badass militant revolutionary and one of them. The other reason he makes these claims is to reinforce this LARP he's made for himself, to convince HIMSELF what he says is true so he can trick himself into ignoring the fact that he's a fat, aging, out-of-touch boomer with Autism, who has no control over his life, no authority or influence over anything (even himself), and a loser with no friends who has to play make-believe in his apartment as a form of escapism from his pathetic existence. He's a clueless tankie tard trying to fool everyone, including himself, and failing miserably at it.
 
What does Phil think he's doing "for the cause" while he's sitting on his fat ass posting on Twatter? I'd really like to see Phil try to explain what he does that makes him a useful component of the political change he believes in.
Plot twist, he secretly actually is a Nazi and has been since Hetalia and his entire elaborate LARP has been for the purpose of making leftists look like utter morons.
 
Plot twist, he secretly actually is a Nazi and has been since Hetalia and his entire elaborate LARP has been for the purpose of making leftists look like utter morons.

Interesting thought experiment, but for that to happen Phil would need to be an actor who is on a multi-Oscar winning level AND an Andy Kaufman-esque comedian who is so skilled that he would eclipse Andy himself in comedic timing and acting like a goofy bumblefuck mongoloid to the point that people couldn't tell it was an act. And I'm just not capable of even pretending to give Phil that much credit. A person with that level of brilliance, talent, and skill is just physically impossible. And that doesn't even address Occam's Razor stating that the most likely explanation for Phil is that he's just really stupid, out-of-touch, ignorant, and severely crippled by Autism. That's far, far more likely than Phil being some genius subversion troll who could out-Andy Kaufman the actual Andy Kaufman, and has been believably been making a total fool of himself in front of everyone for years in an effort to undermine far-Left politics in the US by becoming the personification of every negative Lefty stereotype. I don't think reality could hold itself together if that were the truth.
 
Phil the public health specialist. Oregon has one of the strictest masks mandates, including while outdoors and the numbers keep rising.
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Has the coof really changed how Phil lives?

I imagine all that's really different now is that he covers his face literally all the time while sequestered in "the spudcave", fearing "airborne ebola-AIDS".

Nothing has changed for Phil. He was even wearing masks all the time before the ChiCom Coof because he was wearing those stupid balaclavas as part of his tankie tard dress-up. I guess now he also wears an ineffective cloth mask over the balaclava. Still hiding away in his apartment all day, every day though. Phil doesn't need a pandemic to do that
 
Has the coof really changed how Phil lives?

I imagine all that's really different now is that he covers his face literally all the time while sequestered in "the spudcave", fearing "airborne ebola-AIDS".

Phil will be wearing a mask long after everyone forgets about the coof, because wearing a mask in his hovel is exactly the type of slacktivism he loves
he's totally saving the country from those maskless capitalist fascists you guys
 
What thought process led Phil to the belief that "MMMBop" by Hanson is "edgy communist music"?

I think it's closer to say that it was a lack of thought process that led Phil to that belief. It was likely a justification on Phil's part. Phil likes the song. Phil likes Communism. Phil got shit on for loving a sissy little kid's song so his response is "It's Communist!"
 
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