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Chris is a hardened criminal; our "Crime Minister" is a dirty snitch.Even with Chris in jail, he still plays second monkey to both Chris and.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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I wouldn't give him that much credit. I reckon his logic is much simpler than that, and goes something like this:
Mao was responsible for those things therefore good
'Forward' therefore good
'Culture' therefore good, 'revolution' therefore awesome
Also, in the spirit of not giving Phil much credit, I'm curious about how that Doc stomping on the kiwi graphic came to be.
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Well he’s aware people died. In a Deviant Art blog post from a long time ago he even mentioned it, but says the numbers were exaggerated and the ones who did die mostly deserved it for trying to overthrow his beloved Mao or hindering progress. He was also like “Boo-Hoo the Muddle Class has to go Hungry for a few days so that try to subvert the party” not realizing that going hungry for a few days while you’re also forced to work with ridiculous production quotas pretty much ensures malnutrition and exhaustion. It’s not like his pathetic existence where he can just live off his body fat since he’s largely stationary anyway, these people were out in the sun or in makeshift factories busting their asses and if they didn’t work hard enough, you got little to no food. That’s just the Great Leap Forward.
The Cultural Revolution is far more nefarious. So many places sacred to Chinese Culture, many texts important to history, either completely destroyed and gone and that’s on top of anyone with opinions deemed counterrevolutionary. Some of this could be something as harmless as saying “Hey maybe we should go ahead and let the Manchu retain their language and culture” or as pragmatic as “Hey maybe we shouldn’t cut off trade with the Soviet Union”. These purges weren’t quite as bad as Pol Pots but they came pretty close. Even some of Maos biggest supporters in earlier years weren’t spared. Deng spent considerable time in a Labor Camp and the only reason Zhou Enlai was spared the same fate was because he was too well liked by major sectors of the party. Even that didn’t fully save him because he was stripped of most of his power.
How this all related to Phil though, he’d love to be in Mao’s shoes. Basically able to get rid of whatever and whoever he doesn’t like based on a whim. It’s a wet dream for him. Then again Mao also fought an intense campaign against both the Nationalists and Japanese and won during a time of extreme uncertainty and everyone was starving and dying, while Phil is just a giant tuber with a semblance of Sapience.
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Phil can easily say "Boo-hoo, those people had to go without food for a few days!" sarcastically because Phil has never had to go without food a day in his life. He's never known what it's like to actually go hungry, let alone starve. He's a fat fuck who has only known a life of plenty and convenience because he lives in the US. Millions of people literally starved to death in China due to Mao and the Communists incompetence and disregard for the lives of normal people, far more than the Nazis ever killed in their camps. The only thing Phil ever does with any sense of competence and success is prove just how ignorant he is about everything.
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A lot of this was Mao insisting on doing incredibly stupid shit, too, like deciding for no reason that sparrows were evil somehow and ordering them killed, and since they ate things like locusts and other pests, the crop-eating pest population exploded, causing mass famine, and then they had to re-import sparrows at great expense.
You don't really get that shit in a democracy because there's usually a legislature that says "lmao no that's retarded."
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Would Phil listen if a Chinese survivor of Mao sat down and talked with him about this as one would to a child or is Phil a racist?
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Yes. He shat on a Holocaust memorial and is legitimately scared of anyone darker than him.
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It's not confirmation bias, it's his need to be edgy and scary
it's like the 14 year olds who gravitate to mayhem because of the church burnings and suicides and murder rather than the music
I don't agree with much of what marxists say, but I can appreciate that actual marxists (not ancom trenders on twitter) actually have a belief structure and reasons for it
phil's reason for supporting the great leap forward et al is 'ooh america hated maoist china so if I'm the best maoist ever people will be scared of me'
of course he's only a 'maoist' because he doesn't live in mccarthyist america where he'd be jailed for being a commie or maoist china where he'd be executed for being useless and defective
Nope, he'd insist that they were either a) a cia asset who'd been bribed to say so
or
b) a former trillionaire landlord just mad that the great chairman stopped him owning slaves or whatever bullshit
tbf twitter leftists love to frame cuban expats who hate communism as b
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Tried to. Someone with him at the time got him to stop.
And he doesn't want to live in a place with a lot of Hispanic people, so he lives in one of the most whitest and leftist places in America. Which he then pretended is part of Mexico because map "sperging". Also IIRC, he thought Jack in the Box tacos are "authentic Latinx cuisine".
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I have to admit that's what got my attention, as well as the notorious shittiness of a lot of it and that the genre is packed with lolcows. Burzum's Filosofem is a pretty notable exception and has a few standout tracks like Dunkelheit that are actually solid compositions. It's about the only black metal I'd listen to unironically. I always thought Dead was an untalented jackass whose main redeeming feature was a strong stage presence, and never really liked Mayhem itself.
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According to the CWCki, the Australatinans are by far the most successful and threatening villains in Sonichu lore. While Mary Lee Walsh also invaded CWCville, she was only able to cause a brief ruckus that was suppressed in a single day. Australatina managed to decimate the entire city, imprison multiple important politicans and heroes and held control of half the city for an extended period of time until they were defeated by a deus ex machina: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Australatina
HOWEVER: The version of Australatina that Chris and the Idea Guy cobbled together bears little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is on an imaginary landmass east of the Atlantic coast and south of Newfoundland, the Idea Guy's version is apparently in Virginia (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension). While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic, speak Spanish, and are ruled by Maoist communists*, Chris' version is apparently not only primarily white, but are also eager Nazi supporters. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing.
As much as the Idea Guys saga sucks, it would have been hilarious if he'd have made the Australatinans fascist Satanists.
* How is this not colonialism?
HOWEVER: The version of Australatina that Chris and the Idea Guy cobbled together bears little resemblance to ADF's original creation. While Ahuviya's version is on an imaginary landmass east of the Atlantic coast and south of Newfoundland, the Idea Guy's version is apparently in Virginia (albeit a fictionalized version in an alternate dimension). While the citizens of ADF's version are Hispanic, speak Spanish, and are ruled by Maoist communists*, Chris' version is apparently not only primarily white, but are also eager Nazi supporters. While the real-life Third Reich was known to align itself with non-white countries and even had their citizens as part of its military, there is no historical record of any of them actually adopting their ideology or carrying out any ethnic cleansing.
As much as the Idea Guys saga sucks, it would have been hilarious if he'd have made the Australatinans fascist Satanists.
* How is this not colonialism?
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*Tried and failed to shit on a Holocaust memorial
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Yes Philly steak-n-stinky-cheese. I'm pretty sure the CCP (who behaves a bit like the Spartans who practiced eugenics tossing deformed babies or unfit children off cliffs or kids with birth defects), would totes cater to your snowflake ass or buy into your snowflake story of "connecting with dark forces". They have a hard on hatred for all religion or worship of non-earthly entities, except themselves because it's not from them or of their state. The CCP would deem you unfit, inferior, not fit for combat just only meant for causing a ruckus or rabble or being their waterboy. You're not trans, Philly stinkin' cheese. You're a tranny saurus rex who snipped off his winky with a pair of rusted scissors. Now you are infected with full blown AIDS tetanus. That story of how you chose your name for yourself also pisses off the CCP more because you'll only be a useful idiot to them, spouting that borderline "chosen one" dribble.
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Fun fact: the Rafflesia flower makes the stench of rotting meat, which attracts flies as pollinators.
I raped a dog 2day
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I can see why Phil chose that specific flower for the pic.
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I hope his next middle name is Rafflesia 
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No that's still really lame and shit.
And I say this as an autist who made up election games and set up how Canadian and US troopers stormed and liberated it for the people in fanlore ways.
Phil must be pretty desperate trying to find posts to try and get attention from people not us. It's almost like he has no friends due to acting like an edgy moron all the time and so he has to make them up with plushes due to his subnormal cranial function.
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Still doing what, exactly, for "black bloc"? What is it that Phil believes he's doing that's useful for ANYONE as he's locked safely away in his Section 8 apartment? Who does Phil believe he's fighting while he's far, far away from any kind of violence or political demonstrations? What does Phil think he's doing "for the cause" while he's sitting on his fat ass posting on Twatter? I'd really like to see Phil try to explain what he does that makes him a useful component of the political change he believes in. It would be hilarious as he scrambles to think up anything to answer, kinda like that time Commie Rainbow Jesus had to step in and shut him up during that interview because Phil was making a complete ass of himself.