Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[FrogMinutes]

How many people are going to show up at Ralph’s big bowling and wedding Dox event?

I can't tell what would be more embarrassing, if nobody shows up or it's just one guy with a measuring stick to confirm Ralph's height.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

actually abort the Shartstream for good

But how would he pay his bills then?
He is in this situation where he can't quit streaming because that's literally all he can do to make enough money to pay his bills.
He brought this upon himself, but there really is nothing he can do anymore, besides buying a Kel-Tec and ending it all.

 

[CringeMomma]

Meigh must be thrilled to be having a wedding in a bowling alley in Dallas.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

besides buying a Kel-Tec and ending it all.

He's a felon, he can't buy a gun.

 

[Least Concern]

He's a felon, he can't buy a gun.

Well, he's not legally allowed to buy prostitutes, xannies, or blow either, but…

 

[FrogMinutes]

He's a felon, he can't buy a gun.

He could try a pellet gun, those things hurt they Pierce the skin sometimes.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Listened to most of the full four hour stream last night. Currently ruminating over coffee.

That was insanity. I can't believe it, but also I 100% do. The part that stuck out to be the most is early on when Ralph starts yelling and slurring about how Jim's wife is a "fat Asian whore" (or something), Matt tries to intervene, but Jim tells him to stop and says "let [the audience] drink it in, drink it all in, his hypocrisy and lies." I'm not sure if I could keep composure if someone who's trying to wife a pedophile was yelling that about my spouse.

Stream after Jim left was total autism. Most everyone hated each other and tried to start shit. Why do people keep injecting Vito into everything and defending him? This mf really tries to handwave saying he's a pedophile online as "free speech." Well yeah I have the freedom to post that I'm a pedophile online, but normal people won't do that, retard. Loved the part where basically where other guest begged Matt to kick Vito.

Vito ended up screeching to PPP about the indigenous graves that haven’t actually been substantiated lol that was pathetic

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

Well, he's not legally allowed to buy prostitutes, xannies, or blow either, but…

You don't have to fill out a form and go through a background check for drugs and whores.

 

[Telemeter]

I've watched Flam on and off both before and after Ralph's latest blow-up. Right before this whole thing he was starting to make a name for himself covering drama in the vtuber community. I think that's something that he could develop into a very comfortable niche if he keeps working at it.

I haven't watched any of Gator's solo stuff. It seems like he mostly wants to focus on anime, which I don't care about enough to want to listen to podcasts about it.



A reminder that this is what he looked like when he got arrested before his eight-month jail stay for punching a cop:

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And this is what he looked like after:

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He looks so much younger and thinner, doesn't he? I don't think I hate him so much to wish another jail stay on him yet but I do think it would do at least his physical health a world of good.

Going to jail would objectively be the best thing that could happen to him, health wise.

A year away from alcohol, pills, gluttonous indulgences with set limited and planned meals is exactly what he needs.

Normally you could make an argument it would be bad for his mental health, except that he is terminally online, quitting the internet cold turkey for a year with nothing to do except reflect on his life would also either help him immensely or make him kill himself, which he might do anyway if things keep going the way they have.

 

[fromthebowelsofthebizzare]

Going to jail would objectively be the best thing that could happen to him, health wise.

A year away from alcohol, pills, gluttonous indulgences with set limited and planned meals is exactly what he needs.

Normally you could make an argument it would be bad for his mental health, except that he is terminally online, quitting the internet cold turkey for a year with nothing to do except reflect on his life would also either help him immensely or make him kill himself, which he might do anyway if things keep going the way they have.

The last time ralph went to jail though, he was still well liked enough to have viewers send him commissary and he was married. He’s burned his bridges.

 

[Telemeter]

The last time ralph went to jail though, he was still well liked enough to have viewers send him commissary and he was married. He’s burned his bridges.

Yeah, and being terminally online is only making it worse. He might stop caring so much about what people online are saying if he's forced off the Internet for an extended period.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He could try a pellet gun, those things hurt they Pierce the skin sometimes.

And with Ralph’s thin skin it might actually do some damage

 

[Onyx Onix]

Is there an official betting pool on whether Ralph will be dead by the end of 2022 or not?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He's a felon, he can't buy a gun.

Not legally, but there are ways.
How fucked up would it be if he decides to illegally buy a gun to shoot himself, but the deal would go south and he gets his head stomped again?

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Only posting this because Dylan is a semi-relevant leftist content creator. I guess when it comes to Jim and Ralph, this shit spreads far. Then again lots of people watch Jim and won't admit it.

https://archive.md/mVTKQ

 

[Vuedou]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/theralphretort/friends/

Ralph is still friends with Jim and Gator on steam

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Well, he's not legally allowed to buy prostitutes, xannies, or blow either, but…

he's not legally allowed to sit in a car without a booster seat

 

[Telemeter]

Only posting this because Dylan is a semi-relevant leftist content creator. I guess when it comes to Jim and Ralph, this shit spreads far. Then again lots of people watch Jim and won't admit it. View attachment 2967812

https://archive.md/mVTKQ

It wouldn't surprise me if Ralph goes commie seeking a new support network, like June did, Ralph is very womanly after all.

Who knows, May might actually succeed into helping Ralph troon out, then she can finally move on to Null.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

You don't have to fill out a form and go through a background check for drugs and whores.

You can just buy one off a sketchy dude in a dive bar bathroom. However, Ralph would fuck that shit up.

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Whoa!? Where is this information coming from? Did Ralph state they are going to get married at the bowling alley? I thought they couldn’t do more white trash than cheapie Vegas wedding but I was wrong, a bowling alley in Texas with bride who could give birth at any second tops it by quite a margin.

I’d also be shocked if it’s an actual legal marriage and not just a commitment ceremony (aka fake wedding).

Meigh is an epic retard if she demanded a wedding after this past week. The only plus point she had was she could at least just leave Ralph without having to go through a divorce.

How many people are going to show up at Ralph’s big bowling and wedding Dox event? Anyone that goes has to worry about Ralph informing their school/work they are white nationalists if they hurt his feelings. I’ll be shocked if Ralph can get six ppl to show up, but I guess that’s six more ppl than would show up to a wedding in Richmond.

Ethan mentioned this on stream last night. To be fair, he said it wasn’t a for-sure thing. I’d find a link for you but I’m not currently in a position to during work. I think it’s either bait to sell tickets for the event or A-B testing to see just how much ridicule he’d receive for following through with it. Maybe both.