Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

trickyzerg23 said:
I FULFILLED MY PROMISE TO KIWIFARMS. Because I got 10 horrifying reacts, 5 autisms, and two Islamics on my previous post in this thread, I performed "I Wish I Were An Amhole" for the Farmers.

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Here are the lyrics:

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
I wish I were an Amhole
Or a Teet that you could Yeet.

My peritoneum will never be the same
Waking up I did not think
There would be
So much
PAIN

Marci said "slight discomfort"
Now I think she lied to me
My voice got even deeper
I feel such agony

Marci! Marci!
Why have you betrayed me?
Marci! Marci!
Do another surgery

My Amhole has a first name:
Bologna in my Pants.
My Amhole has a last name:
Bloody Rectum Bits.

Marci! Marci!
Again you mutilate me
Jeanette! Jeanettte!
It hurts when you dilate me

The lion, the witch, and the Amhole
The last story I'll ever tell
As for my life
It's a living hell

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
Now I'm a walking Amhole
I think that I'll just yeet
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That was indeed supremely autistic but you have a lovely voice! You're like the shortbus Frank Sinatra, do one to "That's Amore!" next.
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
I FULFILLED MY PROMISE TO KIWIFARMS. Because I got 10 horrifying reacts, 5 autisms, and two Islamics on my previous post in this thread, I performed "I Wish I Were An Amhole" for the Farmers.

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Here are the lyrics:

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
I wish I were an Amhole
Or a Teet that you could Yeet.

My peritoneum will never be the same
Waking up I did not think
There would be
So much
PAIN

Marci said "slight discomfort"
Now I think she lied to me
My voice got even deeper
I feel such agony

Marci! Marci!
Why have you betrayed me?
Marci! Marci!
Do another surgery

My Amhole has a first name:
Bologna in my Pants.
My Amhole has a last name:
Bloody Rectum Bits.

Marci! Marci!
Again you mutilate me
Jeanette! Jeanettte!
It hurts when you dilate me

The lion, the witch, and the Amhole
The last story I'll ever tell
As for my life
It's a living hell

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
Now I'm a walking Amhole
I think that I'll just yeet
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shit, I love autism now
 
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Has any artist drawn Jazz's "Magical Vagina Fairy"?

Farmers are talented, and I can't draw for shit so please will one of you give us your version of the Magical Vagina Fairy?
The real one. A multi armed Kali goddess of destruction one, holding in her many hands, a severed penis and balls, numerous choppers and dialators, 3 revision surgeries, 2 tube tits, 17 medications, a "compromised vagina", 19 nervous breakdowns, a giant mumuu, a copy of Judith Butler's stupid book and a gallon of choc milk.

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stepping on a mermaid
 
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Non Binary 2 Spirit said:
Danny Devito in drag

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Worse than Danny Devito in drag.
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How does a man get so WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE? Even his wig is a fatass.

Billionaire and former Lieutenant Colonel (of course) the military is a huge troon breeding ground.

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He looks like he jerks off to Tootsie and Patton. A giant of a man with a fetish who loves getting pegged.

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Look at the size of his hands.
 
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Non Binary 2 Spirit said:
Has any artist drawn Jazz's "Magical Vagina Fairy"?

Farmers are talented, and I can't draw for shit so please will one of you give us your version of the Magical Vagina Fairy?
The real one. A multi armed Kali goddess of destruction one, holding in her many hands, a severed penis and balls, numerous choppers and dialators, 3 revision surgeries, 2 tube tits, 17 medications, a "compromised vagina", 19 mental breakdowns, a giant mumuu, a copy of Judith Butler's stupid book and a gallon of choc milk.

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I'm not artist, but I typed in "Jazz Jennings Vagina Fairy" into Wombo and this came out.
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Tasty Tatty said:
some of the comments are new, though:

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This is an old video, I suppose? Poor kid's is a sofa:

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What's really horrible about the video on the UK TLC twitter is Jeanette's laundry list of the health issues Jazz had to live with as a consequence of his treatment and at the end when Jazz says "now that my vagina journey is over I can focus on being an independent adult".

All this horrible ill health got visited upon him before adulthood, because of his momchausen monster of a mother.

It's all fucking "chapters" and "journeys" with these people, every aspect of Jazz's life has to be packaged for narrativization, as if that's somehow good for him.

How much did TLC pay them for this?
 
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Non Binary 2 Spirit said:
It's all fucking "chapters" and "journeys" with these people, every aspect of Jazz's life has to be packaged for narrativization, as if that's somehow good for him.
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that's the main goal of progressiveness: always moving forward, everything that is new is better than what was yesterday. Sure, the nature of men is conflict, but there is also moments of stability: marriage, work, children, etc. Progressives can't never find peace because they need to be constantly moving. Jazz will never have the chance to settle down, his life will always have to be a journey to something. Ig uess that's the reason trans has so many acceptation between bored liberal teens.
 
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trickyzerg23 said:
I FULFILLED MY PROMISE TO KIWIFARMS. Because I got 10 horrifying reacts, 5 autisms, and two Islamics on my previous post in this thread, I performed "I Wish I Were An Amhole" for the Farmers.

View attachment 2963216

Here are the lyrics:

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
I wish I were an Amhole
Or a Teet that you could Yeet.

My peritoneum will never be the same
Waking up I did not think
There would be
So much
PAIN

Marci said "slight discomfort"
Now I think she lied to me
My voice got even deeper
I feel such agony

Marci! Marci!
Why have you betrayed me?
Marci! Marci!
Do another surgery

My Amhole has a first name:
Bologna in my Pants.
My Amhole has a last name:
Bloody Rectum Bits.

Marci! Marci!
Again you mutilate me
Jeanette! Jeanettte!
It hurts when you dilate me

The lion, the witch, and the Amhole
The last story I'll ever tell
As for my life
It's a living hell

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
Now I'm a walking Amhole
I think that I'll just yeet
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I was going to rate you autistic but then I listened to it, and wow, you have an amazing voice. Very talented. Winner sticker it is!
 
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Snigger said:
Jazz threads and M600PL threads on /tv/ keep me alive
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I must give my thanks to /tv/ madlads and their /jazz/ threads- I started lurking them out of curiosity, was horrified at first, then more and more fascinated, and one day (around the famous episodes with Madison and Hope) decided to bite the bullet and watch the damn thing. What a ride.
Also, does anyone have the famous "El ogro en reposo" saved somewhere? I can't find it on my machine.
 
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I must give my thanks to /tv/ madlads and their /jazz/ threads- I started lurking them out of curiosity, was horrified at first, then more and more fascinated, and one day (around the famous episodes with Madison and Hope) decided to bite the bullet and watch the damn thing. What a ride.
Also, does anyone have the famous "El ogro en reposo" saved somewhere? I can't find it on my machine.
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Snow white said:
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I must give my thanks to /tv/ madlads and their /jazz/ threads- I started lurking them out of curiosity, was horrified at first, then more and more fascinated, and one day (around the famous episodes with Madison and Hope) decided to bite the bullet and watch the damn thing. What a ride.
Also, does anyone have the famous "El ogro en reposo" saved somewhere? I can't find it on my machine.
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Ahhh I'm dying to get to the Jazz thread but am noob. Is there a link to the 4chan jazz thread someone can post?
 
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