Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
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Gator totally deserved to be doxxed for talking a little bit of shit, guys.

Absolutely nothing learned. Fantastic news, the harvest continues.
He doubled down even harder on stream. "They're freaking out over a VIDEO of his fat fuckin' face?!" "I thought it was funny, I thought it was really funny. If I'd ended the stream after playing that video, it'd probably been a W."

Regardless of the video's content on Gator, the fucking framing device was Zoom doing his gay Saturday morning cartoon villain LARP shit in his whispering voice. The entire video was gay as fuck.
 
I was able to witness this shit storm live but I'm not entirely sure if I seen the original "Pillstream". I know I'm late but where can I find it?
I was able to witness this shit storm live but I'm not entirely sure if I seen the original "Pillstream". I know I'm late but where can I find it?

If you're talking about #Guntgate:



If you're referring to the one currently streaming (169 viewers), this:



Came in to check the afterburn of Daddy Gym and TAFKA Boulder Holder, finally someone makes Ralph ragequit. You can't abort the retort, but you can distort it.
 

Ralph is still friends with Jim and Gator on steam 🤔
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On the one hand, over 1000 games? Jesus, Jim.

On the other hand, I guess this matches up with the consoomerism on display in the anime dungeon.
 
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On the one hand, over 1000 games? Jesus, Jim.

On the other hand, I guess this matches up with the consoomerism on display in the anime dungeon.
That’s probably legitimate, though if I were Jim and saw I was getting close to a thousand games, I’d buy some cheap and or free ones just to pump that number up to something amusing.

I doubt Ralph actually uses Steam that often though, and I doubt Jim actually cares enough to remove him. What does Ralph even do, other than sleep, abuse substances, or stream? He’s never struck me as a big fan of vidja, though if that’s where his idea of Jim actually being friends with him came from, I’d fucking laugh.
 
I can't see how the Texas bowling thing can possibly happen at this point, and if it does it will be an epic shit show that will land Ralph in jail. Everyone will drop out except maybe Royce and Mersh and I suppose there might be a decent showing of people who go for ROTC (speaking of, who is more thankful for Ralph's implosion than Mersh? Wow, it completely distracted everyone from his own spiral, which seems modest in comparison).

If the bowling event happens, I'd estimate there will be a significant number of enthusiastic and perhaps even organized trolls who will antagonize Ralph. And we know it is literally impossible for him to not lash out. I can't see him leaving that bowling alley without handcuffs.
 
The Josh Capos statement is the goofiest part. I'm a Josh super fan and at best that means I listen to MATI but otherwise I'm retardedly useless.
More or less in the same boat. But even then I don’t think I’d call myself a fan just because I listen to MATI every week. I’m just in constant need of podcasts with mostly quiet hosts who never yell so I can have something to fall asleep to and everyone else stopped delivering,

Frankly if Ralph didn’t yell so frequently he would have been perfect content for me because he never stops uploading.
 
I can't see how the Texas bowling thing can possibly happen at this point, and if it does it will be an epic shit show that will land Ralph in jail. Everyone will drop out except maybe Royce and Mersh and I suppose there might be a decent showing of people who go for ROTC (speaking of, who is more thankful for Ralph's implosion than Mersh? Wow, it completely distracted everyone from his own spiral, which seems modest in comparison).

If the bowling event happens, I'd estimate there will be a significant number of enthusiastic and perhaps even organized trolls who will antagonize Ralph. And we know it is literally impossible for him to not lash out. I can't see him leaving that bowling alley without handcuffs.
Don't forget that Ethan's "sober" now. So he's legit planning on having a bowling event full of alcohol and strippers, without his fiancée there, and NOT drinking. This sobriety saga ain't gonna last long, pimp.
 
That’s probably legitimate, though if I were Jim and saw I was getting close to a thousand games, I’d buy some cheap and or free ones just to pump that number up to something amusing.
Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.
 
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Would be a shame if somebody decided to flag it.

Meanwhile have some more chat lunacy.
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"Metokur is a dying man still thinking and acting like a 15 year old"


Edgar, do you ever stop and think "I'm really fucking stupid" and just want to off yourself because of it? Next time that happens, do it, please. No awareness whatsoever, that entire sentence applies to Ralph, dying includes.
 
If it what? died?
He did have a dog when Sandra was alive but I'm not sure what happened to him. I don't know if it'

"I've talked openly about my drinking problems and substance abuse."

Last Saturday, "You were shaking pill bottles! I don't like to think about that!"

Ralph has never embraced the Pillstream. I was annoyed back then when he refused to upload it and list it as an official episodem.
 
Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.
Retrospectively speaking, right next to “never meet your heroes” ought to be “never look at the steam account of people you think are cool (for a youtuber)”
 
And his paypigs who live vicariously through Ralph will eat it up
Who the fuck is living through Ralph right now?

At least DSP, the logic is "he makes a living playing video games." Ok, on a completely basic level I understand that argument.

Who looks at any aspect of Ralph's life and aspires to any part of it? Am I really that out of touch?
 
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Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.
pretty much every internet personality that makes their steam account public is going to be bombarded by fans gifting games left and right for whatever reason. that being said, 1000 is still kinda nuts.
 
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