Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[thismanlies]

Fatty just said he's not going to drink anymore. Bull fucking shit.

IIRC, Adrienne Blair said something about how he doesn't eat a lot and most of his caloric intake comes from alcohol. If that's the case, I don't think it'd be safe for him to detox without medical professionals on standby.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Five Nights At Ethan Ralph’s

Underrated video

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I like this Vito guy. I should follow him to his windowless white van.

“Windowless white van”? I think I know that guy! He must have changed his name at some point, though.

https://youtu.be/APKN8oZSH1I

 

[Retink]

Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.

I'm guessing a lot of the games are gifted but if you look at some of the titles it counts DLC packs as games, making Borderlands 1 something like 10 games in itself because of all the packs you get if you buy the complete edition or whatever it's called.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.

Ace of Spades was legit fun. Especially the zombie mode. A shame it’s now dead and the servers are killed.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

How the fuck is "You have an illness" or "cancer patient" an insult, Ralph? Most of the time you can't control this shit. If Jim, a smoker, got lung cancer I suppose you could laugh for that, but last I remember Jim said he's not gotten a concrete diagnosis.

"You have an illness." And? You, Ralph, have a broken face and are morbidly obese.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

How the fuck is "You have an illness" or "cancer patient" an insult, Ralph? Most of the time you can't control this shit. If Jim, a smoker, got lung cancer I suppose you could laugh for that, but last I remember Jim said he's not gotten a concrete diagnosis.

"You have an illness." And? You, Ralph, have a broken face and are morbidly obese.

But also you shouldn't laugh at Ralph for getting his ass kicked after running his mouth in a foreign country that he only went to on a mission of pettiness.

 

[bonusmp3]

Here's the list. It does look like he hasn't even started the vast majority of the games on the list. Of those he has played, most were played for less than two hours. Homie over here is like a kid who needs a new toy to play with every day.

But whatever. His superberries, his choice, I guess.

I believe many of them were gifts from fans rather than purchases, as he's mentioned people flooding him with games he didn't ask for before. When a guy can make 20k-30k in a couple hours in a night, it doesn't surprise me what amount of steam gifts he can get over a few years. I shudder to imagine how many he would have if he actually constantly or even ocassionally requested games.

 

[pink diamond]

But also you shouldn't laugh at Ralph for getting his ass kicked after running his mouth in a foreign country that he only went to on a mission of pettiness.

it's fine as long as you're not "too" negative, which means dedicating multiple streams to praising ralph for being a great person. if you do that? then you're allowed to shake a pill bottle and laugh at him for getting beaten up and having his purse stolen in portugal, as a treat.

 

[Guntkvd]

Fagmenco streaming with Short Fat Otaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVY0EQtYsg

 

[Tetra]

That’s probably legitimate, though if I were Jim and saw I was getting close to a thousand games, I’d buy some cheap and or free ones just to pump that number up to something amusing.

I doubt Ralph actually uses Steam that often though, and I doubt Jim actually cares enough to remove him. What does Ralph even do, other than sleep, abuse substances, or stream? He’s never struck me as a big fan of vidja, though if that’s where his idea of Jim actually being friends with him came from, I’d fucking laugh.

I got close to 300 games, despite not having played more than half of them

This is because I had a period where I got like 5 humble bumble games for like $4

If Jim likes indie games chances are high he did the same. You're basicly getting a game you're interested and 4 other bonus games for free after all.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

that line, the line about "not being like gator", the name change, and the one about jim being scared was really all he had going into the stream in terms of talking points. the rest was just drunken cope and projection.

edit:

i only just watched the stream and it was way less intervention than i expected. people are saying jim pulled punches---i disagree. jim gave ralph enough rope to hang himself (which he did), and was even able to let ralph know that he was pulling punches. to me anyway, that's more devastating than any well thought-out content jim could have done on him in a dedicated video or stream. it was 100% the better choice strategically for a couple of reasons. first, jim knows that ralph would just talk over him and into a hole, so it wouldn't make sense to prepare a point in a discussion with ralph more than 1.5 seconds long. second, it plays into jim's whole MO of not giving a shit about ralph or jokes at his expense. if he put more effort into the stream, it would look like he put more effort into it.

If nothing else, Jim pulled punches by not going after FaiFai, Pantsu, the kids, how he didn't see his mom for almost two weeks before she died (yeah, Ralph didn't get vaxxed, but you can't tell me that if the dumbass had the wherewithal to allegedly fake his way into concerts and things that he couldn't have found a way to see his mom).

Jim really gave a clinic on debating and just totally disarming your opponent. I know he's not up to teaching classes but I sure wish he'd relate some reference material on how to do that.

 

[Gunterator]

Jim really gave a clinic on debating and just totally disarming your opponent. I know he's not up to teaching classes but I sure wish he'd relate some reference material on how to do that.

Jim is pretty good at that to to be fair Ralph was drunk as shit and did a lot of it to himself. He would either just say the same stupid insults louder, directly contradict himself, or the saddest part try and hold back tears.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Unlike Ralph, Carl actually cleaned himself up and properly monetized his internet celebrity into successful podcast and website, basically his own mini Daily Wire in the UK.
He also has children he is actually a father to right now instead of using them like some kind of cancerous guntseed to spread around the earth.

And he will never admit he has Jim to thank for all of it. Still considering him a kid fiddler to this day.

 

[Obsul]

His show's far less entertaining now than back during IBS, his viewership seems to have declined, too. How much longer can he make it work financially? No indication that the viewership is going to go any way but down.

 

[BiggerChungus]

Just catching the stream and five minutes in it's just Guntman screaming about Metokur's cancer and how he should die because he's a nigger. I felt sorry for him after seeing his mugging aftermath, but that's all gone now. What a truly demented faggot Ethan is.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

If nothing else, Jim pulled punches by not going after FaiFai, Pantsu, the kids, how he didn't see his mom for almost two weeks before she died (yeah, Ralph didn't get vaxxed, but you can't tell me that if the dumbass had the wherewithal to allegedly fake his way into concerts and things that he couldn't have found a way to see his mom).

Jim really gave a clinic on debating and just totally disarming your opponent. I know he's not up to teaching classes but I sure wish he'd relate some reference material on how to do that.

I don't think Jim really needed to bring any of that stuff up. It doesn't fit into the topic at hand, which is that Ralph is acting super butthurt over mild jabs about his mugging. Randomly bringing up a ton of other bad stuff that isn't related to the topic is something that Ralph does. Like how every time he talks with Null he randomly accuses him of being a pedophile ten million times throughout the course of the conversation.

 

[The First Fag]

I don't think Jim really needed to bring any of that stuff up. It doesn't fit into the topic at hand, which is that Ralph is acting super butthurt over mild jabs about his mugging. Randomly bringing up a ton of other bad stuff that isn't related to the topic is something that Ralph does. Like how every time he talks with Null he randomly accuses him of being a pedophile ten million times throughout the course of the conversation.

Ethan Ralph is a retarded faggot. What more of an explanation do you need?

 

[wilji1090]

Honestly like Jim said, if he was trying to take Ralph down he would’ve been discussing a LOT more stuff.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

If I were Ethan Ralph facing off against Jimbo on the Jarbo stream:

Jimbo: Hello Ragepig, why you mad?
Ethan: Hello Mr. Medicare and fuck you too! You goddamned piece of shit faggot dying of cancer aids motherfucker! You've been digging my grave, when you should have been digging your own, (dolphin laugh) and if you try to holler over me tonight, I'll just holler over you, but lemme say something.
Jimbo: Ok hogboy, go
Ethan: Jim, you said there ain't no such thing as internet friends, and that is true. But you know what, Jim? Yeah, I know you do.
Jimbo: What Ralph, spit it out like you spit out your teeth in Portugal.
Ethan: Hahaha! Nah, man it ain't like that. I have always been greatful that you came on my streams back in the day, you made me a lot of money to be honest, and I'm just about done with this streaming business, getting ready to retire in fact, and I'm really fucking happy to announce the first inagural Metokur Heal Stream!
Jimbo: Oh you're fucking kidding me.
Ethan: Nope. We're gonna pay for your funeral and make sure Jade has a fine life. Let me introduce Nick Rekieta as our first guest, and hey Jarbo, thanks for hosting this.

Edit: I'm pretending to be a Ralph with humility, compassion and sincere love for Jim in a world where the last year and a half of Ralph's life was an amusing lead-up to the Metokur Heal Stream. I am dumb and autistic, sorry.

You don't even have to assume humility, compassion, or love ... that script works even if Ralph is still a massive ragepig. It just becomes another vehicle to (try to) dab on Jim. However, it would require forethought and intellect on the ragepiggy's part and he has neither.

The ayylawgs should start leaving booze on his porch.

More like a wind chime made out of rattling pill bottles.