Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
I don't think Jim really needed to bring any of that stuff up. It doesn't fit into the topic at hand, which is that Ralph is acting super butthurt over mild jabs about his mugging. Randomly bringing up a ton of other bad stuff that isn't related to the topic is something that Ralph does. Like how every time he talks with Null he randomly accuses him of being a pedophile ten million times throughout the course of the conversation.
The fact that Ralph's entire downward spiral of a life is a massive joke that Jim somehow resisted laughing at for so long ties directly into Ralph's repeated whining that Daddy Jim has been bullying him for over a year.
 
I don't think Jim really needed to bring any of that stuff up. It doesn't fit into the topic at hand, which is that Ralph is acting super butthurt over mild jabs about his mugging. Randomly bringing up a ton of other bad stuff that isn't related to the topic is something that Ralph does. Like how every time he talks with Null he randomly accuses him of being a pedophile ten million times throughout the course of the conversation.
No, but with Ralph's vile comments about Jade, I think many would understand if Jim tapped into the rich amount of material that is Pantsu. Personally, I applaud Jim's restraint and his focus on the issues like Ralph spiraling out of control, his lies and fabrications when it comes to blaming Jim and Gator with at least some responsibility of Jesse's trip to his house and other things, as well as Ralph going right for people that have nothing to do with this mess like Jade.
 
Wanted to know how many saw the Metokur vs Ralph beatdonw.
Just an approximation, and mistakes can and probably did happen, plus private and deleted streams due to people worried about haters flagging for Ralph's language, youtube hiding things, and copyrighted music.

So the number is likely larger.

I tried to only include streams that featured major parts of MvsR.
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=metokur+ralph&sp=CAI%3D

200k+ views. This is only Youtube, no idea how many on Facebook, Twitch, and other platforms. Also I wonder how far mentions, segments, and clips reached.
 
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He probably got that impression because Jim didn't jump on him well before this. In defense of that though, I will say the ayyylogs generally made it difficult to laugh at the shit Ralph did, I genuinely believe that's the reason the sex tape wasn't blown up more, because people were so frothing at the fucking mouth with it.
It is. Jim has said so multiple times. People badgering him to do it so much he lost all interest. He's said this about loads of stuff before.
I hope that's what he thought though, I truly hope this broke his heart, the truthfulness of that makes it so much better.
It is what Jim thought. That's what Sargon, Ralph, Tonka, loads of people never understood about Jim. Jim is honest to a fault and really easy to read. The reason he hasn't crashed and burned is because he views the internet as not real life or serious.
 
No, but with Ralph's vile comments about Jade, I think many would understand if Jim tapped into the rich amount of material that is Pantsu. Personally, I applaud Jim's restraint and his focus on the issues like Ralph spiraling out of control, his lies and fabrications when it comes to blaming Jim and Gator with at least some responsibility of Jesse's trip to his house and other things, as well as Ralph going right for people that have nothing to do with this mess like Jade.
I think in some ways Jim stonewalling Ralph did more damage to him than going on the offense because it disarms Ralph of his greatest tool, playing victim. By being reasonable and civil despite the vile shit Ralph said to Jim, he just keeps on making the gunt expose himself further as a total asshole without being able to use the victim card while He went way overboard attacking Jade. The more he attacked JIm, the more he stonewalled and didn't take the bait, the more broken and desperate Gunty got. It's no wonder he was on the verge of tears because he was likely feeling as helpless as he was when he got a proper taste of Portuguese culture.

I am not surprised that he probably had a massive hissy fit after he fled from Matt.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the total views for all the current ralph related content ends up in the millions. This exposure will eventually transfer to a metric fuckload of new alogs fucking with Ralph. It's hard to believe since we're in the thick of the drama, but he's always been kind of niche.

Jim opened the floodgates and now all the other drama people are diving in. Most of them can get 10k+ views per show while others can go into the hundreds of thousands. This current stuff is going to be milked for months, and then the old stuff will be examined for more laughs - and along the way the retard will cause new drama to continually reignite interest. The drama feeding frenzy is going to make things worse fast.
 
how he didn't see his mom for almost two weeks before she died (yeah, Ralph didn't get vaxxed, but you can't tell me that if the dumbass had the wherewithal to allegedly fake his way into concerts and things that he couldn't have found a way to see his mom).
Ralph is vaccinated. He got it to go to a SoundCloud rap concert that he got a free ticket to. But he wouldn't get it to say goodbye to his dying mother.
 
Honestly like Jim said, if he was trying to take Ralph down he would’ve been discussing a LOT more stuff.
it was a level of courtesy i honestly don't think ralph deserved at that point, everyone with half a brain knew jim was morally in the right and ralph's arguments against him were half baked, incoherent, and concocted out of desperation because he was feeling angsty about his internet daddy betraying him. as much as i understand jim's position to not take the bait and focus on the situation at hand, it makes me wonder what ralph would have needed to have done in order for the gloves to come off.
 
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He probably got that impression because Jim didn't jump on him well before this. In defense of that though, I will say the ayyylogs generally made it difficult to laugh at the shit Ralph did, I genuinely believe that's the reason the sex tape wasn't blown up more, because people were so frothing at the fucking mouth with it.

I hope that's what he thought though, I truly hope this broke his heart, the truthfulness of that makes it so much better.
I’d also probably give credit to Metokur for not ever mentioning the sex tape because he was genuinely horrified at what Gunt did to a naive teenage girl. Like it’s hard to laugh if you know the whole back story, it’s just disgusting and vile.

Gunt has done so many awful things, but grooming a teenage girl to run away from home, fly to Virginia, fuck her, get her pregnant and post a sex tape of her online is top tier disgusting degenerate human garbage behavior. In some respects it’s hard to laugh at because it’s basically Ralph fucking up the lives of a teenager and baby plus her family. If anyone thought Ralph was just playing a redneck degenerate dirtbag character the stuff with Faith proved he was far worse than the persona he fronts online.
 
USDA.gov says fresh corn is considered a starchy vegetable
Nope, that's not it. I actually looked into the thing when Josh made the joke because I'm just that autistic.

Corn on a cob: you are eating a vegetable. A vegetable is any edible part of a plant, so when Ralph's horse goes on a tulip extermination episode, she's munching on vegetables too.

Corn starch: you are using the corn kernel as a whole grain. Each kernel is a grain, a dry seed.

Popcorn: this is actually a fruit. Yes, a fruit. Corn kernels contain seed, popped into popcorn makes it a fruit because a fruit is a part of a plant which contains seed.

tL;dr: corn can be a grain, vegetable, or fruit depending on how it's served. As starch, a grain. Munched from a cob, a vegetable. Popcorn is technically a fruit.

And Ralph is fat.
 
it was a level of courtesy i honestly don't think ralph deserved at that point, everyone with half a brain knew jim was morally in the right and ralph's arguments against him were half baked, incoherent, and concocted out of desperation because he was feeling angsty about his internet daddy betraying him. as much as i understand jim's position to not take the bait and focus on the situation at hand, it makes me wonder what ralph would have needed to have done in order for the gloves to come off.

Knowing Ralph? Probably making overt threats to Jade, like talking about coming to Minnesota to rape Jade as he claimed he was gonna do to Warski's sister. It seems like, if anything, Jim was more irritated at the attacks on Jade than anything else, so I've got a feeling that if Ralph were to keep antagonizing him through Jade, then the gloves would indeed come off.
 
Just catching the stream and five minutes in it's just Guntman screaming about Metokur's cancer and how he should die because he's a nigger. I felt sorry for him after seeing his mugging aftermath, but that's all gone now. What a truly demented faggot Ethan is.
You should never feel bad for anything that happens to Ralph because if it happens to anyone that isn't him, he would be the first to point, laugh, and endlessly torment them for it. He deserves everything that comes his way.
 
Knowing Ralph? Probably making overt threats to Jade, like talking about coming to Minnesota to rape Jade as he claimed he was gonna do to Warski's sister. It seems like, if anything, Jim was more irritated at the attacks on Jade than anything else, so I've got a feeling that if Ralph were to keep antagonizing him through Jade, then the gloves would indeed come off.
that sounds likely, i would have thought his honor code as a man would have kicked in when ralph called her a fat disgusting pig and a cam whore multiple times but i guess it wasn't quite the line he needed to cross in order for jim to go scorched earth. killing him with kindness might have actually disarmed him and kept him from going further than that, so maybe it was better for both of them that the stream went the way it did.
 
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that sounds likely, i would have thought his honor code as a man would have kicked in when ralph called her a fat disgusting pig and a cam whore multiple times but i guess it wasn't quite the line he needed to cross in order for jim to go scorched earth. killing him with kindness might have actually disarmed him and kept him from going further than that, so maybe it was the smarter move at the end of the day.

I agree in that sense. I think though it's incredibly likely Metokur's just quietly gathering data for when Ralph decides to buck again. And you can bet that the gloves'll come off and Metokur will constantly point out that Ralph pulled the bitch card on Jarbo.
 
Less booze more weed and pills
He'd still be better off, booze plus pills is what kills people. Weed doesn't really interact with pills beyond making you sleepier (and therefore less likely to keep taking pills). I bet the munchies and the lack of calories from alcohol would make him replace it with food but this doesn't matter because Ralph won't quit drinking even when his eyes and skin are as yellow as the cat I use for an avatar and his liver is so badly damaged it won't ever heal.
 
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