Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tubbers bought it so she can virtue signal, which she did! It’s never going to be used, much like all her Flabletics clothing she accumulated. She’s never going to hold onto something that isn’t food or a drink so she’ll never take it with her anywhere because that restricts her ability to consume more calories. So she’ll show it off a few more times in February to maximize her virtue signaling opportunities and then you’ll never see it again. Besides nobody in the wild is going to know about that bag, Ryann prefers gaudy, tacky, and loud so people know what brand it is.

 

[multiverse]

It seems like the only content Tess produces these days is feedee shit, or pedo bait. This one is pedo bait.

In another exploitative short clip of Bowie, Ryann snips and snaos at him as usual as she gets anxious about sharing her stash of sugary non-food food products.

He is SO uncomfortable when she pulls him in close so they're both in shot at 4:26. He desperately looks off screen for whoever is filming to save him.

 

[Water-T]

In another exploitative short clip of Bowie, Ryann snips and snaos at him as usual as she gets anxious about sharing her stash of sugary non-food food products.

GOD DAMMIT, BOWIE! MOMMA ALREADY HAS A HARD ENOUGH TIME NOURISHING HER BODY WITHOUT YOU DIPPING INTO MY POP TART STASH!

 

[Gay Mouth]

It seems like the only content Tess produces these days is feedee shit, or pedo bait. This one is pedo bait.

In another exploitative short clip of Bowie, Ryann snips and snaps at him as usual as she gets anxious about sharing her stash of sugary non-food food products.

He is SO uncomfortable when she pulls him in close so they're both in shot at 4:26. He desperately looks off screen for whoever is filming to save him.

Tess; of the frozen peach cobbler fucking pop tarts:

"Wow. I could eat a whole box of these. Not in one sitting, cause I could have one and be done, but... No never mind I could eat one. I could eat it in a whole sitting, yeah."


WE KNOW

 

[NoReturn]

It seems like the only content Tess produces these days is feedee shit, or pedo bait. This one is pedo bait.

In another exploitative short clip of Bowie, Ryann snips and snaos at him as usual as she gets anxious about sharing her stash of sugary non-food food products.
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He is SO uncomfortable when she pulls him in close so they're both in shot at 4:26. He desperately looks off screen for whoever is filming to save him.

She chews like an actual cow.

 

[High Hedgie]

He is SO uncomfortable when she pulls him in close so they're both in shot at 4:26. He desperately looks off screen for whoever is filming to save him.

We call Kai Gracie's Sister-Mawm and I kind of think that is what Tess is to Bowie. She doesn't act like his mom. You can tell she resents him, we've seen her be food aggressive towards him, and she always seems to be going out and doing things without him despite not having a full time job or being an actual in-demand model. There is no doubt that she is not the one raising the poor boy. I hope whoever is doing the actual raising is kinder to him and shows him actual love and affection.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess no likey negative comments!

Too bad there are more of them on this and the other posts:

And some TikToks:

 

[NotYourMom]

In another exploitative short clip of Bowie, Ryann snips and snaos at him as usual as she gets anxious about sharing her stash of sugary non-food food products.

She is stoned out of her mind in that video, holy shit!

 

[Gay Mouth]

THIS. ASS.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Wow, another ugly, childish bag for Tess.

Couldn't have bought a more classic style like one of the bamboo-handle bags, it's always something gaudy.

How about putting money aside for Rylee and Bowies' college funds instead of buying ugly, trendy crap, Tess?

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Wow, another ugly, childish bag for Tess.

Couldn't have bought a more classic style like one of the bamboo-handle bags, it's always something gaudy.

How about putting money aside for Rylee and Bowies' college funds instead of buying ugly, trendy crap, Tess?

IF she deigns to acknowledge Ry and Bowie when they are older, she'll just put some of the bags up for resale and then never send them. Her usual bullshit.

 

[Beluga]

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THIS. ASS.

You know, I once naively asked my male friends if there is such a thing as excessive tittage. They all said yes, some tits are just so big that they become ugly and terrifying. I didn't believe them at first, but now. Now, my Kiwi frens, I see what they meant.

 

[dillybars]

You know, I once naively asked my male friends if there is such a thing as excessive tittage. They all said yes, some tits are just so big that they become ugly and terrifying. I didn't believe them at first, but now. Now, my Kiwi frens, I see what they meant.

You needed men to tell you some tits are nasty?

 

[Beluga]

You needed men to tell you some tits are nasty?

I'm on Kiwi Farms, of course I needed big brained men to explain how the world works

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

You needed men to tell you some tits are nasty?

Did you not notice that they're a whale?

 

[Water-T]

He is SO uncomfortable when she pulls him in close so they're both in shot at 4:26. He desperately looks off screen for whoever is filming to save him.

OH SHIT! IT'S THE DAY I DREADED! MOMMA HAS GOTTEN SO HUNGRY THAT SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME! I SHOULD HAVE RAN AWAY WITH RYLEE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Tess no likey negative comments!
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Too bad there are more of them on this and the other posts:
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And some TikToks:
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I’m not sure why anyone is worried Bowie will end up Tess’s size. That bite of Pop Tart is all he is getting.

And if you are going to be negative about this video, maybe focus on how, yet again, she drags him on screen for attention and to prove she remembered he existed (this time).

 

[Gay Mouth]

I’m not sure why anyone is worried Bowie will end up Tess’s size. That bite of Pop Tart is all he is getting.

I think Bowie is going to stay skinny. Nick had a dad bod beer belly but was pretty light on the padding. And having a sphere for a mother will be powerful motivation to stay thin in its own right.

What she feeds him pisses me off because it's not nutritious. He should be eating a lot more veggies or having eggs or a toaster waffle for breakfast. Poptarts are absolute ass, and they taste like shit unless you were raised on them. You can raise your children to enjoy healthy foods, it's pretty easy if you don't blow out their sugar tolerance with constant candy. I used to babysit for this crunchy hippy mom and she taught me how to add pureed spinach to brownies, which didn't add a weird taste, and the kids actually ASKED FOR. Sneaking veggies into your children's diet is a favor to their growing bodies and reduces the likelihood they grow up into picky, indulgent, slovenly hedonists like Tess.

It's another symptom of her being a resentful, neglectful fat mom. Most mothers, even overweight or unhealthy ones, would reflect on their childhood of processed garbage, cringe, and resolve to give their kid a healthier life. Tess sees the rare moments of denial in her childhood as the abuse, so she "spoils" Bowie by providing him with only tooth aching sweets like SHE wants. Lord help this child, he's going to need it to grow up strong and not a pathetic weak manlet.

 

[Putin Bot]

To be fair, the only good Poptarts are the S'mores ones. As a dessert, not breakfast.

And Bowie's probably thin because Tess probably feasts first, then let's Bowie have what's left over. And goddamn, I do not understand why she can't fucking give him a haircut. Great clips is super cheap (which can mean you get a wonky, uneven haircut), but just cutting his hair to shoulder length would be better than how long his hair is now. Or hell, be an edgy mom and give him a mohawk. Just cut his damn hair already!!!

 

[cactus]

To be fair, the only good Poptarts are the S'mores ones. As a dessert, not breakfast.

And Bowie's probably thin because Tess probably feasts first, then let's Bowie have what's left over. And goddamn, I do not understand why she can't fucking give him a haircut. Great clips is super cheap (which can mean you get a wonky, uneven haircut), but just cutting his hair to shoulder length would be better than how long his hair is now. Or hell, be an edgy mom and give him a mohawk. Just cut his damn hair already!!!

I'm a frosted strawberry fan myself, but they have too many calories so I haven't had any in awhile.

All she has to do is grab some scissors and cut straight across, she doesn't even have to hold his hair. She can stuff her face with a Snickers or whatever while she does it.