Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Pizdec]

We need a Wedge translator in this thread. I cannot for the life of me decipher what fucking point he is trying to get across when he gets on his Twitter soapbox like this.

It's like a mixture of respekt wamen and love your trannies, but it's from a guy who wants to be black, so it's just coming off as schizobabble to me. Or as our good ol friend Patrick puts it: "Your mouth keeps doing this thing that doesn't make any sense whatsoever."

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

He has a pile of Amazon boxes in the living room, but he didn't save the colorful, branded boxes from his beloved toys? [/SPOILER]

I think it's purely about being able to buy these toys and then open the boxes. I doubt Kevin cares about having the toys, as if he did he'd make an effort to organize them properly. What he likes most is seeing them arrive, opening the boxes, and holding them in his hands. Then he puts them on a shelf to gather dust. The little hit of dopamine and the spark of excitement in seeing it delivered is what he lives for the most.

Though I have to wonder why the temporary excitement is what he wants. My guess is his mother spoiled him somewhat, in his youth, and this carried over to his current "Mixtress." And, on a subconscious level, he seeks that excitement to bring a bit of joy into an otherwise sedentary and useless existence.

 

[Law]

There's no way down votes could ever silence Kevin. He isn't addicted to Twitter so much as he is spiritually merged with it.
From the OP, Kevin's Twitter averages roughly 5.3 Tweets every hour, uninterrupted, for over half a decade.

 

[2525ABC]

Except her family and friends say she wasn't trans. That part's been memory holed mostly, but here's her obit: http://www.tillmanfh.com/obituary/natosha-mcdade

Late, but

AND she didn't just stab some dude; she was engaged in light domestic violence against some dudes mother, dude kicked out his mum's abuser, abuser tried to come back at mum, dude and friends stomped abuser, defeated (fe)male leaves.

Next day, abuser finds and stabs dude, chimps out at cops, becomes sainted blm trans martyr.

Fuck that was hard to try to explain. In summation, mentally ill bull dyke has more male energy than every Aiden, Noah and Finn put together. And blm is pro abuser.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

There's no way down votes could ever silence Kevin. He isn't addicted to Twitter so much as he is spiritually merged with it.
From the OP, Kevin's Twitter averages roughly 5.3 Tweets every hour, uninterrupted, for over half a decade.

That's not the whole of it, either. This calculation was done more recently- according to expert Gibesologist @Lubby Smith, the number is actually 5.7 now. 8.6, if only counting waking hours.

I know these data have been analyzed by learned Gibesologists earlier in the thread, but I believe they are worth revisiting.

Kevin joined Twitter on April 4, 2009, but he only had 30 tweets by April 21, 2017.

In the 4 years 7 months and 14 days (1689 days) from April 21, 2017 to today, Kevin has tweeted 231,528 times. This equates to 137 tweets per day. If he stayed awake tweeting 24 hours per day, this would be 5.7 tweets per hour. If he slept 8 hours and limited his tweeting to 16 hours per day, this brings the tweets per hour up to 8.6, every waking hour for the past 1689 straight days.

The numbers are staggering. I would argue they are his only accomplishment, and that his gravestone should read:

Kevin Gibes
am hole
Prodigious Tweeter​

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

There's no way down votes could ever silence Kevin. He isn't addicted to Twitter so much as he is spiritually merged with it.

This popped into my head:

"Seethe evermore. Tweet without ceasing. In every thing give complaints: for this is the will of Goddess in Trans-Jesus concerning you." I Transsalonians 5:16-18.

 

[Piss Bear]

What is the sound of one amhole clapping?

Oops, that wasn’t even meant to be in my post, it was a draft lol. But you just gave me a terrible idea for an invention:

You’ve heard of double-ended dildos right? Now introducing double-ended dilators, for transbians!

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

We need a Wedge translator in this thread. I cannot for the life of me decipher what fucking point he is trying to get across when he gets on his Twitter soapbox like this.

Alright, I'll do it. There's multiple layers to this. Something about the tranch just brings out my autism, so sorry.

I do want to clarify that none of this is my own point of view, I am simply working off the basic "feminist" assumptions that SJW/TRA circles seem try (and fail) to build upon. I don't have a dog in this fight, I just want to point and laugh at the idiots.

First the straight meaning of each tweet:

1. "Black ftms are not the patriarchy/oppressors, if you think that youre racist. "
2. "If you think saying ftms are not the patriarchy means I don't see ftms as men, you are a misandrist and victimizing yourself"
3. "Why is this only getting attention now that I, a White, am saying it?"

Point 1 is in reference to a common point of troon ideology where men are oppressors of women, and ftms are men, therefore, ftms are oppressors of women. This is, I guess, sound within their own logic, but incredibly stupid for anyone with two brain cells who realizes that women pretending to be men do not get the societal benefits men (arguably) get. When was the last time you saw an ftm CEO? A ftm accused of rape being let slide because "boys will be boys"? An ftm denying an mtf an abortion? Whether you agree with the idea that "men are privileged under patriarchy" or not, I think everyone can agree that you cannot both claim men are privileged under patriarchy AND that women pretending to be men are equally privileged under patriarchy.

Then point 2 is covering his ass: He has identified that ftms do not reap the social benefits of being male, because they aren't, but also doesn't want to dig deeper into why (because they're female), so he just avoids going into it altogether by saying "but this totally doesn't mean they're not dudes!!!". This is because it would mean admitting he is a privileged male himself. To avoid admitting such a thing, he takes an MRA talking point that "not all men are oppressors" and "you just like victimizing yourself!". This is in direct contradiction with point 1 where he attempts to establish that ftms are not the patriarchy and therefore not oppressors. If men are not oppressors, why do you need to specify that ftms are not oppressors?

Point 3 is pure virtue signaling and riding on the serotonin he gets from those meager 5 likes. It's not enough that he's getting attention for it, he has to make everyone feel guilty for not giving the attention to someone else before him. This is superficial, of course, as he actually loves that he's the center of attention even in this conversation about black female-to-male transsexuals, of which he is the opposite.

tl;dr:
"Men are patriarchy! Patriarchy oppresses! But ftms are not oppressors! But they're still men, because not all men are oppressors! Stop victimizing yourself!!"

In other words, he's making a point that terfs make (ftms are not male oppressors of women, because they are female) then covering his ass with an MRA argument (not all men are violent and if you think so you're victimizing yourself). I would call him slimy or two faced, but the truth is he's just a retard and probably doesn't even realize how his two points entirely contradict each other.

 

[Gone Ham]

Alright, I'll do it. There's multiple layers to this. Something about the tranch just brings out my autism, so sorry.

I do want to clarify that none of this is my own point of view, I am simply working off the basic "feminist" assumptions that SJW/TRA circles seem try (and fail) to build upon. I don't have a dog in this fight, I just want to point and laugh at the idiots.

First the straight meaning of each tweet:

1. "Black ftms are not the patriarchy/oppressors, if you think that youre racist. "
2. "If you think saying ftms are not the patriarchy means I don't see ftms as men, you are a misandrist and victimizing yourself"
3. "Why is this only getting attention now that I, a White, am saying it?"

Point 1 is in reference to a common point of troon ideology where men are oppressors of women, and ftms are men, therefore, ftms are oppressors of women. This is, I guess, sound within their own logic, but incredibly stupid for anyone with two brain cells who realizes that women pretending to be men do not get the societal benefits men (arguably) get. When was the last time you saw an ftm CEO? A ftm accused of rape being let slide because "boys will be boys"? An ftm denying an mtf an abortion? Whether you agree with the idea that "men are privileged under patriarchy" or not, I think everyone can agree that you cannot both claim men are privileged under patriarchy AND that women pretending to be men are equally privileged under patriarchy.

Then point 2 is covering his ass: He has identified that ftms do not reap the social benefits of being male, because they aren't, but also doesn't want to dig deeper into why (because they're female), so he just avoids going into it altogether by saying "but this totally doesn't mean they're not dudes!!!". This is because it would mean admitting he is a privileged male himself. To avoid admitting such a thing, he takes an MRA talking point that "not all men are oppressors" and "you just like victimizing yourself!". This is in direct contradiction with point 1 where he attempts to establish that ftms are not the patriarchy and therefore not oppressors. If men are not oppressors, why do you need to specify that ftms are not oppressors?

Point 3 is pure virtue signaling and riding on the serotonin he gets from those meager 5 likes. It's not enough that he's getting attention for it, he has to make everyone feel guilty for not giving the attention to someone else before him. This is superficial, of course, as he actually loves that he's the center of attention even in this conversation about black female-to-male transsexuals, of which he is the opposite.

tl;dr:
"Men are patriarchy! Patriarchy oppresses! But ftms are not oppressors! But they're still men, because not all men are oppressors! Stop victimizing yourself!!"

In other words, he's making a point that terfs make (ftms are not male oppressors of women, because they are female) then covering his ass with an MRA argument (not all men are violent and if you think so you're victimizing yourself). I would call him slimy or two faced, but the truth is he's just a retard and probably doesn't even realize how his two points entirely contradict each other.

Didn't ask, don't care

 

[AMHOLIO]

I just thought about this awhile and wanted to note it here. Neck said he was having issues with his joints and said that it was arthritis. I thought it was quite strange for someone to have arthritis when he was still quite young.

Then I remembered that estrogen messes with connective tissue. His arthritis is most likely due to him pumping his body with hormones that shouldn't be there. If he stopped taking estrogen, his symptoms would probably be more manageable.

Isn't there an often comorbid condition that affects joints in autstics? I forgot, could be wrong.

We need a Wedge translator in this thread. I cannot for the life of me decipher what fucking point he is trying to get across when he gets on his Twitter soapbox like this.

"FUCK THE MAN, LOOK AT ME AND SEE HOW COOL I AM FOR SAYING IT. GIVE ME ATTENTION AND SOCIAL JUSTICE POWER ON THE INTERNET!!!"

Usually something like that.

 

[Oxyjen]

That's awesome. What with the numerous shoutouts from r/kotakuinaction, his fame as the disgusting troon from the Tenor GIF, and now the attention from USA Today, Kevvie just might be on his way to the big time! I hope he doesn't forget us when he's famous.

I hope he gets interviewed on Fox News like that anti work asshole. And I hate Fox News.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Wedge moment. This post was going to be longer, but everything else is either a retweet or boring as fuck.

Link | Archive

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Happy 1900 pages Kevin!!​

We hit 1800 pages on December 21st and Kevin is still a creepy squash monster; however, he is a creepy squash monster with his testicles removed! So, what has transpired since then in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe?

• Starting off horrifically, Kevin claims to have orgasmed twice in rapid succession through “hand schlicking like a needy cavewoman”
• Kevin was featured in prominent UK TERF Graham Linehan’s SubStack articles highlighting TRA’s obsession with trans women, biological men, demanding access to abortions
• Kevin posts a transition progress photo, comparing his 2017 self to his 2021 self, that proves that he passed better as a woman before any medical intervention by virtue of his lack of facial hair and doughiness that rounds out his facial structures
• KF user @Cerabella compiled Kevin’s Christmas gifts and calculated the total to be around $530 USD
• Teenagers and shitlords found one of Kevin’s Twitter threads in which he claims TWAW and they reply with, “your hairline has other implications!”
• @Chapstick4Lyfe unearths tweets wherein Kevin admits to spending most of his high school days in the special ed room
• Some lovely PNGs, compliments to @Humbert Humbert
• One of Kevin’s sources of gender euphoria (see: sexual arousal) is learning to love the color pink
• Kevin blames his axewound sealing on his inability to “get plowed” because of COVID
• Resident psychfag @Meiwaku provides a wonderful analysis regarding Kevin’s hoarding tendencies
• Kevin reached 16,000 followers on Twitter, which prompts the question: how many are Kiwis?
• Wedge shaved his eyebrows and appropriated Japanese culture
• The Tranch announces that Kevin will be joining them on the trip to the Pine Ridge reservation: the site of the ranch’s next grift
• Kevin refers to voiding his bladder through his surgically constructed “vulva” as the “superior pissing experience”
• The infamous GIF mocking Kevin’s autogynesmile and selfie pose is one of the top GIFs you would find if you searched Discord’s database using the word “trans”
• KF user @Meiwaku compiles some backstory tweets regarding Kevin’s relationship with his father and we better understand how his father’s death absolutely wrecked him and was the cause of his subsequent downward spiral into paraphilias and pornography
• Kevin, who definitely does not read his thread, takes note of being at “the top of a trans search result”
• Kevin admits to walking around the house bottomless in “panties”
• Kevin muses about allowing some troon and their “12-year-old enby kid” (whom Kevin refers to as “queer”) to visit the Tranch
• Neck vagueposts about “proposing to a clown” over Twitter, possible troon wedding on the horizon?
• Due to COVID, the prospects of his revision surgery consultation seem to be postponed
• In the same tweet thread, Kevin identifies the moving goal posts regarding the state of his sealed neovagina: starting from “your vag is fine” to “you need specialized equipment to possibly stand a chance that maybe your neovagina could somewhat function to the target WPATH ‘standard of care’”
• If you would like to collect more rare Kevins, please click here and here
• Sitting pretty at 1900 pages and 38,000 posts, Kevin posits and copes that his thread has about 1000 pages (yes, he uses this purposeful misestimate as a flex)
• He continues to blame his non-existent “sex life” on COVID, despite living in a BDSM commune headed by his dominant
• While seething to TERFs, Kevin asserts that troons never suicide bait as a tactic to get their way and emotionally manipulate others, especially women
• Kevin’s specialized procedure, the only viable option that can potentially fix Kevin’s broken neovagina, is brand new and poorly perfected: a common theme in all troon surgical procedures
• Neck’s divorce has been finalized
• Suddenly, Kevin locks down his Twitter account, likely because he was unwilling to explain his own belief system he only has the most superficial understanding of
• Amazon charged Kevin three times for a single item
• Kevin e-begs once more, now with the balance of his free checking account siting at -$126
• Adding onto his list of claimed illnesses, Kevin continues to toy with the idea of him having Tourette’s: complete with awkwardly audible tics
• Kevin is giving Wellbutrin a try as an antidepressant after blaming his weight gain and sexual dysfunction on his previous antidepressant and not his propensity to eat garbage and transitioning, respectively
• As a result of taking Wellbutrin, Kevin manages to clean three toilets and brags about his accomplishment in the Tranch group chat
• KF user @bippu_as_fuck_ls400 tallies up Kevin’s daily tweet count over the course of one week, and in one day, Kevin tweeted 235 times: up to 29 times per hour
• A troll account refers to Kevin as a “trans scamming legend”
• The troll account in question belongs to a niche, but dedicated group of Twitter accounts assuming the “biotrans” identity or “AFAB trans women:” women that try to “transition” into autogynephilic MtF troons by shaving male pattern baldness into their heads, developing porn addictions, and espouse misogynistic and predatory views, big ups to @Schatzi Katze
• Kevin’s surgery coordinator informs Kevin that he should expect a phone call from his surgeon’s office to schedule a phone call in the next week
• His coordinator also informed him that this prospective surgery may not work (do any of them work?)
• Kevin confirms that the Tranch will be at DenFur Colorado 2022
• Kevin catches the coof and somehow blames Biden for not printing enough funny money
• Additionally, Kevin manages to fetishize his positive COVID test informing everyone that he wants to be viewed as pregnant
• Kevin’s thread surpasses Lucas Werner’s thread in pages
• Kevin e-begs on behalf of the quarantining Tranch for lost wages
• Despite Kevin’s mother being alive and in fine health, Kevin has accepted her death on account of her vaccine hesitancy
• He also seethes further about the idea of Twitter potentially instating a dislike button on tweets
• A link to Kevin’s Twitter is included in a USA Today article about the possible implementation of a “dislike” button on tweets in which Kevin complains about the troons being targeted for their shit takes

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Big ups @Old Fart







Big ups @0 1

Big ups @Chapstick4Lyfe


Big ups @Meiwaku


Big ups @Lubby Smith

Big ups @Spedestrian for the Unown decoding

she/her

Big ups to @Spedestrian for improving Wedge’s OCs

 

[Meiwaku]

New poll for how long until kevin's new Amhole closes? Or for how long until his tits fuck up?

 

[0 0]

New poll for how long until kevin's new Amhole closes? Or for how long until his tits fuck up?

Okay.

Here's the previous poll's results.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I hope his amhole closes soon. I am getting bored of his sperggotry and would like to see the cope.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

All I could think of while looking at his mountains of consoomer posting was this. Decided to edit them together.

 

[Pizdec]

All I could think of while looking at his mountains of consoomer posting was this. Decided to edit them together.

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@0 1 this absolutely needs to go in the OP, holy shit.

 

[Piss Bear]

All I could think of while looking at his mountains of consoomer posting was this. Decided to edit them together.

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Seriously contemplating becoming a Troo and Honest fan just so I can Semper Fi this post.

 

[Puddleduck]

No idea of cost in the US, but that’s quite possible. And, yes, doubtful it would be covered by insurance, even for troons.

The cost and the fact that Wedge is a whiny little bitch who couldn’t deal with the pain (and it would be painful) are the two factors that go against my theory. But (1) it looks so much like transplanted hair and (2) I just can’t see that much regrowth coming from hormones, that I just don’t know what other explanation there could be.

If he *did* have a transplant (probably more than one session given how bald he was) then he must have had access to funds in the past that he doesn’t have now. And he must also have been able to cope with lying conscious on a treatment table for hours while the procedure was carried out, which goes against his previous whining about his autism being triggered by a tilt table test. But we already know most (all) of his disability griping is bullshit.

I'm gonna invoke Amhole's Razor here - I think Wedge just got incredibly lucky with his HRT, and that Kevin is incredibly unlucky.

Generally, troon HRT will stop the balding process, and might reverse it. Wedge's apparent level of regrowth is unusual but not impossible, and Kevin's continued balding is also unusual but not impossible.
Wedge should have maybe grown some back, and not lost any more, and Kevin should just not have lost any more, but neither case is unheard of.

I agree with you. If female hormones actually reversed balding and made you regrow hair that was lost, then there'd be a lot of more doctors shilling it to their bald patients. Pharma would also be looking into this as well, as this would be a huge money maker for them. But yet, they do nothing.

I see your point but propecia is a thing.