4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

REGENDarySumanai said:
Still won't stop the strippers from coming.
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$120 per ticket. Figure the lanes are charging $20 a person for unlimited bowling, plus maybe $40 a head for food/booze. Figure in $1k for Gunt and Meigh’s travel and accommodations, and a couple hundred for Gunt to blow on dope and gambling, and if they sold 20 tickets they could probably get a stripper and still break even but not if Ethan is expecting a kiss. They charge extra for that.
 
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Imagine finally getting married to your sweetheart. Dax as your best man giving a speech and toast in your honor, finally having him pat you on the back and tell you he's proud of you. Random stripper for the bridesmaid. Bowling 2 strikes in a row in a smokey bowling alley. Then heading home so that a week later you are celebrating the birth of your child that you're like 75% sure is yours.

Truly Khrist is Kang!
 
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State Champ said:
Imagine finally getting married to your sweetheart. Dax as your best man giving a speech and toast in your honor, finally having him pat you on the back and tell you he's proud of you. Random stripper for the bridesmaid. Bowling 2 strikes in a row in a smokey bowling alley. Then heading home so that a week later you are celebrating the birth of your child that you're like 75% sure is yours.

Truly Khrist is Kang!
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PPP will be the wedding officiant. Kid Diddler Dax as the best man. Jesse as the flower girl. Warski will give a toast over the sounds of loud bowling alley screens. Null will walk May down the aisle. Ralph will wear his finest tuxedo t-shirt. The perfect wedding for the Ralphamale.
 
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GL09 said:
Just like at a red light it looks like Ralph has no intention of taking his foot of the gas pedal that is his life. What if one of his a-logs buys a ticket to the event and fucks up his wedding and it will all be on live stream. April can't come soon enough.
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Obviously that’s part of the $120 ticket price. Sort of like those tickets they sell to dunking tanks. If Ralph can’t sell tickets to A-logs no one will show.

I’d honestly be shocked if this event happens because I can’t imagine he can sell enough tickets, even if throws in a wedding with his pregnant mare for good measure.

I think his whole schtick about having a wedding there is just a very desperate ruse cruise that gives him an excuse to hype the event because nobody is buying tickets.

Imagine making May travel eight months pregnant in a truck to Texas to go through with a fake humiliation wedding, in a bowling alley, for super chats. Even suggesting it makes it obvious he gets off on humiliating her.

Ralphamale is broke and really desperate because he’s got rent, truck payments and high interest loans from gambling trips to cover.
 
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Did they book the whole venue or just a couple of lanes? If not, it would be really funny if Warski booked his own event with way cheaper tickets at the exact same time...

EDIT: checked his website to answer my own question and it appears they have the whole venue, closed to the public. It's a shame but I'm still hoping for some epic a-logging.
 
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🤗 still cant get over how wholesome this is, cant wait to watch this stream. 🐷 💒 🐴
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