Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I'm glad. I want him to keep making progress on this turd.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I'm glad. I want him to keep making progress on this turd.

Hope you don't mind waiting. He's a lazy drunk, you see

 

[AnOminous]

Either Patrick is drinking a lot at the bar and not getting anything done or he is really pissing off the staff by sitting there and nursing a beer, taking up space, and you know he is the kind of dick that has his charger going across the bar to a plug.

The one thing I'm sure he's not doing is nursing a beer. If anything, he downs shot after shot, incessantly, as his tweets become increasingly unhinged. At the end of the night, he has written nothing of the novel he's already late on. He has, however, written 300 tweets, 290 of them including the world "child."

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Hope you don't mind waiting. He's a lazy drunk, you see

That's what's great about the current timeline. This book has to come out just before Christmas. I'm hoping it gets about 50% of the way and then he rushes the last half out in October, published in November. You can't claim your stalkers are the only ones giving bad reviews when your dogshit holiday bait is rushed to market. He'll spend the holidays drunk, away from his family like last year, screaming into the twitter void. What else could a sweet boy ask for from Santy Clause?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I knew Pat was famous from his tweets about getting recognized at the grocery store and sporting events, but I didn't know he was sooo famous that people don't even NEED to Google who he is because they already know. Impressive! link

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

That's what's great about the current timeline. This book has to come out just before Christmas. I'm hoping it gets about 50% of the way and then he rushes the last half out in October, published in November. You can't claim your stalkers are the only ones giving bad reviews when your dogshit holiday bait is rushed to market. He'll spend the holidays drunk, away from his family like last year, screaming into the twitter void. What else could a sweet boy ask for from Santy Clause?

Dude, it's not going to be put out. He has no publishing contract. He will likely never release another book again

 

[Space Cooter]

Writing at a bar? Does he fancy himself a Hemmingway?

Fighting bulls and fighting on Twitter are not the same chubby.

I have mad respect for you guys who can follow this guy closely. I tried but he's just so...punchable...and I don't know why. There are way worse people on this site but goddamn...this guy....

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Dude, it's not going to be put out. He has no publishing contract. He will likely never release another book again

He'll self publish if he has to. He so desperately needs to have the last word, there's no way he doesn't publish this thing

 

[AnOminous]

He'll self publish if he has to. He so desperately needs to have the last word, there's no way he doesn't publish this thing

I wouldn't worry about that. They've slapped previous of his turds between covers and published before. So long as he delivers on time, like Cuck Wendigo, it's getting published.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Writing at a bar? Does he fancy himself a Hemmingway?

Fighting bulls and fighting on Twitter are not the same chubby.

I have mad respect for you guys who can follow this guy closely. I tried but he's just so...punchable...and I don't know why. There are way worse people on this site but goddamn...this guy....

fighting bulls and prepping them isn't the same thing

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He'll self publish if he has to. He so desperately needs to have the last word, there's no way he doesn't publish this thing

no he won't. You niggers need to understand how big of a dud you're dealing with here. He hasn't worked in years, he lives off his ugly wife

 

[Mr Moonface]

I wouldn't worry about that. They've slapped previous of his turds between covers and published before. So long as he delivers on time, like Cuck Wendigo, it's getting published.

That was when he had a contract. He's currently writing on spec and his bookscan sales numbers are so abysmal I don't see that changing anytime soon, or ever.

no he won't. You niggers need to understand how big of a dud you're dealing with here. He hasn't worked in years, he lives off his ugly wife

I agree. Pat's narcissism probably wouldn't permit him to self-publish. Which is funny because I imagine there are a significant number of self-published authors who are far more successful than he is.

 

[Ophelia]

Self publishing is easier now than it used to be and holds less of a loser stigma. He could fashion himself as a maverick working outside the system or some shit. Unless he’s too lazy.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I'm just going to tweet at him that he'll never publish it and that'll guarantee that he does

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Self publishing is easier now than it used to be and holds less of a loser stigma. He could fashion himself as a maverick working outside the system or some shit. Unless he’s too lazy.

I'm just going to tweet at him that he'll never publish it and that'll guarantee that he does

You guys don't get it

 

[AprilRains]

Hasn't he self-published already?

 

[John_Smith]

Pat has a new blanket that he can lay under all day and season with beer farts:

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His old blanket isn't taking the news well (Annabelle is Pat's daughter):

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Best guess is the pink blanket was the target of Nibbler's revenge for the attempted drowning in Piggy's filthy kitchen sink.

Piggy is the sort who would let the lizard loose to forage for food. There are plenty of insects in the ha' hovel. Piggy probably thinks the lizard will control the roach population in his kitchen. 'Lizards eat crickets, why not roaches?' goes the Pig-logic. Instead of roaches, Nibbler probably found and ate a huge amount of brown marmorated stink bugs and then took the mother of all dumps on the pink blanket. There's no cleaning that away.

Drinky had to mention 'the incident' to a friend, who took pity on her and gave her that blanket, which she bought at the Five Below. Here's to hoping Robert Mewler pisses all over it, but not until Piggy gets some skin irritation or the other from it. You just know that he did not wash it before snuggling in.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Pat reached 14k words on his current WIP...

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...That he started almost TWO MONTHS ago, turns out writing drunk in a bar is bad for productivity.

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There is a writing challenge called National Novel Writing Month, wherein you have to write a novel in the month of November; the wordcount has to be at least 50,000 words. You need to write a minimum of 1,667 words per day to make this goal.

Of course, some people find this too easy; these masochists decide to write all 50,000 words in 24 hours.

The point I'm trying to make is that Patrick is not only fat, but as a writer he's a total featherweight. If he spent less time on Twitter, I'd be more inclined to believe those 14,000 words were quality words, but as it stands...

 

[Mr Moonface]

Hasn't he self-published already?

As far as I'm aware, no. All of his early stuff was short fiction that was put in anthologies, some of those might have been self published but he was just one name on the front cover. His 'Children of a Dead Earth' trilogy was published by AngryRobot books. Then Starship Repo, Gatecrashers, and In the Black were published by TOR. The last of those was released in 2020, he hasn't published anything since.

 

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Patrick might be fat, but he's not unhealthy. Ground up black babies are a prime source of adenochrome after all.