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So let's back up a bit and do a more in-depth analysis of part of the recent bounty of milk we've received. For a long time, the Farrah Abraham lolsuit was seen as something of a footnote in Russhole's lolcow career. The whole thing went down before his thread was created, so there wasn't a lot of documentation to go on. Russhole rarely mentioned it himself by the time his antics started to be archived here. Now though, thanks to Molly Lens and her law firm putting his original complaints on the record in the current lolsuit and @The Great Citracett recovering long thought lost videos, we can see that the Farrah Abraham lolsuit was very much the prototype for the Taylor Swift lolsuits. The direct parallels (and blatant pseudolegalese copypastas) are plain as day to see. Let's go through them!
Parallel #1 - Use of multiple crudely scrawled attraction signs.
Farrah:
Taylor:
Parallel #2 - Writing songs about them, using their names in the titles.
Farrah:
Taylor:
Parallel #3 - Alleging a professor warned him against "wooing" her.
From Greer v. Abraham:
From Greer v. Swift 2:
Parallel #4 - Alleging he lost his job at TraskBritt directly because of his efforts to "woo" her.
From Greer v. Abraham:
From Greer v. Swift 2:
Note that Russhole did not blame Taylor Swift for this particular job loss in Greer v. Swift 1. He added that allegation later when he came up with his delusional conspiracy theory that she was out to ruin his life because her family called him "invasive and troubling" in the response to that lawsuit:
Parallel #5 - Russhole reused the exact same language to sue both Farrah and Taylor.
The "eggshell skull plaintiff" arguments from first and last pages of the initial complaint in Greer v. Abraham:
The "eggshell skull plaintiff" arguments from the first and last pages of the initial complaint in Greer v. Swift 1:
Russhole's claimed "injuries" in Greer v. Abraham:
Russhole's claimed "injuries" in Greer v. Swift 1:
There are other copy and paste instances but this post is long enough as it is. Russhole simply reused his Farrah Abraham lawsuit against a new target after Farrah countersued him and he pissed himself and dropped the suit against her. I wonder if he would have still sued Taylor Swift three times if she had taken a similar tactic with him? He stopped suing Ariana Grande after he was forced to pay attorney's fees, after all.
Parallel #1 - Use of multiple crudely scrawled attraction signs.
Farrah:
Taylor:
Parallel #2 - Writing songs about them, using their names in the titles.
Farrah:
Taylor:
It was reused in an attempt to "woo" another female celebrity, Kylie Jenner. As proof, here are the opening lyrics as shown in Russhole's "Win a Date with Farrah Abraham" video:
The opening lyrics from "Win a Date with Kylie Jenner":
I'd kinda like to meet Kylie Jenner
But I'm scared out of my mind to get her attention
The opening lyrics from "Win a Date with Kylie Jenner":
I'd kinda like to meet Kylie Jenner
But I'm scared out of my mind to get her attention
Parallel #3 - Alleging a professor warned him against "wooing" her.
From Greer v. Abraham:
From Greer v. Swift 2:
Parallel #4 - Alleging he lost his job at TraskBritt directly because of his efforts to "woo" her.
From Greer v. Abraham:
From Greer v. Swift 2:
Note that Russhole did not blame Taylor Swift for this particular job loss in Greer v. Swift 1. He added that allegation later when he came up with his delusional conspiracy theory that she was out to ruin his life because her family called him "invasive and troubling" in the response to that lawsuit:
Parallel #5 - Russhole reused the exact same language to sue both Farrah and Taylor.
The "eggshell skull plaintiff" arguments from first and last pages of the initial complaint in Greer v. Abraham:
The "eggshell skull plaintiff" arguments from the first and last pages of the initial complaint in Greer v. Swift 1:
Russhole's claimed "injuries" in Greer v. Abraham:
Russhole's claimed "injuries" in Greer v. Swift 1:
There are other copy and paste instances but this post is long enough as it is. Russhole simply reused his Farrah Abraham lawsuit against a new target after Farrah countersued him and he pissed himself and dropped the suit against her. I wonder if he would have still sued Taylor Swift three times if she had taken a similar tactic with him? He stopped suing Ariana Grande after he was forced to pay attorney's fees, after all.
Ironically, Russhole TWICE described Taylor Swift as a "reasonable celebrity" in Greer v. Abraham:
In Greer v. Swift 1, Russhole claims Taylor Swift first came to his attention in 2014, while he was in college. There's no mention of the story he put in his book "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" of how he was introduced to Taylor's music by his sister while he was in prison following his high school shooting threat:
Note he also claims he was somehow helping her career by writing a shitty song using her song titles as lyrics.
Freudian slip as to Russhole's true intentions at the end of this paragraph:
Russhole confesses repeatedly that the song was 100% not a gift, it was a pitch, an attempt to convince Taylor Swift to hire him to write music for her:
In Greer v. Swift 1, Russhole claims Taylor Swift first came to his attention in 2014, while he was in college. There's no mention of the story he put in his book "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" of how he was introduced to Taylor's music by his sister while he was in prison following his high school shooting threat:
Note he also claims he was somehow helping her career by writing a shitty song using her song titles as lyrics.
Freudian slip as to Russhole's true intentions at the end of this paragraph:
Russhole confesses repeatedly that the song was 100% not a gift, it was a pitch, an attempt to convince Taylor Swift to hire him to write music for her:
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