- Joined
- May 14, 2021
Hey Meigh, did you know youâre expected to drive to a Texas bowling alley (to get married in front of maybe a dozen internet weirdos who bought tickets) by yourself around the time of your alleged due date, while Raloh flies in comfort? Youâll have to head out a couple days before him of course, thatâs a loooong drive. Heâs not going to let you take his new truck neither lol. Donât get pulled over for speeding cause you canât hold your pee, being 39 weeks pregnant and all (snort) because ralph expects you to bring all his âmedicationsâ that he canât bring on a plane.
He totally wonât get wasted on your wedding night so it will be magical Iâm sure.
He totally wonât get wasted on your wedding night so it will be magical Iâm sure.