4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

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EDIT: checked his website to answer my own question and it appears they have the whole venue, closed to the public. It's a shame but I'm still hoping for some epic a-logging.
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I wonder how much he had to pay up front to reserve the whole place? If he paid it all up front and can’t get more than 10 tickets sold he’s going to look stupid and if he paid half up front but can’t raise the rest because he didn’t sell enough tickets he’s going to look even more stupid. This whole thing just ends with him looking stupid no matter which way he goes.
 
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Ripe said:
lmao so his guests at his wedding will have to buy tickets?
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This is how broke wiggers roll. Maybe someone can get a COMPED ticket if they bring a Wal-Mart sheet cake and a case of beast.
Lorne Armstrong said:
I wonder how much he had to pay up front to reserve the whole place? If he paid it all up front and can’t get more than 10 tickets sold he’s going to look stupid and if he paid half up front but can’t raise the rest because he didn’t sell enough tickets he’s going to look even more stupid. This whole thing just ends with him looking stupid no matter which way he goes.
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Apparently some guy, and big KS fan, who either manages or owns the place suggested this so Ralph has not paid a dime. Ralph is only going along with this to try and make money, not spend any. Whoever this dude is he’s on the hook.

The local guy is going to be the one to try and get randos in the door (and not with $120 ticket sales lol) by promoting the event locally as some big party with “a KS live broadcast” or “alt right e-celeb Ralphamale” or some shit on fliers around bars in town.

The guy suggested this big bowling event before Ralph got his face rearranged in Lisbon, went on a doxing spree to tell ppl KS hosts and fans are white nationalists and humiliated by Daddy Jim. I wonder if he’s really looking forward to hosting this shitshow given recent events. I bet he hoped Ralph would cancel.
 
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FiveHead said:
Dick's a headliner so, theoretically, he should be able to get at least a dozen Texas Dickheads to go to this thing.
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Oh so Ralph isn’t even the main event? Ralph has been trying make Dick come to a wedding for like eight months. Even multiple Vegas trips didn’t make it happen. So he gets a bowling a event planned and then tries to slip in a trash wedding. Sad.

100% Ralph is using guilt from the “broken foot” to make sure he doesn’t bail on the bowling wedding disaster.

Dick already pitied Gunt, I can’t imagine what he’s thinking now. He’s far more pitiful but also a toxic shitpile of career doom.
 
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I know Ralph is a shut in and he’s controlling May so they have no friends but a courtroom wedding all by themselves is vastly more dignified than this. My guess is he’s trying to rope Dick into being best man, have people actually attend, and have say they’re married without actually doing it legally.
 
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Mossad Facade said:

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ralph is getting married at the bowling alley
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Wouldn't say "is". Ralph floated that maybe he should have the wedding at the tournament. Meaning no wedding planning before this point. According to Ralph's twitter (t | a) Oct. 8th was week 12 so week 40 around march 20-26. Pregnant woman or infants are good at extended car rides :tomgirl:.
If Ralph commits to this hype it will be a farce. Too many things to plan and too many thing that can go wrong. Ralph needs a win so he is saying anything which will get peoples' empathy as well as forgetting Pillsteam 2: Bolder daddy boogaloo. Only Ralph could promise something so white trash as a bowling ally wedding with a pregnant bride and indoor smoking. Imagine planning a newborn and social event to happen at the same time. Then add finding a place to rent a tux and dress, the actual wedding bands, state license, ext (ext being so many small detail it is too numerous to list) and no sane person would try this. This is Ethan Ralph never say never.
Possible outcomes of the tournament:
  • Wedding with pregnant May
  • Wedding with May and baby
  • Wedding with May and baby with May's family
  • No wedding Ralph stays home
  • No wedding Ralph leaves May at home
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GaryGrey said:
Then add finding a place to rent a tux and dress, the actual wedding bands, state license, ext (ext being so many small detail it is too numerous to list) and no sane person would try this.
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Ralph is going to wear one of his 5XL sweatshirts from Macy’s. Meigh will wear her Sailor Moon getup. Like the engagement ring, the bands will be from Wal-Mart or a pawn shop. There will be no marriage license because the last thing Ethan wants is a legally binding marriage.

And I’m sure that on top of the $120 tickets, Ralph will expect everyone to bring envelopes of cash as wedding gifts.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ralph is going to wear one of his 5XL sweatshirts from Macy’s. Meigh will wear her Sailor Moon getup. Like the engagement ring, the bands will be from Wal-Mart or a pawn shop. There will be no marriage license because the last thing Ethan wants is a legally binding marriage.

And I’m sure that on top of the $120 tickets, Ralph will expect everyone to bring envelopes of cash as wedding gifts.
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Wait, the tickets are $120 now? I thought they were $65. Did he bump it up for the wedding?
 
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Christorian X said:
Wait, the tickets are $120 now? I thought they were $65. Did he bump it up for the wedding?
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It’s not even going to be a real wedding. There’s no chance he’s going to file for a marriage license in that state before the wedding to make it legal. He probably thinks it’s smart move because he feels like there’s no obligation, and he can monetize it in some way.
However, common law marriages are a real thing and having a public wedding and presenting yourselves to the public as man and wife would seal that deal in many states im sure. Combined with getting a payout of 30k after that date Meigh could lock down half of that easily and walk away and collect child support. If she was smart, anyhow.
Nonetheless, there are many things I’d rather spend 120 on than watch livestock get married.
 
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