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I really don't think Ralph is going to react to or care about a Cozy ban because he's leaving for the Odysee exclusivity deal. However, burning that bridge will prove to be extremely foolish when he either gets banned from Odysee or Odysee inevitably shuts down due to being unsustainable.
 
With either outcome doesn't really feel like much will happen. I doubt he'll flip on Fuentes, and Oddysee is gonna pay him 30k for that exclusivity. This is gonna be the platform that supports doxing, but they don't really seem to care as long as they get the rage pig to draw an audience of pignotized baboons
Who can live off $30k after fees and taxes though? That's what, $20k take-home? I don't follow the KS, does he pull in big tips/superchats? Will he turn to DSP's begging model? Hats?
 
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Looks like Nick is thinking about having Ralph kicked of CozyTV. It does not seems official yet.
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That look, that look at the end, I know that look. That is the look of a man knowing he has to dump the psychotic girlfriend, knowing the shit that fat bitch is going to put him through, wondering where he'll have to hide the pets etc. Normally I don't have a lick of empathy for Nick Fuentes (and he is being a fucking bitch here by not biting the bullet and punting the gunt) but that look, it is hard not to feel a little bad for the guy knowing he is probably next on the rage-pig's list because he has to write off the liability that is the gunt. A fact that is obvious to everyone else online right now but the gunt.
 
Who can live off $30k after fees and taxes though? That's what, $20k take-home? I don't follow the KS, does he pull in big tips/superchats? Will he turn to DSP's begging model? Hats?
He would have to really turn the quality of the show around to pump those superchat numbers up. To be on the :optimistic: for a second, I think it's entirely possible to salvage his show but he has to do the following RIGHT NOW:

  • Stop drinking immediately, and if he can't then consult a professional to help him with either medication or meetings.
  • Try really hard to get some good guests, interviews and debates going. He simply has to do better than that ghost writing knife boomer he had on last night because it was a fucking snoozefest.
  • If Guntfest in Texas ends up still happening, he better make it the best fucking event he can. Lots of fun, lots of jokes and livestream EVERYTHING (good or bad). Dick and ROTC's fans are basically going to carry the event seeing as how Ralph hardly has any these days so he better suck their cocks and let them steer the ship.
 
He would have to really turn the quality of the show around to pump those superchat numbers up. To be on the :optimistic: for a second, I think it's entirely possible to salvage his show but he has to do the following RIGHT NOW:

  • Stop drinking immediately, and if he can't then consult a professional to help him with either medication or meetings.
  • Try really hard to get some good guests, interviews and debates going. He simply has to do better than that ghost writing knife boomer he had on last night because it was a fucking snoozefest.
  • If Guntfest in Texas ends up still happening, he better make it the best fucking event he can. Lots of fun, lots of jokes and livestream EVERYTHING (good or bad). Dick and ROTC's fans are basically going to carry the event seeing as how Ralph hardly has any these days so he better suck their cocks and let them steer the ship.
All of those suggestions would require humility and his total lack of any humility is his brand. It wouldn't be the same show if he did those things. Who would watch Sedate Ralph?
 
Looks like Nick is thinking about having Ralph kicked of CozyTV. It does not seems official yet.
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What Null said right after the sex tape rings more and more true every day. Ralph is the biggest source of his own problems and he could easily avoid them by doing nothing.
 
Who can live off $30k after fees and taxes though? That's what, $20k take-home? I don't follow the KS, does he pull in big tips/superchats? Will he turn to DSP's begging model? Hats?
I think it means he can’t restream on YT too. Ralph’s superchat income is garbage, he’s drained his few remaining pay pigs dry and alienated everyone else. Any new viewers are just there to laugh at him. After being gone for two weeks and causing giant drama he’s barely pulling in any super chats so I can’t imagine what it will look like at the end of the month.

Add to this any contract Odysee would pay would require IRS reporting so it could be yanked from Piggy before it even hits his accounts thanks to the back taxes he owes. So I’m sure he’d try to have it paid to an account he thinks the IRS isn’t aware of, one not associated with his SS, like say his pregnant GF. Piggy will leave Amanda holding the bag for his taxes, going to slice into her single mom welfare benefits.

Just think this is all on top of taking out loans to go to Vegas to lose money ffs. No wonder he was basically crying for Jim to come on his show.

Piggy is running out of rationalizations and delusions on how he’s going to pull his ass out of the fire. If he had changed his behavior two years ago it might have been salvageable but the only reason he has to sober up now is his kid, so that will never happen.

But I’m sure he thinks the Kingpin Bowling event and a few smart bets will fix it all.
 
I think it means he can’t restream on YT too. Ralph’s superchat income is garbage, he’s drained his few remaining pay pigs dry and alienated everyone else. Any new viewers are just there to laugh at him. After being gone for two weeks and causing giant drama he’s barely pulling in any super chats so I can’t imagine what it will look like at the end of the month.

Add to this any contract Odysee would pay would require IRS reporting so it could be yanked from Piggy before it even hits his accounts thanks to the back taxes he owes. So I’m sure he’d try to have it paid to an account he thinks the IRS isn’t aware of, one not associated with his SS, like say his pregnant GF. Piggy will leave Amanda holding the bag for his taxes, going to slice into her single mom welfare benefits.

Just think this is all on top of taking out loans to go to Vegas to lose money ffs. No wonder he was basically crying for Jim to come on his show.

Piggy is running out of rationalizations and delusions on how he’s going to pull his ass out of the fire. If he had changed his behavior two years ago it might have been salvageable but the only reason he has to sober up now is his kid, so that will never happen.

But I’m sure he thinks the Kingpin Bowling event and a few smart bets will fix it all.
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
 
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
Gunt refuses to get any honest employment.
 
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
The problem is he'd fucking eat the food before it got to where it's supposed to go.
 
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
Doesn't Uber do basic background checks?
 
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
I drove for Lyft as a part time thing before, and sure, sometimes I had good rides with good tips.. All in all, though, it worked out to barely being worth it after taxes and extra vehicle maintenance.

Pizza delivery used to be pretty good back in the day, cause you made an hourly wage PLUS tips, and you can take like five pizzas at a time and make an efficient delivery circuit out of them.
 
Honestly he should just look into getting a real job at this point, even if its part time.

Ironically his best bet would probably do as Jarbo did and do Uber Eats in between shows, Matt said he made like $150 in 2 hours, which is not bad even with gas factored in. Of course, he needs to sober up and get a fuel efficient car instead of that big red truck.
He might do it to get out of the house and away from May and the baby for the few months they will last. He can’t afford escape to Vegas anymore. Unfortunately it won’t last long because he will get a DUI and meltdown when he delivers to Jesse.
 
Gunt? Working?

The man has never been employed in his life. He has no ability to follow his own show schedule. Let alone secede his fam and stardom to some manager. And it’s doubtful they’ll let him work drunk/high. If he even manages to arrive on time and sober he’s going to inevitable flip out at a customer with his thin skin.
 
The Ralphamale's best bet for income is to try to grift the government for a tugboat

I gots da mygaines from da Lisbawn kerbstoompin plus my BMI bout 103 I can't work I need Uncle Sam ta pay fer muh Maker's Mark an a new Gayduh an ta care for my Vegus trips I mean muh spawn

Oh an da pills too
 
The Ralphamale's best bet for income is to try to grift the government for a tugboat

I gots da mygaines from da Lisbawn kerbstoompin plus my BMI bout 103 I can't work I need Uncle Sam ta pay fer muh Maker's Mark an a new Gayduh an ta care for my Vegus trips I mean muh spawn

Oh an da pills too
I’d be okay with the government paying people like Ralph to stay out of polite society. Call it Gunt Geld.
 
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