Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[indigoisviolet]

Well, I have to say this new collaborative approach via polling the fanbase is looking very promising @WogglebugLover

I love your new promotional poster! I can't wait for this new film, it looks awesome!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Well, I have to say this new collaborative approach via polling the fanbase is looking very promising @WogglebugLover

I love your new promotional poster! I can't wait for this new film, it looks awesome!

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The Wogglebug would NEVER kill people using a big bomb. Haven't you watched any of the other movies? He is always compassionate, understanding and caring to other characters, even those who mistreat him. He would probably use a more humane method like lethal injection.

 

[Blood Debts]

I know it's not quadruple Uzis like he deserves, but I needed to shitpost

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

At this point this thread produced more quality Wogglebug content than Cynthia's true and honest fans... Hm, almost makes you think who are REAL Woggie fans here, huh?
@WogglebugLover , how many fan art your fans did? We here have a whole folder of pictures and a glorious short movie. We are your real fans. Please show us your love.

I know it's not quadruple Uzis like he deserves, but I needed to shitpost

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This is simply fantastic. You captured Mignona's style perfectly.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I know it's not quadruple Uzis like he deserves, but I needed to shitpost

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That's not a shitpost, that is a goddamn beautiful work of art.

 

[TNH KIWI]

At this point this thread produced more quality Wogglebug content than Cynthia's true and honest fans... Hm, almost makes you think who are REAL Woggie fans here, huh?
@WogglebugLover , how many fan art your fans did? We here have a whole folder of pictures and a glorious short movie. We are your real fans. Please show us your love.



This is simply fantastic. You captured Mignona's style perfectly.

You gotta love the kiwifarms extended woggleverse

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

The Wogglebug treats us to a lesson in taxonomy.

I can only assume the crabs in question are pubic lice, which indeed are arthropods, just like Woggleroach. I rate the lecture 7/10, missing points for not enough info regarding safe sex practices and prevention of the spread of pubic lice.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

The Wogglebug treats us to a lesson in taxonomy.

I can only assume the crabs in question are pubic lice, which indeed are arthropods, just like Woggleroach. I rate the lecture 7/10, missing points for not enough info regarding safe sex practices and prevention of the spread of pubic lice.

Looks like Frogman and/or Sylvie are not quite as pristine and innocent as the Good Gentlebug first assumed.

OK but seriously go to 1:29 and notice how he says the word "size".

"Their SIIIIZE!! is one of many adaptions..."

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Looks like Frogman and/or Sylvie are not quite as pristine and innocent as the Good Gentlebug first assumed.

OK but seriously go to 1:29 and notice how he says the word "size".

"Their SIIIIZE!! is one of many adaptions..."

Notice how he says "adaption", which is the process of adapting, rather than the noun, "adaptation". I thought this guy was meant to be an intellectual?

 

[indigoisviolet]

Page 559 here indicates that insects like Mr Woggle-Bug suffer from crabs eight times more frequently than mammals!

No wonder he speaks like that...

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Bugs a confirmed bug chaser and honestly who's really surprised

That ground texture though, like rotten fruit under an out of focus microscope.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@WogglebugLover Then what exactly Woggy is? He certainly isn't an insect because if you want to get scientific with us, insects have three pairs of legs and three body segments (head, thorax and abdomen). Your rendition of Wogglebug has body structure of a primate.

 

[indigoisviolet]

Well, we certainly know now that whatever else he is, Mr Woggle-Bug is a grind and zooflagellate kinda cockroach.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

That ground texture though, like rotten fruit under an out of focus microscope.

I've seen better ground textures in PS1 games. Hell, Gameboy Color had more aesthetically pleasing ground textures!

She'll put all that effort into the not-a-self-insert's dress, but can't put any into what's taking up three fourths of the screen?

Cynthia, darling, you need to rethink your design process!

 

[Shpongoolio Trismegistus]

So, has she figured out that the Wogglebug is a symbolical personification of her own relationship with male sexuality yet?

 

[Ido]

So, has she figured out that the Wogglebug is a symbolical personification of her own relationship with male sexuality yet?

I read that as "symbolical personification of her own relationship with A male sexuality" and had a good idea.

Hear me out, Wogglebug is ftm. She'll have gotten her wish, wogglebug wouldn't technically be gay, being biologically female, and thus she has nothing to argue against when it comes to the bugs love of frogman.

 

[Overcast]

@WogglebugLover is Woggie the top or bottom in his relationship with Frogman?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

@WogglebugLover is Woggie the top or bottom in his relationship with Frogman?

i get the vibe that they're both either/or depending on the mood.

 

[Loona]

Spoiler: Archive (720p)

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

"He wants to be a friend to you and your children"
Nopenopenope, stay the fuck away