4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Truly Rural]

If only he pretended he loves her for a day he could pull of a modest wedding that will not be as humiliating as this idiotic idea. He literally wants to be the star of the sideshow wedding.

You don't get to plan and chose nothing Meigh, you don't get to invite nobody, they can buy a ticket if they want to support muh business. Pay for your own flowers, no 9 year old cosplaying bridemaids for you, horse. What do you think I am an ATM, bitch IDGAF about ambient. Why else do you think I'm marrying you in a bowling alley? I just want to get it over with, why organizing a separate wedding event when we already have guests secured for this event? Take it or leave it bitch, this is MY EVENT. People PAY ME to be there.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

It’s not even going to be a real wedding. There’s no chance he’s going to file for a marriage license in that state before the wedding to make it legal. He probably thinks it’s smart move because he feels like there’s no obligation, and he can monetize it in some way.
However, common law marriages are a real thing and having a public wedding and presenting yourselves to the public as man and wife would seal that deal in many states im sure. Combined with getting a payout of 30k after that date Meigh could lock down half of that easily and walk away and collect child support. If she was smart, anyhow.
Nonetheless, there are many things I’d rather spend 120 on than watch livestock get married.

Common law marriages don't exist in most states. It does in Texas but has a requirement that they live in Texas as husband and wife.

Virginia does not have common law marriage, nor does Nevada for when the gunt inevitably moves to Reno

 

[MoeChotto]

still cant get over how wholesome this is, cant wait to watch this stream.
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Is it confirmed at Lakes Lanes? Because if so, that's a strip mall bowling alley in a Big Lots parking lot in the middle of the Colony, the trashiest area of Dallas/Plano (it's actually not even very near the actual city of Dallas). That kind of venue would be truly suited for a wholesome gunted wedding.

 

[Christorian X]

Is it confirmed at Lakes Lanes? Because if so, that's a strip mall bowling alley in a Big Lots parking lot in the middle of the Colony, the trashiest area of Dallas/Plano (it's actually not even very near the actual city of Dallas). That kind of venue would be truly suited for a wholesome gunted wedding.

Lakes Lanes has indeed been confirmed.

 

[MoeChotto]

Lakes Lanes has indeed been confirmed.

ohhh no no no

I almost feel sorry for May; you get one first wedding and hers is 8 months supposedly pregnant, half a country away from home, in an unmaintained Big Lots parking lot, twenty feet away from the dumpster in the middle of the white trash underbelly of Plano to a drunk man who looks like Quasimodo ate Quasimodo, surrounded by strippers and coke and Internet clout chasers but no friends or family.

But y'know. Fuck around, find out.

Wonder if she'll get her nails done next door before the big ceremony.

 

[TheHardR]

ohhh no no no
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I almost feel sorry for May; you get one first wedding and hers is 8 months supposedly pregnant, half a country away from home, in an unmaintained Big Lots parking lot, twenty feet away from the dumpster in the middle of the white trash underbelly of Plano to a drunk man who looks like Quasimodo ate Quasimodo, surrounded by strippers and coke and Internet clout chasers but no friends or family.

But y'know. Fuck around, find out.

Wonder if she'll get her nails done next door before the big ceremony.

There is that Thrift Giant for all your wedding gift needs.

"At a certain point, it gets really hard to ignore a psychopath like this. You know you should, but it’s almost impossible. This is a person who has also participated in the doxing of your friends, the maligning of your recently-deceased father, the defense of posting your Social Security number online, attacks on your pregnant girlfriend, and much more. "

https://theralphretort.com/the-sunset-mindset-09027020/

IN his own words, he exposes himself

 

[veri]

any alogs in texas with some free time and basic knowledge of food should cater this event. the menu can be corn on the cob, popcorn, corn chowder, corned beef, cornbread. if possible they should dress as corn too. i think ralph would really appreciate the home cooked recipes that come from anyone other than may.

 

[Mossad Facade]

any alogs in texas with some free time and basic knowledge of food should cater this event. the menu can be corn on the cob, popcorn, corn chowder, corned beef, cornbread. if possible they should dress as corn too. i think ralph would really appreciate the home cooked recipes that come from anyone other than may.

Sorry, but the ralphamale only eats like a KING! The only people that eat c*rn are members of the broke dick karen farms run by pedophile Josh Moon. In all seriousness, I find it funny that Ralph was trying to hide the location of the bowling alley by not giving the location until the day of; but the location was still discovered anyways.

 

[veri]

The only people that eat c*rn are members of the broke dick karen farms run by pedophile Josh Moon.

ralph will have flashbacks at the sight or mention of corn.

ralph is at his killstream command center before his stream. he is doing his preparations like collecting tucker clips, reading the forum so he can correct the record, and drinking from his two litre of makers that he keeps under the desk. he looks in the ingredients and sees an all too familiar word: CORN
he then has an aneurism and dies

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

ohhh no no no
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I almost feel sorry for May; you get one first wedding and hers is 8 months supposedly pregnant, half a country away from home, in an unmaintained Big Lots parking lot, twenty feet away from the dumpster in the middle of the white trash underbelly of Plano to a drunk man who looks like Quasimodo ate Quasimodo, surrounded by strippers and coke and Internet clout chasers but no friends or family.

But y'know. Fuck around, find out.

Wonder if she'll get her nails done next door before the big ceremony.

Holy shit, the one star Yelp reviews are fantastic on this bowling alley that’s…located in ….Thrift Giant. Next to Big Lots and Lamour Nails. It’s got Karaoke too!

Pantsu can get all guissed up at Lamour Nails, which is fancy redneck for that frenchy word for romance so it’s perfect! I can hear the Vietnamese ladies talking to Pantsu now:

*Pantsu announces she’s there to get her nails done for a wedding. They gossip among themselves in Vietnamese about Pantsu being 8 months pregnant and getting married.*

Where you get married honey?
You mean the bowling alley there? Grift Giant?
*Silence*
Ah, Hung and Boa take smoke breaks there. You no get married there honey. No, very sad. Smells bad, very dirty. Don’t do it. You have bad man.

Vietnamese lady who is working for room, board and visa feels so bad for Pantsu she gives her a free gel coat.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

So when are we starting to collectively feel sad for Meigh?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So when are we starting to collectively feel sad for Meigh?

Never. She had enough time to abandon Gunt and break him, but she stayed the entire time.

 

[State Champ]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

I don't think it's anything legal. I think he was just bullied into it by the farms.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

I figure it’s because we’ve been trolling the #trad couple pointing out they are unmarried and Ralph is expecting illegitimate baby #2.

 

[Fools Idol]

Yo Ralph it's your wedding. A little less hood and a little more rich would be apricated I'm sure.

 

[Iamthatis]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

Well there’s always the thing where if they are married May can’t be compelled to testify against him in court. She was a witness to sme of the stuff with Fai Fai.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Is there a wedding registry by chance? I would love to gift Ralph some corn.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I'm gonna make some changes but I'm already a great person so this is just to appease the a-logs

-Ethan "Rage Pig" ralph

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't think it's anything legal. I think he was just bullied into it by the farms.

I think he’s doing it to spite Metokur and Gator. Gator brought up how he had no intention to marry her and was just using her for her credit while Metokur is married. Sounds dumb? Well this is the same man who went to Portugal for no reason other than to spite someone.

The drive down either ends up inducing labor or May suffers from a DVT because last thing we can expect is Ralph pulling over and let May stretch and walk around every 2 hours as recommended