Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Badungus Kabungus said:
Republicans know that's called projection, short stuff.

Now really, how tall are you? Can I rest a drink on your head? Can you suck my dick without bending over?
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Lol sounds like you're not only living off SSDI, but you're also an upset manlet. You guys get super mad when I use the term, so it's pretty obvious you're upset because you're turbomanlets.

You're what, 5'2? Most Republicans cultists under the age of 40 are.
 
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I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
  • Height: 5'6"-5'9"
  • Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
  • Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
  • Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
  • Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
  • Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
  • Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
  • Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
  • Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
  • Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa.
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Not such a pretty picture, is it?
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
  • Height: 5'6"-5'9"
  • Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
  • Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
  • Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
  • Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
  • Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
  • Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
  • Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
  • Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
  • Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa. Ocassiona
  • Reddit Karma: OVER 9 BILLION
Not such a pretty picture, is it?
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What does this have to do with getting a vaccine?
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
  • Height: 5'6"-5'9"
  • Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
  • Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
  • Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
  • Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
  • Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
  • Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
  • Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
  • Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
  • Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa. Ocassiona
  • Reddit Karma: OVER 9 BILLION
Not such a pretty picture, is it?
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  • doesn't fall for obvious cryptocurrency pump & dump scams.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
The joke isn't that either ivermectin or vaccines work, the joke is that horse paste simps and clot shot simps are two sides of the same coin that can't compete with those of us in the health immune system gang
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I've been reading hogan's posts with a nick mullen down syndrome voice & chuckling to myself.

GANG
 
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Kek naw, I'm not getting it. And in just under 3 weeks, all coof restrictions in the country I live in are being ditched.

Getting through the greatest psyops ever perpetrated against us and coming out having never taken the vaxx, never having been sick enough with coof it counts? Feels fucking awesome mate.

Edit: It's fucking incredible. There are literally no consequences for me refusing this beyond it making Covidians really, really, really fucking angry. I get to do as I please, go where I want, not wear a muzzle - not that I ever have in all of this, not once, not ever - and I refused to get it.

Happiest I've woken up in a really, really long time. If you've been vaccinated and this makes you angry or bewwy bewwy scawweeed than that's a you issue. Nothing to do with me. Seethe, cope, and pop some anticoags for the possible clots.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Why are almost all of you 2021 join dates such retards? Did you hear about us on 4chan and thought this was a based community where you Republicans had a hugbox?
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friend, you are typing "republican", "boomer", "retard" , "facebook" & "4chan" like you can't get em out of your head.

is everything a partisan issue for you?
what makes you think i go on facebook?
what makes you think i go on 4chan? (haven't had any chans tabbed since 2012) lol
what makes you think i'm retarded for not getting a shot?
why would i vote?

you've painted such a colorful portrait of us, it's a shame that almost none of the features are accurate.

of course i'm retarded. that's a low blow

are you ok?
 
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What the shit said:
What does this have to do with getting a vaccine?
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What does half this thread have to do with vaccines?

Badungus Kabungus said:
I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
  • Height: 5'6"-5'9"
  • Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
  • Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
  • Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
  • Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
  • Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
  • Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
  • (Unknown) Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
  • Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
  • (Unknown) Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa.
  • Reddit Karma: OVER 9 BILLION
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I swear I know someone who almost matches this description.
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Kermit Jizz said:
What does half this thread have to do with vaccines?


I swear I know someone who almost matches this description.
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I like to think Dear Leader got leaner and meaner after some time in Serbia. It's just that kind of a place, soft people don't get coddled as much there.

Hulk is more like Ethan Ralph, except instead of poor trailer trash he's bourgie city trash.
 
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moop_fogo said:
friend, you are typing "republican", "boomer", "retard" , "facebook" & "4chan" like you can't get em out of your head.

is everything a partisan issue for you?
what makes you think i go on facebook?
what makes you think i go on 4chan? (haven't had any chans tabbed since 2012) lol
what makes you think i'm retarded for not getting a shot?
why would i vote?

you've painted such a colorful portrait of us, it's a shame that almost none of the features are accurate.

of course i'm retarded. that's a low blow

are you ok?
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For tards who deny being Republicans, you retards sure do a lot of defending of them and sure side with them on every issue. At least have the balls to admit you're a Republican. Or are you a "libertarian", which is just a Republican who is too ashamed to admit he's a Republican
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
  • Height: 5'6"-5'9"
  • Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
  • Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
  • Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
  • Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
  • Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
  • Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
  • Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
  • Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
  • Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa.
  • Reddit Karma: OVER 9 BILLION
Not such a pretty picture, is it?
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You're projecting pretty hard there, spaz. Looking in a mirror again?

We know you're an obese, 5'2 NEET who lives off SSDI and legit believes 4chan is the most accurate source of info in the world. We also know you wired your life savings to a crypto pump and dump scam, and then threw a tantrum when people pointed out it was a scam. Then, after realizing it was a scam, you again threw a temper tantrum at anyone who pointed it out. You also said QAnon was right about everything and even to this day think Hillary Clinton is in jail because Q said it would happen.

It's cute how upset you guys get at me using the term "manlet". If I said "nigger" or "faggot" like you tards do every other post, would I then be super original and fresh like you guys?
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
You're projecting pretty hard there, spaz. Looking in a mirror again?

We know you're an obese, 5'2 NEET who lives off SSDI and legit believes 4chan is the most accurate source of info in the world. We also know you wired your life savings to a crypto pump and dump scam, and then threw a tantrum when people pointed out it was a scam. Then, after realizing it was a scam, you again threw a temper tantrum at anyone who pointed it out. You also said QAnon was right about everything and even to this day think Hillary Clinton is in jail because Q said it would happen.

It's cute how upset you guys get at me using the term "manlet". If I said "nigger" or "faggot" like you tards do every other post, would I then be super original and fresh like you guys?
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Give your balls a tug, you muppet. I bet it's easier to go over you than around you.

I now know why you're so angry all the time. It's because your head is located so close to your asshole.
 
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