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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I think this is more about his recent egg cracking rather than Bonnie.

Edit: Damn it, self. Reload the page before you post.
Don't think this his him throwing shade at Bonnie but referencing his "egg cracking" recently ("I myself am not trans" being the part that's probably not aged well).
Oh shit you’re right, my bad. It was a mixture of hopefulness and forgetfulness.
I guess I really want Sky to not troon out and just make fun of Bonnie
Edit: Yes I have been editing these last two posts like crazy but this is the final time. I’m not actually sure if Sky is a participant in the Injection Night ceremony now, this is why:
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Did his bio always say “they/them”?
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I am so disappointed.
 
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So since Sky's biological brother is named "Earth" (I'm not kidding) do you think he will pick a nature themed name to fit? Will he become River? Ivy? Ember? We already have Windy on the Tranch so that one is taken.

Let's name Sky! I would have named him Hope before but now he's trooned out so....

I'm excited for his HRT timeline now and new trooning pics. C'mon babyyyyyy
 
So since Sky's biological brother is named "Earth" (I'm not kidding) do you think he will pick a nature themed name to fit? Will he become River? Ivy? Ember? We already have Windy on the Tranch so that one is taken.

Let's name Sky! I would have named him Hope before but now he's trooned out so....

I'm excited for his HRT timeline now and new trooning pics. C'mon babyyyyyy
Omelet?

Can't make one without cracking a few eggs.
 
So since Sky's biological brother is named "Earth" (I'm not kidding) do you think he will pick a nature themed name to fit? Will he become River? Ivy? Ember? We already have Windy on the Tranch so that one is taken.

Let's name Sky! I would have named him Hope before but now he's trooned out so....

I'm excited for his HRT timeline now and new trooning pics. C'mon babyyyyyy

Skye is a girl’s name already…

How about Willow?
 
Edit: this might be Bonnie related OR other Trancherino related because Josie Jarrod Posted this on the 6th

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Kevin also posted about "someone who he thought was his friend" today (also reposting this because if anyone knows who the cow is this is good info, archive is in the Kev thread)
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So with the combined Trifecta of posting this might be a Trancher Friend? Or Trancher themselves? We will have to keep looking into the details.

I'm also happy Jen is being farmed by others now and is being realized for the truly exceptional individual with GREAT optics that he is. Feels good man.

Also here's the daily grind grift update
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Edit: this might be Bonnie related OR other Trancherino related because Josie Jarrod Posted this on the 6th

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Kevin also posted about "someone who he thought was his friend" today (also reposting this because if anyone knows who the cow is this is good info, archive is in the Kev thread)
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So with the combined Trifecta of posting this might be a Trancher Friend? Or Trancher themselves? We will have to keep looking into the details.

I'm also happy Jen is being farmed by others now and is being realized for the truly exceptional individual with GREAT optics that he is. Feels good man.

Also here's the daily grind grift update
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I'm willing to bet it's Bonnie, again. The last time Kevin vaguetweeted about someone it was Bonnie's insanity being too much for Kevin to handle, and I'm willing to go to bat with Bonnie not wanting to help Kevin and Co with supplies because fuck you, I don't care, I can fuck some actual pussy now.
 
kind of based tbh if you've ever dealt with medical records departments

Used to be that most radiology departments could burn you a disc with your images on request. Maybe some places were more strict about requiring a reason for that, but I thought it was a pretty standard thing. They probably would have just made him sign some sort of HIPAA release & handed him the disc. Although with CD/DVD drives having gone extinct, I don't know if that's still much of a thing these days.
 
Just remembered my dude has no front teeth, which is... unfortunate. Maybe grifting for tooth implants before trooning out would be a better idea? Full on sped-tier looking here, maybe no amount of dude ranching would have helped him.

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We got footage from the elusive non binary husband and his southpark hat. Also worth noting Sky is missing front teeth. You wonder why Bonnie is asexual. Yeesh.
 
Edit: this might be Bonnie related OR other Trancherino related because Josie Jarrod Posted this on the 6th

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Kevin also posted about "someone who he thought was his friend" today (also reposting this because if anyone knows who the cow is this is good info, archive is in the Kev thread)
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So with the combined Trifecta of posting this might be a Trancher Friend? Or Trancher themselves? We will have to keep looking into the details.

I'm also happy Jen is being farmed by others now and is being realized for the truly exceptional individual with GREAT optics that he is. Feels good man.

Also here's the daily grind grift update
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Who TF is Irina Wolff??
 
Has the obscure cult film, and just as obscure and cult novel, "Even Cowgirls Get the blues" been mentioned at all in relation to this "Ranch"?

While the story is mostly about the greatest HitchHiker in history, a ranch populated by genuine lesbian women is heavily featured, and John Hurt plays an old tranny who is afraid of Vaginas.

Perhaps the Head troon on the Tranch was inspired by this movie during an especially nasty Peyote-Mescaline-Acid bad trip?
 
Jen shares with us the knowledge that he stole his MRIs from the hospital. [A]
I'm not a brain by any means but can't he just request those? Red tape sucks but you know, stealing might hurt you in the long run if they don't have a copy of your records? I don't know how his hospital works.
Our boy could've worked out at a dude ranch, or done some seasonal farming, logging, or fire prevention work and been a beefy gay man with a solid paycheck and a gentle, soft-hearted nerdy side. Surrounded by other beefy men who aren't all homophobic MAGA chuds despite what he's been told.

Instead... he chose a darker path. RIP lil unit.
Autism absorbs another one. :(

So since Sky's biological brother is named "Earth" (I'm not kidding) do you think he will pick a nature themed name to fit? Will he become River? Ivy? Ember? We already have Windy on the Tranch so that one is taken.

Let's name Sky! I would have named him Hope before but now he's trooned out so....

I'm excited for his HRT timeline now and new trooning pics. C'mon babyyyyyy
90% sure he'll either take "SkyLA" or whatever his dnd character's name is since that's who he's going to escape into and talked about.

Also here's the daily grind grift update
Halfway through winter with less than a third of their goal. What a story, Mark.
So “Terra Torment” is Richard Jones then?
Why do they keep giving themselves such utterly stupid names. Between all the ravens and wolves and storms, it’s hard for me to keep track of which tranny is which.
A few reasons:
  1. Autism
  2. It is what their friends do and it sounds cool so they copy them.
  3. Many are speculative fiction nerds who want to roleplay IRL.
  4. Unwarranted self importance.
 
I'm not a brain by any means but can't he just request those? Red tape sucks but you know, stealing might hurt you in the long run if they don't have a copy of your records? I don't know how his hospital works.
I've seen a lot of bragging about non-compliance from the trans community. Many of them seem to view any temporary obstacle to what they want right now as some sort of tyranny, to be avoided and opposed. They frequently speak of "gatekeeping", as if that were not a legitimate duty of a doctor. This combines about as well with complex medical regimens as you'd think.
 
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