Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
I think he just thought kill sounded cool and didn't have another word besides stream, I'm loving thinking of alt timelines that could have happened, the doom stream, the annihilation stream, the let's fucking go stream, the killed retort, the death stream, the fuck wu hour, the punch stream, the kick stream, brutal stream, the edgy stream, the combat retort, fight kkklub the dueling stream the grueling hour
My assumption was always that he wanted what the opposite of "live" is for "livestream". It's really basic and mundane (lol) in regards to his thinking he was being clever. All of his other names have been the same case or either completely unoriginal. He's tried to re-brand multiple times with shit like TRR Tonight, etc. but those never fucking worked and I imagine he's probably up to his eyeballs in merch that he's desperate to sell which no one will buy.
 
3 gunt guards and his sock


I think he just thought kill sounded cool and didn't have another word besides stream, I'm loving thinking of alt timelines that could have happened, the doom stream, the annihilation stream, the let's fucking go stream, the killed retort, the death stream, the fuck wu hour, the punch stream, the kick stream, brutal stream, the edgy stream, the combat retort, fight kkklub the dueling stream the grueling hour
The Ethan Ralph Gay Comedy Hour. Where he licks the sweat off of Metokur's Jake Gyllenhaal toned abs.
 
A little side topic, but qualified as slice of life for Gunt. Also an european comment on this dumpster fire;

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In Germany, the TAZ (an abreviated acronym of Tageszeitung = Daily News) recently wrote an article about the huge community spirit, welcomed overseas tourism and improved social commonwealth. This was a week after Ralph was mugged and hospitalized. The translated taglines and blurred article tell us about the alarming amount of leftists running around there and how people are becoming more polite and helpful towards each other despite that, unless they're seriously provoked. Needless to say, a 78$ Vegas Steak attitude lands you in deep Piri-Piri fast.

Decorated it a bit for the harvest - What happened to your Madrid plans, Ralph? We have competent cabrones too, with asian GFs and all.

Edit: Forgot to add a pill bottle into the geezer's hand.
 
I'm not an expert, far from it, but even gas inside your body can create such discomfort that you mistake it for something more serious, right? Like when you try to burp but the gas is stuck.
Yes. I've had a few surgeries in my time and sometimes they use gas to inflate your abdomen to make working on it easier. Sometimes it lingers after the surgery and it can cause anything ranging from mild discomfort to debilitating pain.
 
Lol I just realized that this is a Jim and Gator thread.

Everyone Ralph has shit on has had their own "Ethan vs" thread. Ralph's top dog, main man, caporegime, THE TraitorGator... reduced to a side note in his own Ralph unpersoning.

Forever cucked.
 
Just getting done with the "debate" and holy shit. It's sad. Like past funny sad and just sad. Ralph is past the point of no return. He's a lonely vindictive sad husk of a man. The narcissism is off the charts. He's drunk and doing pills and crying to another man that he is doing the same thing he does to everyone else to him.

Tbh I think he's gonna die. He needs serious help. Medical and psychological help.
 
What do we know about the incident that landed Ralph in jail?
Was the cop he assaulted a woman? Was it a proper assault or just a shitty drunken punch? Did the officer get some injury and required medical care?
The lore is that he was passed out drunk on a hotel bench. Cops came to run him off. Ralph being Ralph, he woke up in full wigger Ralphamale mode and failed to land some punches on a female cop.
 
What do we know about the incident that landed Ralph in jail?
Was the cop he assaulted a woman? Was it a proper assault or just a shitty drunken punch? Did the officer get some injury and required medical care?
A female cop woke him up when he was passed out drunk in a hotel lobby and he took a swing at her and missed. That's enough to constitute assault and it was on an LEO.
 
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