Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Oh no, Pat's Trucker phobia is being triggered...

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Pat has a new blanket that he can lay under all day and season with beer farts:

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His old blanket isn't taking the news well (Annabelle is Pat's daughter):

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The psychology behind Pat's hatred of Rogan is hinted at by a retweet:

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Pat reached 14k words on his current WIP...

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...That he started almost TWO MONTHS ago, turns out writing drunk in a bar is bad for productivity.

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This screenshot right here is a perfect illustration of why nobody should ever attempt to write a story that’s set in a country they haven’t lived in.

Does this dude have a humiliation fetish or what? I nearly turned inside out from the cringe, and this is just one page. Dear God, may his fat diabetic fingers drop off before he publishes this abortion of a book.
 
I've never heard of this guy up until this point, from my passive observations he's basically the Unkle Adams of this decade where people are just ironic fans of his and he goes on schizophrenic rants about people who either don't exist or fit not even a sliver of his definition of stalker? I'd tell this guy to get off the internet, but to be well honest I don't think he has anything to go to other than the internet.

Also he kind of comes across as a huckster with his political beliefs. I legitimately don't think this guy cares about liberal politics and he just adopts them because he has a weird inkling of an idea that Nancy Pelosi or that spokesperson of Joe Biden will call him up and give him a life changing opportunity to be a representative.
 
Loving things to own the haters.

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Amazingly, it wasn't one of the trolls that mocked him for this, this guy is a real account. Pat childs him from behind a block.

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Racist Patrick S. Tomlinson reignites his campaign of hatred for uppity nigger Dave Chappelle. How dare that spade have his own opinions!

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More stalker oinking.

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One flag makes everyone a Nazi? Yes, according to a certain Milwaukee porker.

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For no reason at all, here is a list of Pat's friends that have been outed as pedophiles:

Paul Weimer - pedophile who had images of naked children as well as upskirt pics on his online photo albums. He and Pat are both members of the SFWA and are close friends. Paul helped Pat DMCA the OnASubreddit.
Dominic Franchetti - pedophile who raped an eight year old girl. He and Pat are still close on Facebook.
Matthew Jones - former radio DJ and pedophile, found guilty of CP possession. One of Pat's close comedy friends.
Peter Bright (aka Dr. Pizza) - tech journalist and jailed pedophile who was busted trying to pay a mother to sell her two children, a little girl and boy, for sex. Pat and Peter were very close on twitter, laughing at how silly the pizzagate theories were.

Pat hasn't denounced or distanced himself publicly from any of these men. By his own logic, Patrick S. Tomlinson condones and embraces pedophilia.
 
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Oh dear, he's in the middle of a massive battle with the trolls again, and someone sent a cap of my earlier post:

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Apparently yours truly is going to be added to the next lawsuit:

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Read the post carefully Pat, there's no defamation in there, you know what your friends are guilty of. Two of them (Peter Bright and Matthew Jones) are currently incarcerated for their crimes, another (Dominic Franchetti) is a registered sex offender in Texas, and Paul Weimer's online photo albums have been archived. But go ahead, file another lawsuit. The last one was so poorly organized and written, I might have been one of the 60 John Doe's and not been aware of it.
 
Love your work, Mr Moon. The only Nazi in this thread has the initials PT and doesn't choose to distance himself from convicted paedophiles that plague the SFWA. The organisation should be disbanded at this point. I find it laughable (and predictable) that the frequent moral outrage of progressives never encompasses the scourge of child sexual abuse and instead chooses to remain strangely silent, rarely, if ever, denouncing some of the most vile acts humans can perpetrate. Funny that. Can't "kink-shame", huh?

Now I'm restraining myself here as I don't want to PL too much, but it fucks me off to no end that Fatty can't see past his ego and at least do some good in his life by distancing himself or outwardly rejecting these human stains, so one can only draw the most logical conclusion that it is within the realm of possibility, if not straight up complicity in this case.

Apologies if this comes across a bit MATI or TMI for acceptable practice here, but I feel this point should be emphasised. I've seen every trick in the book these fucks use and anything short of denunciation is really not good enough.
 
He's still going nuts, now bragging about how great his parents are to everyone on twitter.

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Sounds like Pat's mother, who worked with special needs kids (him), told young retarded Pat a lot of tall tales about daddy Tominson. Some of the pests did some research and the PBR didn't exist when Pat's dad was a bull/bronco rider.

Edit: Here's an archive from the old OnAForums where someone debunked Pat's father's PBR bull-riding legacy.

 
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turns out writing drunk in a bar is bad for productivity.
The old adage of "Write drunk. Edit sober," only applies to you sitting in your office and polishing off a bottle Jack, not sitting in a Hooligans watching the game between half-heartedly picking at your outline. I'd also wager Fat doesn't clean up his own rough draft, just sends it off to the publisher.
 
I think he's having another psychotic episode. He's not even replying to anyone, just tweeting out threats.

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Not a good idea Pat, screenshotting your psychotic meltdowns is an arduous task. There's at least another 50 tweets that I haven't capped, because it's just the same nonsense.

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"Awww baby boy" is the default argument for Jim Norton, former O&A third mic. It's an established thing among the O&A community, same as "feed nana" or "nice shirt, stupid".

You don't need to understand the inside jokes, just understand when Patrick secretly loves them and steals them for himself.
 
Dude, it's not going to be put out. He has no publishing contract. He will likely never release another book again

no he won't. You niggers need to understand how big of a dud you're dealing with here. He hasn't worked in years, he lives off his ugly wife

That was when he had a contract. He's currently writing on spec and his bookscan sales numbers are so abysmal I don't see that changing anytime soon, or ever.


I agree. Pat's narcissism probably wouldn't permit him to self-publish. Which is funny because I imagine there are a significant number of self-published authors who are far more successful than he is.
Patrick is far more than willing to burn someone else's money on his flights of fancy. His wife is already 23k in the hole on his lawsuit fees, why not put her on the hook for a vanity publishing house bill? If the back yard is full of crates of dickens fanfic, the totally real vandals will have a more difficult time getting over the crates to his precious scooter
 
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Isn't making 300 accounts more of a statement on the prolonged will to impersonate or is it just me?

Also lol at Fatrick thinking those accounts are a product of some kind of troll hivemind.

As if there weren't enough reasons for anybody not to like him lol
 
Isn't making 300 accounts more of a statement on the prolonged will to impersonate or is it just me?

Also lol at Fatrick thinking those accounts are a product of some kind of troll hivemind.

As if there weren't enough reasons for anybody not to like him lol
As a "professional" fiction writer, Patrick simply does not grasp the humor in putting blunt and crude words like "Patrick, you're a fat retarded faggot" into the mouth of someone that society should respect, or the absurdity in starting conversations in the guise of his furniture or textiles. The fact that he misses this entirely is part of both why he's so fun for people to fuck with and why he's so bad at fiction
 
Can we get "dunning-kruger" added to Pat's list of tags?
If Dunning-Kruger is German for 'fat', then yes.

I think he's having another psychotic episode. He's not even replying to anyone, just tweeting out threats.

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Not a good idea Pat, screenshotting your psychotic meltdowns is an arduous task. There's at least another 50 tweets that I haven't capped, because it's just the same nonsense.

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Oh look, Rick doesn't like people talking about his fucked up parents and it makes him sperg out. We should stop that and never do it again.
 
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