After Chantal’s weigh in, and realising she has put on 10lbs in a week, she casually says, “I might get a Peloton”.
YES, drop a huge chunk of money on a Peloton bike that you can’t even hoist yourself up on.
Pay a monthly subscription for the services you won’t use, and forget to cancel!
Complain at the skinny bitch on the screen making you exercise!
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Even better, get the treadmill version. Have a huge, clunky machine added to the hoard in the living room, and don’t forget the huge box it comes in, the cats will love it!
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Best of all, VIBs, you can suggest one of these very pricy exercise mirrors! You can work out with the skinny bitch projected beside your chunky reflection!
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Any Peloton type service or equipment will go the way of the crock pots, the bouncing ball, the water fast ‘equipment’ haul, the Hello Fresh subscription.
GO FOR IT!