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trickyzerg23 said:
I FULFILLED MY PROMISE TO KIWIFARMS. Because I got 10 horrifying reacts, 5 autisms, and two Islamics on my previous post in this thread, I performed "I Wish I Were An Amhole" for the Farmers.

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Here are the lyrics:

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
I wish I were an Amhole
Or a Teet that you could Yeet.

My peritoneum will never be the same
Waking up I did not think
There would be
So much
PAIN

Marci said "slight discomfort"
Now I think she lied to me
My voice got even deeper
I feel such agony

Marci! Marci!
Why have you betrayed me?
Marci! Marci!
Do another surgery

My Amhole has a first name:
Bologna in my Pants.
My Amhole has a last name:
Bloody Rectum Bits.

Marci! Marci!
Again you mutilate me
Jeanette! Jeanettte!
It hurts when you dilate me

The lion, the witch, and the Amhole
The last story I'll ever tell
As for my life
It's a living hell

I wish I were an Amhole
With depth of nigh two feet
Now I'm a walking Amhole
I think that I'll just yeet
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I rated you Winner simply because you managed to use the subjunctive contrary to fact correctly ("were" instead of "was"). That's pretty impressive for someone with such severe autism.
 
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I must give my thanks to /tv/ madlads and their /jazz/ threads- I started lurking them out of curiosity, was horrified at first, then more and more fascinated, and one day (around the famous episodes with Madison and Hope) decided to bite the bullet and watch the damn thing. What a ride.
Also, does anyone have the famous "El ogro en reposo" saved somewhere? I can't find it on my machine.
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Where’s his other leg?
 
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Sickminds444 said:
does it have to do that thing where it keeps its vagina open 3 hours day?
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He will have to force objects into his Frankenvag for the rest of his life. It will be a constant battle for him to fight against the body's natural tendency to heal itself. Which is fitting, since his entire life has been a fight against his body's natural tendencies.
 
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Non Binary 2 Spirit said:
Has any artist drawn Jazz's "Magical Vagina Fairy"?

Farmers are talented, and I can't draw for shit so please will one of you give us your version of the Magical Vagina Fairy?
The real one. A multi armed Kali goddess of destruction one, holding in her many hands, a severed penis and balls, numerous choppers and dialators, 3 revision surgeries, 2 tube tits, 17 medications, a "compromised vagina", 19 nervous breakdowns, a giant mumuu, a copy of Judith Butler's stupid book and a gallon of choc milk.

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stepping on a mermaid
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This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever done.... Enjoy Kiwis!
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I was gonna do 6 arms but Jazz has little interests or hobbies besides eating and tie-dye, I couldn't think of anything to add.
 
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REEEality said:
This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever done.... Enjoy Kiwis!
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I was gonna do 6 arms but Jazz has little interests or hobbies besides eating and tie-dye, I couldn't think of anything to add.
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Horrible, but wonderful. The only thing it is missing is the face of Marci Bowers and copious amounts of ketchup
 
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REEEality said:
This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever done.... Enjoy Kiwis!
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I was gonna do 6 arms but Jazz has little interests or hobbies besides eating and tie-dye, I couldn't think of anything to add.
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Please enjoy a transformative work
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REEEality said:
This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever done.... Enjoy Kiwis!
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I was gonna do 6 arms but Jazz has little interests or hobbies besides eating and tie-dye, I couldn't think of anything to add.
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THIS IS THE ART THAT BELONGED IN THE ‘GIRLHOOD’ SECTION OF THE SMITHSONIAN!
 
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