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Not a ton I was interested in but a pretty solid direct. Super hyped for another Strikers game. Dread getting a boss rush is kickass, too.

How many fucking Xenoblade games have they released over the last few years? I've never heard anyone talk about them. They always look embarrassingly bad. Please stop pretending they're a big deal, Nintendo. I closed the stream early just to stop hearing the fucking TERRIBLE fake british accents.
 
XC3 has the same main character designer as 2. Clearly cat girl loving degenerates won out by making the heroine highly reminiscent of Nia this time around.

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She is the best character in that game to be fair, and depending on how the game’s timeline goes she might be one of the only main characters that’s still alive other than the robots and Melia. Was Jin dying in 2 because of age or because his crazy-ass powers wore him thinner than Ethan Ralph’s skin?

Edit: That straight up is Nia. She has the same crystal in her chest in the trailer.
 
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Adding a Black Coded White character in a game in this day and age would cause an uproar.

Plus he supports the second amendment
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All the Kongs are gun toting patriots.

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Good day for the Switch. I'm shocked at the restraint Nintendo had in not making each of those Mario Kart DLC packs individually priced. Not that I'm complaining, of course.
 
The problem with the new Kirby game is that it’s going to give fetish artists more work. By that I mean inflation porn. I’m shocked that Xenoblade 3 is coming out this year. As to why the series has been pushed hard is the fact it’s a newer JRPG IP that isn’t stale. Having the characters be in the Smash games brought a lot of attention to series, same with Terry in the new KoF game.
 
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How many fucking Xenoblade games have they released over the last few years? I've never heard anyone talk about them. They always look embarrassingly bad. Please stop pretending they're a big deal, Nintendo. I closed the stream early just to stop hearing the fucking TERRIBLE fake british accents.
4 games in total since 2010, and depending on the circles you follow many people love Xenoblade Chronicles 1 at least. They aren't super popular, but they aren't nothing games as Xenoblade 2 reached 2M sales back in 2020 and half of that was in a month of it going worldwide.

Also those aren't fake accents, they've had actual british actors in every game except Xenoblade X.
 
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This is what the new kirby game reminded me of
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Meanwhile, talking about MK:
I think Tendies is going on the same track Smash went: Add little by little more Maps And hopefully more characters Considering that everyone agrees that the Switch is on "the middle of its lifespan".
Also Xenoblades better have more Welsh catgirls lolz
 
I think Tendies is going on the same track Smash went: Add little by little more Maps And hopefully more characters Considering that everyone agrees that the Switch is on "the middle of its lifespan".
Look they looked at all the assets they made for the mobile gacha game and said "fuck it, why not reuse them", though coconut mall and shroom ridge are not in tour. I just hope I get my waluigi pinball at the end of it all
 
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Look they looked at all the assets they made for the mobile gacha game and said "fuck it, why not reuse them", though coconut mall and shroom ridge are not in tour. I just hope I get my waluigi pinball at the end of it all
Seems like half of the tracks in the first pack are from Tour and the rest are from the console games. I've only played like 15 minutes of Tour but I imagine they'll run out of those tracks fairly quick given that most of them feel the same.
 
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Sees Switch Sports: “Finally, it’s here!”
Sees character models: [confusion]

Umm…What the hell happened to the Miis? What are these Go Vacation looking mother fuckers? It is nice to have the sports back, but a good deal of those game’s charm was the customizable characters
 
Sees Switch Sports: “Finally, it’s here!”
Sees character models: [confusion]

Umm…What the hell happened to the Miis? What are these Go Vacation looking mother fuckers? It is nice to have the sports back, but a good deal of those game’s charm was the customizable characters
So now we like Miis?
 
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