4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Snigger]

I can't wait for the wedding arc of gunt ball z

 

[Michael Janke]

Large weddings are a scam, but whatever that bitch was doing is worse.

if this is the bare minimum you want to do, why not just have a small wedding at a public park or something?
at least that would seem more aesthetic.
heck, why not just have an after party after going to the courthouse?

 

[MeltyTW]

New snake just dropped. Will Destiny's bowling invitation be rescinded?

holy shit youre at the point where fucking destiny thinks your life is in an utterly insane tail spin to the point of being an unbelievable crazy story.

This guy clearly knows next to nothing about Ralph and he agreed to go to this 20-person () bowling event in Buttfuck Nowhere Texas? Why? I feel like Destiny is pretty set financially so I'm having trouble understanding this. It's not like he'll even receive any clout from it...

he wants to own the gunt in bowling and watch him seethe and cope irl

 

[Retink]

if this is the bare minimum you want to do, why not just have a small wedding at a public park or something?
at least that would seem more aesthetic.
heck, why not just have an after party after going to the courthouse?

Pretty much, I've known people who did big weddings and they were fun but retardedly expensive. I've also known people who did the whole park or similar location and then a gathering after either in their own yard or one they could use, and it was just as good. You can do a shit ton to make things nice without having to do it in a broken down high school gym with FEMA cheese sandwiches. If anything you just want to spend on the food, and everything else will kind of fill itself out.

 

[make_it_so]

Why didn’t they marry in Richmond? Fine. They have no friends and no money. He can still do a marginally charming wedding a woman isn’t embarrassed by. Wear your nice clothes, go to the courthouse, take her for a nice dinner and walk on the beach. Done.

Tin foil hat theory is that he wants it outside of Virginia and not do any courthouse paper work so that they won't be recognized as a "married couple" under Virginia law (no common law marriage is recognized in Virginia). That way, he can still keep using her credit to bankroll his wigger lifestyle and trips to Vegas, and then dump her when collections start calling and he won't be on the hook for anything.

The one thing that makes this theory tin foil hat level, of course, is that it assumes Ralph is smart or clever enough to plan that far ahead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

FEMA cheese sandwiches

Meigh will be lucky to get FEMA cheese sandwiches at her wedding reception. I suspect Ralph will have her bring big jars of her WIC peanut butter in the truck to Texas, then she’ll get to make sandwiches for everyone on stale bread one of the paypigs donates.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The other, funnier possibility is that May's been really hung up about having a baby without being married, so she begged and begged and begged Ralph to make it official and finally he was like "okay fine, during this other event I'll be doing in another state literally a few days before your due date we'll get married in front of a whole bunch of strangers and hecklers at a bowling alley in a stripmall, satisfied bitch?" and she agreed because that was the best she was ever going to get from him.

I’d do such a 180 on him if that was the case. He’d truly be a king if this was the scenario.

 

[Harlan Wick]

Has the bride to be weighed in on her thoughts about this grand white trash wedding?

 

[Retink]

Meigh will be lucky to get FEMA cheese sandwiches at her wedding reception. I suspect Ralph will have her bring big jars of her WIC peanut butter in the truck to Texas, then she’ll get to make sandwiches for everyone on stale bread one of the paypigs donates.

That requires too much forward planning, he'll just say catering is the half filled vending machine that has nothing but stale Baby Ruth's from years gone by. It's not his fault the food was shit, he expected the owner to provide a wing bar like they do at strip clubs.

 

[Niggernerd]

The biggest lol moment will be either no one or a few randos with dented heads showing up or them outright ignoring swine and stallion to hear dax

 

[Jump]

Tin foil hat theory is that he wants it outside of Virginia and not do any courthouse paper work so that they won't be recognized as a "married couple" under Virginia law (no common law marriage is recognized in Virginia). That way, the can still keep using her Credit to bankroll his wigger lifestyle and trips to Vegas, and then dump her when collections start calling and he won't be on the hook for anything.

The one thing that makes this theory tin foil hat level, of course, is that it assumes Ralph is smart or clever enough to plan that far ahead.

It's about money fo dem programs.
Single mom can get EBT, WIC, Section 8 rent payments, etc
Ralph wont legally marry her. May is to dumb to see he just wants her for her credit and welfare gibs. If it was actually about love then Ralph would follow through and make their daughter not a bastard child.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan’s mama used her dying days spent all alone to design their wedding cake:



The horse has better, cleaner hair than Meigh does.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Gator standing in the background awkwardly

Lol not anymore

 

[Hail Mandalore]

It's about money fo dem programs.
Single mom can get EBT, WIC, Section 8 rent payments, etc
Ralph wont legally marry her. May is to dumb to see he just wants her for her credit and welfare gibs. If it was actually about love then Ralph would follow through and make their daughter not a bastard child.

This only leaves a reason for her to not put a fathers name on the birth certificate. If she collects benefits some states will go to the father for repayment.

 

[AltisticRight]

New snake just dropped. Will Destiny's bowling invitation be rescinded?

"Ethan's life is crazy, did he actually get pregnant"?
(Ignore Destiny's babbling sentence which was followed by "that 18-year-old girl".)
Yes, he is 24-months pregnant.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

This guy clearly knows next to nothing about Ralph and he agreed to go to this 20-person () bowling event in Buttfuck Nowhere Texas? Why?

Because he’s stupid. That’s why. There are folks out there who believe that WWE is real. They believe because they WANT to believe.

 

[Meowstery]

If Ralph wants to fill seats, he can't be doing dumb shit like bowling against a pedophile. Invite Jim. Invite Flamenco. Invite some opposition to give people a reason to watch other than 'I wanna see a pig roll a ball'. He's trying to sell a big event but all he has is a circus act.

 

[make_it_so]

If Ralph wants to fill seats, he can't be doing dumb shit like bowling against a pedophile. Invite Jim. Invite Flamenco. Invite some opposition to give people a reason to watch other than 'I wanna see a pig roll a ball'. He's trying to sell a big event but all he has is a circus act.

Nah, his ego wouldn't allow it - he'd start rage pigging at them anytime they got up on points.

Also, Jim has no immune system now, and that locale looks extremely unsanitary.

 

[Particle Bored]

The timing is interesting. Are there legal reasons to want to do whatever is necessary to not have a second child outside wedlock?

In some states being a single mother can get pregnancy-related medical costs, including delivery, covered by state health plans.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Remember when Null made the prediction that at some point, Ralph is going to embrace the Gambler's fallacy to the fullest extent and go "all-in" and lose everything? I predict this will be when that happens.

Specifically, we should remember that Pantsu is still what some would consider to be a female "nerd" or weeb- despite falling out with Digibro she still does enjoy the medium and has her own cultural tastes and perspectives. Having your wedding be at a Texas Bowling Alley is quite possibly the most white-trash thing I've ever heard of, and to be frank I can't imagine Pantsu is that thrilled about it.

Combine that with a whole host of other factors- such as the fact that tickets are being sold to anyone at a time when fucking with Ethan Ralph is starting to go mainstream due to the fallout with Jim, Ethan is trying to go sober and is visibily alot more aggressive and relying on weed and pills as a coping mechanism, and the fact that the Baby will be due just around that time. Pantsu herself admitted in the leaked DMs with Gator that this is "a low point" for Ralph- a low point which has been compounded since the start of 2022. I can very easily see Pantsu and Ralph getting in an argument over something (like the 4k he lost on sports betting in Vegas) and it spiraling out of control.

Alot of people don't believe Fay-Fay's testimony that Ralph hit/physically assaulted her during their last days together due to her bullshit claims in the past- but knowing Ralph's ego and temper and after hearing Warski confirm he has a violent steak I can imagine that if a argument that spirals out of control does happen, Ethan resorts to assaulting Pantsu. Alot more plausible considering the very real possibility that dedicated weens or alogs might buy tickets ot the bowling event soley to fuck with Ralph. If that doesn't happen by some miracle, I agree with @Kraut 's prediction Ethan might do something horrible like put the baby in the microwave while drunk one night... the dude's just unstable beyond belief these days to the point where Ghost from TCR is calling him a loose cannon.

TL;DR The bowling event/wedding has the potential to be the mother-of-all corn harvests/shitshows, IMO