Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Law]

Lest we forget, she also dated Joe.

Didn't know that. Guess she has a type. Wonder who the new bloke is?

 

[OttoWest]

An Aussie anthropologist named David Boarder Giles.

Hope he likes wearing his nan’s nightdress.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Joe just admitted on Twitter that he has the psychological version of Death Grip Syndrome and can only get off in response to more and more novelty. This is fucking embarrassing. I feel sorry for Mallory.

He calls anyone who does not have this affliction a “fetishist.” I… don’t think that is how it works, Joe.

 

[Potatis Salad]

"Get to Know Grace Lavery" | https://archive.md/BZYSx

"What's your star sign and is it accurate?"

Joe: "I’m a Pisces sun, with an Aries moon, and most of the rest of my chart in Aries. I think of it as the “cock-in-a-frock” chart: floofy and creative on the outside, and goal-oriented and driven underneath."

Takes a passive role in sexual intercourse on the outside, and goal-oriented and driven underneath.

Three serious people and one fugly clown with lip gloss smeared all the way up to his nose:


Delicious.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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A more obvious one is probably food.

 

[Law]

An Aussie anthropologist named David Boarder Giles.

I wonder if his anthropology training leads him to enjoy observing the pratfalls of self-described "trauma-twitchy anarcha-feminists", like David Attenborough observing pine martens?

Joe going out of his way to try to justify his novelty-seeking probably means that he's in the discard phase of his narcissistic abuse of Mallory.

 

[cherrysour]

completely unfamiliar with what actual kink, real-life interesting sex, or anything that would make a nun blush feels like acted out in the flesh

Speaking of things with which he’s obviously unfamiliar: his multiple references to Juggalos baffle me. His posing and preening and bloviating and conspicuous consoomption are, like, antithetical to the very concept. You wouldn’t last five minutes at a Gathering, Jowls!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Like the tweet about being a women means being passive in bed or whatever....

...you can read it as misogyny—or in my probably way more accurate reading, you can read it as the tweet of a man who probably had the most basic of vanilla missionary sex in their 20s, started suffering from early-onset ED in their early 30s, trooned out in a desperate attempt to find any passively satisfying sexual identity, and is completely unfamiliar with what actual kink, real-life interesting sex, or anything that would make a nun blush feels like acted out in the flesh.

An underappreciated insight.

Maybe it sounds like a cliche put this way but I have found it to be true: loud degenerates are the real joyless prudes.

 

[Guapmala]

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I know they don't look very similar but this is giving me serious Lena Dunham vibes

 

[FarmVille]

I know they don't look very similar but this is giving me serious Lena Dunham vibes

ummm... no joe has a dead ringer




welll.. sort of. tiny tim had a chin

 

[Guapmala]

ummm... no joe has a dead ringer


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You right.

Must be something about getting fat and being trapped in your apartment that gives them the same vibe for me. And shit takes.

What would Mallory and Joe's child look like?

 

[Constellationzero]

ummm... no joe has a dead ringer


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welll.. sort of. tiny tim had a chin

If Tiny Tim and Quentin Crisp had a butt baby.

 

[Prescription Bugs]

he writes fanfic porn in which real life celebrities (who have no control over the images he puts in the reader's mind about them) are engaging in sexual acts - and he includes Alan Davies who, two years ago, released a book about being sexually abused as a child.

Joe, you are the lowest of the low. I mean for fuck's sake.

This was unbelievable to me. I can’t imagine crossing this line, but I guess this is what passes as “irreverent” these days. Sexual harassment.

Joe is so annoying these days. "People keep calling me a misogynist, but I can't be a misogynist because if I were, people would have noticed!"

How Grace Lavery/Dr. Lavery/Jos Lavery/Joe Poopoo Room is a misogynist.


He uses insults towards women that reinforce patriarchal norms.


Women are inferior if they are
Fat
Old
Ugly
Spent more time raising kids vs getting degrees
Worried about kids, especially daughters.


When he feels like a woman, he feels
Coy
Feminine
Like buying lots of clothes
Submissive
Flirtatious
Like buying succulents
Like cooking.

When he acts like a woman he
Acts like a big fucking dope
Shrugs
Does little head bobs and head tilts.

And he’s completely oblivious to his male privilege. He thinks it’s a level playing field that he has won on but has literally never dealt with anything women handle from reproduction to sexual harassment to caregiving to periods to being worried about studying late in the university library after dark, etc.


He is oblivious to female discomfort in regards to sexual harassment.

He’s 100% fine with penis waving in dressing rooms.

He’s turned on by women peeing— meaning he never lets anyone just be. They’re always playing some part in his mental orgies.

He is callous and flippant about abortion and miscarriages.

That’s it for starters.

 

[Dromedary]

Joe just admitted on Twitter that he has the psychological version of Death Grip Syndrome and can only get off in response to more and more novelty. This is fucking embarrassing. I feel sorry for Mallory.

He calls anyone who does not have this affliction a “fetishist.” I… don’t think that is how it works, Joe.

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I read that as mocking Stock's lesbianism- calling it "silly" that lesbians won't take the ladydick. Transgender cult ideology is extremely homophobic and anti-gay. Joe and his abysmal followers piping up were having a smirkfest because these people think almost everyone is a pansexual pervert like themselves. Denying the reality that most people, the vast majority actually do have an orientation towards one sex or the other (I mean no offense to bisexuals). These freaks deny sex even exists, and they constantly demean gays by calling their sexuality a "preference" or a "fetish". So, lesbians are badgered to fuck trannies, but you never see these cowards haranguing straight guys to suck dick. Cowards.

As for Joe's misogyny, he's not happy unless he's hassling some woman on Twitter every single day. Every day he has to have a woman to punch at. Kathleen Stock, Helen Joyce, Helen Staniland, Jane Clare Jones, the list goes on and on and then repeats itself. He's loudly vocal that women have no sex-based rights and should never have sex-based rights.

Spoiler: This person is in their 30s?

Spoiler: Worst. Standup. Ever.

Would've been a good place to go for some spacious alone time away from people.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Same general vibes:


Joe doesn't look anywhere near as good as this woman though.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I found a pretty in depth blog review from a Twitter terf. Lots of details and quotes from the book.

https://twitter.com/sarahstuartxx/status/1491161171046580224?s=21

https://web.archive.org/web/20220209025630/https://the-lies-they-tell.org/2022/02/08/review-of-grace-laverys-book/

There was an interesting part in the review noting Joe's claim of being obsessed with the Jamie Bulger case:

An observation about Lavery’s cultural references: they all seem to be relevant to someone who grew up ten years earlier than he himself is supposed to have done, this occurred to me many times throughout, but none more so when it is claimed that he thought a lot about the Jamie Bulger case when he was about ‘seven or eight’ (LOC 2829). Bulger was murdered in 1993 and 7 or 8 seems way too young to have had any real interest or be exposed to the news of Bulger’s murder. Or know who Tom, Barbara, Margo and Jerry were (LOC 366.

Given how we've all noted how much older Joe looks compared to his actual age, is there any chance he might be fudging his age a bit? If not, he's just another troon who proves that "cracking your egg" makes you age like milk. Well, that and porking out like he has. There's no putting old Humpty Dumpty back together again.

 

[OttoWest]

The Bulger case was huge news. It’s not absurd to think a kid around 7 or 8 could’ve been exposed to it through tv reports or tabloid covers

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The Bulger case was huge news. It’s not absurd to think a kid around 7 or 8 could’ve been exposed to it through tv reports or tabloid covers

Yeah, especially when the boys who murdered James Bulger were only a year older than Joe. I'm sure it must've been talked about around the school yard even if it's a gristly topic. I don't think it's a sign that he's fudging his age, even if he looks 53 due to HRT.

 

[fingerpaints]

The Good Life was constantly repeated in the early 90s. The Bulger case was massive and led to multiple tabloid moral panics, hearing about children killing a child when you are a child yourself is the kind of thing that sticks with you.

 

[fingerpaints]

edit - nvm