Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

I checked the Amazon rankings for Joe's book.

Hardcover: #80,178
Audio: #32,250
Kindle: #56,274

To be a dick, and for comparison, I checked the ranking for Shrier's "Irreversible Damage" - published in June, 2020.
Hardcover: #35,688
Paperback: #2,251
Audio: #1,887
Kindle: #15,211

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I checked the Amazon rankings for Joe's book.

Hardcover: #80,178
Audio: #32,250
Kindle: #56,274

To be a dick, and for comparison, I checked the ranking for Shrier's "Irreversible Damage" - published in June, 2020.
Hardcover: #35,688
Paperback: #2,251
Audio: #1,887
Kindle: #15,211
You're being unfair - he's also at #31 in Feminist Literary Criticism, #65 in Women Writers in Woman Studies (lol) and #101 in LGBTQ+ Demographic Studies. Everything's coming up Lavery!
 
I would actually say that Joe isn't trangressive. He's just a bloke having a mid-life crisis.
Straight white overpaid neurotic English professor with tenure and a planet-sized ego is driven to recklessness due to his fear of impotence, aging and death. Yawn. Seen it all before.
The funny thing about narcissists is they are all, to a man, convinced that they are terminally unique, but they all act in the same predictable ways.
Word. He’s a combination of Public Display of Fetish and Academic justification of Boner. Nothing novel or unique about either one. Fifty years ago, he’d have been jerking off on the subway under a trench coat, then going home to write a letter to the editor about it.

The main difference between Joe and the subway masturbator is that the latter never claimed to be a woman, or god forbid a feminist, or that he was a woman BECAUSE he liked jerking off in public. Which I’ll grant is a new spin on being a creep, but there are thousands of other dudes in programmer socks and cheap wigs doing the same thing on Twitter.
 

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Best Sellers Rank: #66,794 in Books
 

I've barely started reading this review, but--

There are two way to get Danny to open his mouth when he doesn’t want to. The first is to put my fingers over his nostrils so that he has to open his mouth to breathe.

Jesus fuck.
 
You know, I think I am going to skip even reading that review. I am all here for Joe as a lolcow, but diving too far into his mind is like lying down on the floor of a gas station bathroom. And I say that as a degenerate myself. It's not just that he's a degenerate, it's that his degeneracy is simultaneously so cringey that just thinking about it will harsh my own degenerate vibe.

But I did want to comment on the fact that his quick reply to her tweet shows that he is obsessively searching his own name lol

Also "younger" isn't the own he thinks it is - will the troon squad still be "winning" in 5 years? 10 years? Youth is fleeting for everyone, not just troons.

One thing I have noticed about very political twitter TRAs (not so much the random AGPs who are just on there for the coom) is that it's really set up specifically as a youth movement, to the extent that TRAs in their thirties are already displaying extreme "boomer dad trying to fit in with the kids" traits. It really sunk in for me when I saw a picture of Laurie Penny recently: I had never bothered to click on her Twitter avatar, and I thought she was in her late 50's, because everything she wrote gave off such strong "how do you do fellow kids? I'm cool too!!" vibes. But she's only 35.

Penny is a "feminist" writer and Joe is a professor, and they are both in their thirties: they should be at the height of their careers and still drowning in cultural capital. Instead they hitched their wagon to a movement that sees them as hopelessly over the hill already.

I'm not sure where I am going with this. But you're right that in ten years there will be a new youth cohort that will think that Gen Z is lame and want to distinguish itself by doing something else. Especially when you consider that the long-term optics of troonery are not a great selling point. Medical complications keep piling up, cross-sex hormones age you like a President, and the teenage girls of even 5 years from now will probably not be particularly enamored by all the balding 27-year-old FtMs getting sepsis from their fleshtube peens and hooked on opioids because of the scarred nerves in their forearms. The kids will move on to something new, as kids always do.
 
I've barely started reading this review, but--



Jesus fuck.
There is a kind of person who achieves something and then seems determined to throw it away by boundary-pushing a bit too far, and I think this is Joe. In the UK we used to know it as 'doing a Gerald Ratner', after the jewellery shop boss who publicly boasted that his products were shit.
 

Jesus.

So from the guy who claims to have cared so much about saving kids from Mal's brother's (non-existent) sexual abuse that he encouraged Mal to destroy her family, here he writes fanfic porn in which real life celebrities (who have no control over the images he puts in the reader's mind about them) are engaging in sexual acts - and he includes Alan Davies who, two years ago, released a book about being sexually abused as a child.

Joe, you are the lowest of the low. I mean for fuck's sake.
 
He wants everyone to describe him the way he wants to be described. That's not how the world works. That's why "passing" isn't a thing. You can't tell people to see something that isn't there.

Lol.

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Lavery chose his new name because ‘grace is the thing you don’t choose’
He chose to be called Gray Slavery?
 
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"there is a portion of people that seem convinced i'm a vicious misogynist"
"i think if i were a misogynist either i or someone else would have noticed"

Uh, you just said they did?

I assume a chunk of these people accusing him of being a misogynist probably have something in common but I couldn't possibly guess what that is.
 

Eh I feel with every one of joes tweets

Those who can’t do, teach

Those who don’t fuck, post about their slutiness on social media

I can’t even get mad about the misogyny when I know the only action this self proclaimed narcissist slut gets is half heartedly stroking their limp dick during Hulu commercial breaks.

I think he wishes people would notice all the attention seeking “depravity” but anyone who looks at him and his wife know ain’t neither one of them getting it from anyone

Like the tweet about being a women means being passive in bed or whatever....

...you can read it as misogyny—or in my probably way more accurate reading, you can read it as the tweet of a man who probably had the most basic of vanilla missionary sex in their 20s, started suffering from early-onset ED in their early 30s, trooned out in a desperate attempt to find any passively satisfying sexual identity, and is completely unfamiliar with what actual kink, real-life interesting sex, or anything that would make a nun blush feels like acted out in the flesh.
 
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Joe is so annoying these days. "People keep calling me a misogynist, but I can't be a misogynist because if I were, people would have noticed!"

Is he stupid? Playing stupid? Trolling? Snorted too much kombucha? Who knows.

“Other people keep telling me I have bad breath but I think if I had bad breath other people would have noticed”

Really showing his tenured-professor smarts here isn’t he
 
It really sunk in for me when I saw a picture of Laurie Penny recently:
I think that Laurie Penny is cut from a very similar cloth as Mallory.
She used to date an autogynephilic hobo who uses the pen-name "Margaret Kiljoy". I found out about him after he caused a rather ferocious cloud of BO at a sci-fi convention I attended. Laurie Penny was way more successful than him (she was touted as the voice of Occupy, he was a literal train-hopping hobo) so I think he tried to sabotage her with an awful relationship while he ran around in his nan's nightie (there are pics on this website). Soon after, she started identifying as "totally not a woman you guys", even after marrying a cis het white male (best of luck to him). She wrote a laughable essay about it, explaining that pair-bonding wasn't a basic human urge, but was instead something uncool and lame, except when she did it of course, because she is very special. If you can't even call yourself a woman without getting flustered, you don't get to call yourself a feminist. I fear that both her and Mallory are going to have unhappy endings. Laurie never actually got surgery so she'll probably fair better. Wonder where she'll be in 20 years.
 
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