Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AirdropShitposts]

He addressed the recent events involving politicians attempting to lift mask mandates while I was writing this post. [A]
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"They want to stop FEELING like they hitched their identity to something that made no sense and was objectively wrong, which is adorably pathetic and extremely telling."

Kevin is, of course, projecting massively. Masks on kids at school is security theater. This has been well known for some time, yet he demands people comply with his wishes despite not having kids or even being an employee of a school.

Then he, OF COURSE, gets down to brass tacks and issues his demand for "everyone" to be "paid to stay at home" even though this would lead to far more massive suffering than what he claims to be trying to prevent and would not end COVID anyway. No, he's certainly not hitching his identity to "something that made no sense and was objectively wrong" by thinking the entire country can be shut down and people would still receive their food and medicine and Transformers with everyone at home.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

The mental image of some kind of KF-intelligence agency central headquarters is pretty funny though. Row after row of cubicles full of office drones monitoring twitter and discords. Conference rooms debriefing self-hating troons and furries who leak us their old friend's embarrassing secrets. Indexed file cabinets with hard copies of all information dumped in threads. An interrogation chamber where we've kept Byuu chained up for the last several months. A free side of corn with every meal in the cafeteria.

Gonna be a game sperg, dunno if anyone here played Control but I imagine it being a lot like the FBC, just with less creepypasta monsters and more internet autists in plexiglass cages.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

The mental image of some kind of KF-intelligence agency central headquarters is pretty funny though. Row after row of cubicles full of office drones monitoring twitter and discords. Conference rooms debriefing self-hating troons and furries who leak us their old friend's embarrassing secrets. Indexed file cabinets with hard copies of all information dumped in threads. An interrogation chamber where we've kept Byuu chained up for the last several months. A free side of corn with every meal in the cafeteria.

Bob Woodward: I met with my informant tonight, a high ranking member of the kiwifarms. He's agreed to talk but only if we protect his identity. I've given him the code name "Step Aunt gets railed a Monster Cock (4k)"

 

[BScCollateral]

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I think it's hilarious the same people who railed against creationists believe a cloth mask protects them from a virus.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

The mental image of some kind of KF-intelligence agency central headquarters is pretty funny though. Row after row of cubicles full of office drones monitoring twitter and discords. Conference rooms debriefing self-hating troons and furries who leak us their old friend's embarrassing secrets. Indexed file cabinets with hard copies of all information dumped in threads. An interrogation chamber where we've kept Byuu chained up for the last several months. A free side of corn with every meal in the cafeteria.

I would unironically love to work there. Can we all dress like 1930's detectives, too?

Okay I know like half of those female words step it up. If anything this is a list of shit to add to the public education curricula.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

All I could think of while looking at his mountains of consoomer posting was this. Decided to edit them together.

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This is especially brilliant because the audio is by John Ortberg, father of Mallory "Danny Lavery" Ortberg and the focus of all her unhinged daddy-issues wrath, as encouraged by her controlling sociopath of a spouse Joseph "Grace" Lavery. It's a small troon world after all!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

This isn’t major, but Kevin weighs in on the latest furcon drama.
He was replying to a few threads (i can’t find the first one and I’m too lazy to seek it out) but he made his own discussing it. [A]

Then commented on this hilarious getup. [A]

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Then commented on this hilarious getup. [A]
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Your entire homo homestead dresses like school shooters, even carrying guns in public. Shut the fuck up, Kevin.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

That getup is the only good fursuit I have ever seen, and the seething and pearl clutching from the degenerate brigade makes it all the sweeter. I sincerely hope he gets invited as a guest of honor to every single non-furry convention in the northern hemisphere.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Trouble in paradise

Wedge is mad at DnD

"Lame" is a slur when it hasn't been since before Wedginator was born.

Maybe Wedgie should switch to FATAL as he seems to have mastered some of its mechanics IRL, the assblasted faggot.

Mastering it would involve him passing the anal circumference check, not getting literal assblasted. Hope he mastered it now.

I'm lol-ing at them acting like we're the KGB. That he acted so badly that someone couldn't keep from gossiping about it online is absolutely not his fault! Who wants to bet he raped cats or something?

Here's the thing: about 60% of the time the reason the "informant" does this is for a legitimate grievance, even if this person acted like a total tard about it. Where else do you turn to when the well has been poisoned on twitter/tumblr/discord? Here in the wild west of the internet, where you can say mean words without getting banned. People come here as a last resort. No one trust this place... until they read about their ex friend or coworker or ex lover and realize, "oh my god, this site is full of bastards but they're telling the truth...".
Normies and the woke (including trans people) only stop here when someone fucks up bad. Real bad.

The other 40% is personal army request which always get rejected and it's as funny as it sounds.

Row after row of cubicles full of office drones monitoring twitter and discords.

Imagine the smell.

Kevin, a male, chooses to comment on a post comparing knowledge of words between the two sexes.

>admits he doesn't know any on the right

Both sides have more complex and niche words but it certainly doesn't help Kevvie's case. He should honestly look up both sides, or at least the women's side, so he can at least pretend to be smarter.

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[Oxyjen]

Imagine the smell.

Cologne, tobacco and Dapper Dan hair pomade. I can imagine worse.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Cologne, tobacco and Dapper Dan hair pomade. I can imagine worse.

Rotting amhole.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

This isn’t major, but Kevin weighs in on the latest furcon drama.
He was replying to a few threads (i can’t find the first one and I’m too lazy to seek it out) but he made his own discussing it. [A]
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Then commented on this hilarious getup. [A]
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Yes Kevin, the man LARPing(?) as a cop with a dog head is sooooo much weirder than a man who got voluntarily castrated and had the scraps rearranged into a Frankengina....

 

[Miss Misery]

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

Should have included the preceding line, it's so apt...

"It is a tale, told by an idiot"

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

This isn’t major, but Kevin weighs in on the latest furcon drama.
He was replying to a few threads (i can’t find the first one and I’m too lazy to seek it out) but he made his own discussing it. [A]
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Then commented on this hilarious getup. [A]
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So the furries who go the extra mile in dressing like actual policemen (albeit with the obligatory "furry" elements) are a danger to convention-goers, but the men who happen to fuck in the open and ejaculate onto pizzas aren't? At the very least the latter aren't benefiting the moral health of the event. The former are merely men dressed in stupid attire, but such is true for all of the especially-dedicated furries.

 

[AmbiTron]

So the furries who go the extra mile in dressing like actual policemen (albeit with the obligatory "furry" elements) are a danger to convention-goers, but the men who happen to fuck in the open and ejaculate onto pizzas aren't? At the very least the latter aren't benefiting the moral health of the event. The former are merely men dressed in stupid attire, but such is true for all of the especially-dedicated furries.

People like Kevin don't speak out about pizza-cummers and whatnot other than a mere mention specifically because people like him ARE the pizza-cummers and whatnot.

 

[Bob_]

I think it's hilarious the same people who railed against creationists believe a cloth mask protects them from a virus.

Off topic you fucking spanner, but cloth mask limit the spread of covid from the mask wearer to others. It's been two years, how do you still not know this?

On topic- I'm still thinking about ball hair continuing to grow inside amholes, because of course it would.

 

[BScCollateral]

Off topic you fucking spanner, but cloth mask limit the spread of covid from the mask wearer to others. It's been two years, how do you still not know this?

Is that what TV Man told you?
TV Man lies, tard boy.

https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/10/20-0948_article

Studies of Cloth Mask Efficacy​

In 2015, we conducted a randomized controlled trial to compare the efficacy of cloth masks with that of medical masks and controls (standard practice) among healthcare workers in Vietnam (4). Rates of infection were consistently higher among those in the cloth mask group than in the medical mask and control groups. This finding suggests that risk for infection was higher for those wearing cloth masks.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Is that what TV Man told you?
TV Man lies, tard boy.

https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/10/20-0948_article

Studies of Cloth Mask Efficacy​

In 2015, we conducted a randomized controlled trial to compare the efficacy of cloth masks with that of medical masks and controls (standard practice) among healthcare workers in Vietnam (4). Rates of infection were consistently higher among those in the cloth mask group than in the medical mask and control groups. This finding suggests that risk for infection was higher for those wearing cloth masks.

You're free to take this to one of the COVID-related threads, if you like.

 

[BScCollateral]

You're free to take this to one of the COVID-related threads, if you like.

Fair enough; I made the comment originally because the subject of the thread ranted about the removal of mask mandates. Pointing out there is no reason to think mask mandates satisfied by cloth masks prevent the spread of a virus is, in my opinion, relevant to the thread.