I think we know enough about Hulk to visualize him with a decent degree of accuracy.
- Height: 5'6"-5'9"
- Weight: 250 to 350lbs. Possibly gunted.
- Hair: Balding, formerly curly. Possibly a ginger.
- Facial Hair: Patchy, unable to fully cover his many chins.
- Eyes: Beady, constantly darting from side to side like a rodent's. Unable to look women in the eye, keeps looking at the floor or at their breasts.
- Skin: Greasy and pale from a lack of vitamin D and a constant diet of hot pockets and pizza.
- Voice: Shrill, constantly on the verge of breaking. Gets real quiet when he sees someone wearing a MAGA hat in public.
- Penis size: Nothing special. Looks like a button on a fur coat. He secretly believes that his penis size is the main reason why women don't like him.
- Personality: Terrible. The main reason why women don't like him.
- Clothes: Used to wear a trenchcoat and a shirt with flames and a dragon on it back in high school. Now owns at least one fedora and at least one trilby. Constantly corrects people when they mistake his fedora for a trilby and vice versa.
- Reddit Karma: OVER 9 BILLION
Not such a pretty picture, is it?