Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Osyth Osyth]

"They want to stop FEELING like they hitched their identity to something that made no sense and was objectively wrong, which is adorably pathetic and extremely telling."

Kevin is, of course, projecting massively. Masks on kids at school is security theater. This has been well known for some time, yet he demands people comply with his wishes despite not having kids or even being an employee of a school.

Then he, OF COURSE, gets down to brass tacks and issues his demand for "everyone" to be "paid to stay at home" even though this would lead to far more massive suffering than what he claims to be trying to prevent and would not end COVID anyway. No, he's certainly not hitching his identity to "something that made no sense and was objectively wrong" by thinking the entire country can be shut down and people would still receive their food and medicine and Transformers with everyone at home.

No one with any arguing skills would say that first quote lmao. It’d be too easy to rip him apart from just that alone.

Kevin literally does not participate in society anymore and he has the fucking audacity to give his less than worthless opinion of how society should work.

He got Covid because he’s gross and doesn’t wash not because people weren’t paid to stay home and develop depression and anxiety like him. I think you’re right that he thinks people’s lights just magically stay on and their food is just manifests in their mouths.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I think you’re right that he thinks people’s lights just magically stay on and their food is just manifests in their mouths.

Why not? That's the way it's always worked for Kevin.

 

[retard strength]

Kevin "living" on a "ranch" and still thinks infinite food magically manifests behind the grocery store.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I think you’re right that he thinks people’s lights just magically stay on and their food is just manifests in their mouths.

He's probably the sort who thinks the government can just print more money and then use that to prop-up the livelihoods of people who can no longer work, due to being in lockdown so long they've had to close their businesses. But in reality, he hopes that money will go to him and other tranch members, so that none of them have to do anything of worth (especially him).

 

[FreeCandyVan]

He's probably the sort who thinks the government can just print more money and then use that to prop-up the livelihoods of people who can no longer work, due to being in lockdown so long they've had to close their businesses.

Didn't he say exactly this thing not too long ago? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing it in the thread a ways back

 

[AMHOLIO]

Didn't he say exactly this thing not too long ago? I'm pretty sure I remember seeing it in the thread a ways back

He wanted the gooberment to pay everyone 100,000$ salary a year. I did some very simplified math and realized he's asking for more money than the United States has in circulation.



I am certain he's made more retarded post about the government and money. If I were to guess, he would say "No, of course I know better than that!" but then keep pushing for it anyway because he doesn't understand how money works and thinks if he keeps pushing mommy gubernment, it will come true since they have all the power.

 

[FreeCandyVan]

Found it. He did literally say the government should just print more money:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1488658332487356416

 

[axfaxf]

Found it. He did literally say the government should just print more money:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1488658332487356416

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[S.C.U.D.]

Found it. He did literally say the government should just print more money:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1488658332487356416

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I don't know about Kevin, but when I was in school and we learned about the great depression, one of the things I remember most is pictures in my history textbook of wheelbarrows full of money in Germany that was worth less than the paper it was printed on, because the government thought just printing more money would make inflation go away. Then again, I wasn't in a special ed class so maybe it's asking too much to expect Kevin to have learned about that.

I also personally have a small collection of Zimbabwe dollars including the hundred trillion dollar bills but Zimbabwe is not related to Transformers in any way so Kevin wouldn't know anything about that.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's like a modern-day version of The Rake's Progress.

The main difference is Hogarth's Rake eventually goes insane from syphilis. Kevin cannot get syphilis as he's got a non-functional amhole and he's too lazy/anxious to perform any other sex act, even when offered.

He wanted the gooberment to pay everyone 100,000$ salary a year. I did some very simplified math and realized he's asking for more money than the United States has in circulation.

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I am certain he's made more retarded post about the government and money. If I were to guess, he would say "No, of course I know better than that!" but then keep pushing for it anyway because he doesn't understand how money works and thinks if he keeps pushing mommy gubernment, it will come true since they have all the power.

"Just saying everyone wealthy should redistribute their wealth is short sighted and foolish. Anyway, if you have money please redistribute it to my Ko-Fi and various sham crowdfunding campaigns"

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

The main difference is Hogarth's Rake eventually goes insane from syphilis. Kevin cannot get syphilis as he's got a non-functional amhole and he's too lazy/anxious to perform any other sex act, even when offered.

"Just saying everyone wealthy should redistribute their wealth is short sighted and foolish. Anyway, if you have money please redistribute it to my Ko-Fi and various sham crowdfunding campaigns"

I remember watching some video of a black guy talking about how reparations wouldn't fix the black community because unless people were educated on economics, within a few decades all that money would make its way right back into the hands of wealthy white people. Same holds true for NEETs like Kev. You can give him $100K but he will blow every penny on plastic crap (or video games) and have nothing to show for it and still end up begging on Twitter. Look at all the money the tranch raised to defend against Earl. Did it fix their problems?

The only thing a guaranteed income would do for Kev is fill up the tranch with plastic toys faster. Maybe they can dig a hole and cover it up with a tarp to house all of his plastic crap. I mean, it's good enough for the alpacas.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I don't know about Kevin, but when I was in school and we learned about the great depression, one of the things I remember most is pictures in my history textbook of wheelbarrows full of money in Germany that was worth less than the paper it was printed on, because the government thought just printing more money would make inflation go away. Then again, I wasn't in a special ed class so maybe it's asking too much to expect Kevin to have learned about that.

You would be shocked and appalled by how many people have made it to biological adulthood, with voting rights and internet connections and everything, and have not the foggiest notion of how money works.

 

[The Lawgiver]

You are correct yes, but I just don’t feel like seeing mutilated genitals belonging to Kevin (or anyone in the KGIU). You know he’s going to go into graphic detail about it too.

Speaking of which… [A]
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Observe the replies: [A]
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Kevin, a male, chooses to comment on a post comparing knowledge of words between the two sexes. One of the words that men were more familiar with was “shemale”. But don’t worry, Kevin found it amusing. [A]
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He addressed the recent events involving politicians attempting to lift mask mandates while I was writing this post. [A]
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Wedge continues larping as a deaf person. [A]
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And continues to speak for black FtMs. Note the disabled replies. [A]
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I noticed that it got quote retweeted and was greeted with this gem in which someone calls him out for being a clown.
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Spoiler: pics

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I wasn’t expecting for this to be this long but I kept seeing more shit that needed to be discussed here.

1. It's simultaneously hilarious and horrific that they probably solely bought that possibly scalped transformer just to talk about the amhole.

2. the person pointing out the clowns clownery in a fucking amazing twist of irony has a username and PFP based on a dumb fucking retcon voted in by a fan of John egbert, the main character of the infamous hit webcomic homestuck, actually being TRAAAAAANS! and even they see through wedge's shit. It's fucking incredible honestly.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Wedge got new glasses. [A]

Kevin is horny. These two tweets are proof that there is no God. [A]

The rest of the post is just nerd shit like Kevin crying over dinosaurs. [A]

I don’t care to read this so just pretend I said something witty. [A]

Kevin likes his video games like he likes life: Without difficult challenges. [A]

Oh, and he wants to only receive Transformers updates. [A]

Spoiler: Wedge

 

[stupid frog]

ugly glasses for an ugly boy

 

[Pizdec]

I'm lol-ing at them acting like we're the KGB. That he acted so badly that someone couldn't keep from gossiping about it online is absolutely not his fault! Who wants to bet he raped cats or something?

To quote Dear Feeder:

If some retard on my site posts information they found, that means anyone could have found that information themselves.

ugly glasses for an ugly boy

Grandma glasses much?

 

[SadLonelyLoser]

Of course Kevin loves the dinosaurs the most. They both have so much in common.
"your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"
-Ian Malcolm after learning what an Am Hole is.

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't know about Kevin, but when I was in school and we learned about the great depression, one of the things I remember most is pictures in my history textbook of wheelbarrows full of money in Germany that was worth less than the paper it was printed on, because the government thought just printing more money would make inflation go away.

I have seen it claimed hyperinflation was deliberately set up so Germany could pay off its war debt, but that would suggest a small amount of actual competence on the part of Weimar I hesitate to ascribe to them.

 

[Miss Misery]

Those are some of the most unflattering glasses Wedge could have gotten. Round frames on a round face? No. Light brown frames with black hair? Looks weird.

Should have gone for some danger glasses in grey or black.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin likes his video games like he likes life: Without difficult challenges. [A]

I guarantee you that even though I haven't played the game, there is nothing that 20-30 minutes of level grinding can't solve. It's not like he doesn't have the fucking time. Hell, it's possible that all he needs to do is rethink a strategy, switch out a few moves, and have a few extra items, but nope.

Come on, man.