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If I ever get dunked on by fucking Mundane Matt, please bring me to a firing squad.
Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Holy shit. KAP just gets better and better. I almost DON’T want Ralph to sober up just so I can see KAP reach the pinnacle of his cinematic potential.
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I remember a time when everyone agreed that falsely flagging videos was gay. This was the main criticism of Matt, along with the fact that he lied about it (and, allegedly SWATing people, e.g., Keemstar). Somehow the goalpost has been moved. Now, if I understand Ralph correctly, Matt’s big mistake was that he actually showed his report history, because he got “bossed around” and basically bullied into it. So the one honest thing Matt did on the Boulder Stream is now considered his biggest mistake. Really gives you an idea of what it’s like inside the snake brain of Ethan Ralph.
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That's like telling a serial killer that their biggest mistake was leading the cops to the bodies after they're arrested.
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Two weeks ago, I would've never imagined Matt shaking pills in the back of a limo with Jim and Warski. The Internet truly is a magical place.
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The ceasefire didn’t last long:
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Yeah that's where things fell apart. At the beginning he was saying he didn't do it and that there was no way to prove it and some of the people on the stream seemed to believe him. If he had ducked out before the report history had come up, he probably would have been fine.
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Okay, it was one thing to get bodied by an anime bunny VTuber, but to get pantsed by Jarbo AND Warski?
We should keep an eye on local police and EMS dispatch for any sign of Gunt going out and Gunting again. Civilian casualties are almost a guarantee at this point.
Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋
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The jiggly Gunt Mountain in the background as they're driving. Amazing.
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The Gunt will never be sober, Matt.
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He knows that. It's part of the taunt.
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I really hope he's not as poor as he probably is so we get another Vegas trip. Super Bowl Sunday is just around the corner and I'm really looking forward to him getting ejected from a casino when he throws a tantrum after he bets everything he has on the Rams and loses.
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It might be a test, to see if Ethan learned a single goddamn thing from the intervention stream.
We'll just have to wait and see, though I'm not betting any money on him learning.
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He's never truly broke so long as Meigh still has even one credit card that doesn't decline.
Also I hope he makes some fucked-up super parlay bet and winning it would fix all his problems and two out of three of it comes in and the third fucks him in the ass. Then he's hauled out squealing like a pig and gets his head bashed against a parking meter.
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The evidence against Matt, prior to him showing his report history, was all circumstantial—all these people who criticized him ended up getting flagged. And here were are in 2022, the people who have irked Ralph recently end up getting flagged and banned. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that Flamenco’s Twitter got banned right around time of his stream with Jim. Same with Gator too. Same for Jim’s recent timeout. I believe Ralph flagged all of these people, and probably many more. To make it even worse, these people weren’t even criticizing Ralph. He flagged them basically out of jealousy, because they’re doing well, and he’s not. They’re getting respect, he’s not. Ralph is just a salty bitch.
I also suspect Ralph has Google alerts on his name, just like Matt used to. When he gets that notification, he wastes no time flagging it. Recently a Youtuber by the name Tanuki Joshua Graham (he’s also a poster here btw) posted a clip from the Ballad of Ethan Ralph. I’m subbed to him, I got the notification for the premiere, I click on it, and a couple minutes later I go to leave him a comment. Unfortunately I couldn’t comment because his account had been suspended. The video had been up less than 5 minutes, and there was nothing in it that would remotely violate the TOS. YouTube doesn’t issue strikes that fast unless someone flags it. Tanuki, if you’re unfamiliar, normally clips MATI and gaming related stuff. What a coincidence that his only video on Ralph gets flagged almost instantly.
Epilogue: Tanuki appealed it and won. His channel is back. But I think Ralph is the one who flagged it, like he flagged Flam, Gator, Jim, and more.
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If only Ralph could get a co-signer for all his 46% APR loans the way his haters get co-signers for their aylawgging. Could never be Ethan!
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Yep, 100% agree, and I'm pretty sure if you have a blue checkmark on Twitter they take your reporting more seriously and are more likely to take action against the account you flagged. Given how thin-skinned Ralph is and how he seems to know everything everyone says about him immediately after it's said he 100% has Google Alerts on his name and instantly seethes and flags people's Twitter accounts.
Hell every time he accidentally shows his browser on screen he has like 5 Twitter tabs open, I don't doubt this is him reacting to alerts and flagging people or keeping an eye out for content he thinks he can flag.
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He's going to get those fangs pulled if he continues gunting out at the current level.