Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Cocktimus prime]

You guys see that Ramzpaul is going to bat for Ralph? I don't understand why he's deciding to hitch his wagons to this white trash dumpster fire. He's gonna learn real quick that nothing good comes from associating with the gunt.

Ramz is a queer

 

[Nod Flenders]

You guys see that Ramzpaul is going to bat for Ralph? I don't understand why he's deciding to hitch his wagons to this white trash dumpster fire. He's gonna learn real quick that nothing good comes from associating with the gunt.

Ramzpaul hasn't been relevant in a long time.

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

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Found his side kick, Princess Six Flaps

The Broodmother. Not to be confused with his current woman, the BroncoMother

 

[GuitarRevi]

The Broodmother. Not to be confused with his current woman, the BroncoMother

You can't be to harsh on Meigh, she was great in Bravestar

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Ralph is the manifestation of an archetype plaguing man for centuries

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is the manifestation of an archetype plaguing man for centuries

wow this is a good find. Lotta Ubu's out here but Ralph is their king.

 

[StBonaventureFren]

You guys see that Ramzpaul is going to bat for Ralph? I don't understand why he's deciding to hitch his wagons to this white trash dumpster fire. He's gonna learn real quick that nothing good comes from associating with the gunt.

RamZPaul is cow in his own right. Alleged sexpat and shameless grifter, he liked to play a game of court the "Far Right" and then denounce it. He has praised Zionism and had on the deep wells of intellectual thought "Diamonds and Silk" on his show when he was trying to rehabilitate his image.

Ramzpaul hasn't been relevant in a long time.

Exactly and that's why this z-list hanger on is scrambling for a crumb of attention that might fall from the Gunt's table.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

moderating alcohol can be easier because you are not depriving yourself of what you want - just taking control of how it effects your life

Let’s get one thing straight: some people absolutely cannot drink in moderation. It’s just not possible for everyone. Alcohol sets off a chemical reaction in their bodies that makes them crave more and more. Their favorite drink? The next one. This is not a character flaw; it’s a biological reality. That’s the physical compulsion element of addiction.

Can such people white knuckle it and go for days, weeks, or months without drinking? Sometimes! But the entire time, they’re thinking about when they’ll drink next. That’s the mental obsession element of addiction.

There’s a saying: “What do you get when a horse thief stops drinking? A dry horse thief.” It’s really fucking hard to stay sober when you have to face all the wreckage you’ve caused and you don’t have alcohol or drugs to ease the pain. You literally don’t know how to live like a stand-up guy. You lack the humility to ask for help from those who’ve been through it and changed. That’s the spiritual malady element of addiction.

I don’t believe that Ralph is drinking all day for fun. I believe he’s doing it just to be able to tolerate being Ethan Ralph. Face it: People drink and drug because it does actually help — until it doesn’t. At a certain point, this medicinal effect became more damaging than helpful. But how do you live without the only thing that’s ever gotten you through? Ethan is facing having to give up his legit best friend, at the time he feels most isolated and unloved.

This is the crisis point he finds himself at now. He can either be a pussy, stick with what he knows and continue to destroy his life and hurt everyone in it, or he can decide to surrender and join the winning team.

I don’t wish a miserable alcoholic life on anyone, not even Ethan Ralph. I’ve known far bigger fuckups than him who got and stayed sober. But it took a moment of grace to have the humility to ask for help, even if that was just showing up at a meeting. I don’t believe the whole religious shtick he’s half-assing now, but if he’s ever going to ask a higher power to open up the gates of hell and let him out, now is the time.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I know horse is the running joke about May but personally I think she looks like this fuckin mask from The Purge

 

[donjulio]

The issue for Ralph is probably multifaceted.

First, it's potentially the case that his alcohol problem is so bad he needs to go cold turkey. It may not be possible for him to moderate his drinking, and that returning to alcohol will always result in a binge. Which makes the issue more difficult, moderating alcohol can be easier because you are not depriving yourself of what you want - just taking control of how it effects your life. If he is to be totally abstinent Ralph will need to accept a life without alcohol, and that means to coming to terms with how he will live without drinking ever again. It's a daunting task, and the sort of thing Ralph has shown time and again he is incapable of achieving.

Second, Ralph probably drinks due to whatever mental health issues he has. He seems to have some serious trauma regarding his dad, his past relationships and where he is in life. He lacks the degree of insight to deal with these problems, he instead just numbs them with booze. Without dealing with these problems in a healthy way - which will require the kind of inward inflection Ralph refuses to do - they will continue to haunt him until he puts more booze down his gullet (or if he goes cold turkey as he alleges he did for 120 days... He'll just smoke weed).

Given the fact that it took a week long feltening of epic proportions for Ralph to even consider how his behaviour has brought on these consequences, the chances of him achieving the above are basically nil. Dudes fucked.

I know how to help Ralph with his drinking habits.

We gotta force him into isolation in a locked room with a camera, occasionally offering him
alcoholic drinks. If he accepts we send large black men in corn costumes to beat him while screaming "dumb gay wigger". Repeat the process until
he refuses the drinks at all times.

Physical and emotional abuse got him into this, it will get him out of it.

 

[MeltyTW]

Maybe you weren't in the target market, but it was still an excellent name for the product itself.

well i mean he only took off because of outside forces unrelated to the name so it cant be that good,

idk maybe if i associated the name with something people actually were scared of for their careers like content cop era idubbbz or a skeptic channel at their height to the left id think of it as less laughable but the fact the goofy name has been overshadowed in my mind for years because ethans gunted hobbit antics are the main draw and have been for years is just compounding the name as looking less like good branding and more like spite fueled impotent wishful thinking.

Ralph is like the dumb fat guy at who sits at the end stool in a dive bar in front of the TV, mumbling or yelling at it while getting wasted. You can at least ignore him most of the time in a bar, but to tune in to a stream for that shit?

it made more sense to me when i realized why the right wing channels and shows get far more popular than the left's, fewer options. that guy you described? thats ralph viewers, chomo faggots who want to openly say theyd fuck underaged girls if legal like ralph does, dead beat dads and creepy shut ins tired of kf "bullying" them. thats ralphs audience. the trashy person at the bar or in a kf thread tired of being rightfully told theyre trash and garbage and that they need to not be themselves.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

There were a brief few moments when Jim said to Ralph that he is spiraling like nobody he has seen in a long time where Walph absorbed it and stumbled to piece words together - more than usual - and one might be tempted to believe that this set off a spark in Ralph to set him on the right path.
Don't fall for that temptation.
The idiot is irredeemable.

 

[AnOminous]

In a rare moment of clarity he hires a retired drill instructor to kidnap him, drag him out into the wildnerness, and teach him to be a actual man. After 3 months he reemerges with a massive flap of deflated gunt skin, callouses on his hands, and sobriety.


Short of a comic book origin story, no.

Alas, R. Lee Ermey is dead.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

it made more sense to me when i realized why the right wing channels and shows get far more popular than the left's, fewer options. that guy you described? thats ralph viewers, chomo faggots who want to openly say theyd fuck underaged girls if legal like ralph does, dead beat dads and creepy shut ins tired of kf "bullying" them. thats ralphs audience. the trashy person at the bar or in a kf thread tired of being rightfully told theyre trash and garbage and that they need to not be themselves.

You are 100% right. I never considered it but these guys not only don’t want to be looked at as garbage for wanting to molest teenagers, knock up random sluts, stay drunk, beat their girlfriends and abandon kids, but want to be told they are really Billy outlaw badass and Alpha-males for doing it.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

the thought of skinny ralph with a gigantic gunt skin pancake hanging off of his abdomen made me spit out my coffee in disgust

Glad to help.

 

[MeltyTW]

You are 100% right. I never considered it but these guys not only don’t want to be looked at as garbage for wanting to molest teenagers, knock up random sluts, stay drunk, beat their girlfriends and abandon kids, but want to be told they are really Billy outlaw badass and Alpha-males for doing it.

Yeah and ralph and dax are basically one of the few open caterers to these degens,. What's funny is they're also racist which further limits ralph in terms of his personal beliefs and interests (YEW CAYNT SAY THA NIGSLUR NOOL) and chances of building beyond his audience that he hates.

It's scary to think that Ralph's audience might be more trashy than ralph to the point ralph is like fucking wigger highbrow learned aristocracy

 

[oramge cat]

This is the most amazing part to me. There have been radio shows or podcasts where I hate the host or think their opinions are garbage but I can still understand why ppl listen or how it’s entertaining. Not so with Ralph.

Ralph is like the dumb fat guy at who sits at the end stool in a dive bar in front of the TV, mumbling or yelling at it while getting wasted. You can at least ignore him most of the time in a bar, but to tune in to a stream for that shit?

Ironically Lowtax had way more money than Ralph could even dream of, owned homes, actually got married twice (not just fathered bastards), and at one point had some real skills.

Basically what I’m saying is Ralph is the retarded, poor, white trash version of Lowtax.

I think both of their stories have the same ending but good point.

 

[A Ghost]

seems relevant here kill all pedos is doing another video on ethan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRCVlTAxM38

 

[AltisticRight]

If he accepts we send large black men in corn costumes to beat him while screaming "dumb gay wigger". Repeat the process until
he refuses the drinks at all times.

He'll drink it all. He likes having big Black men in corn costumes humiliating him. Better yet, they run a coal train into his paedophile horse.

JCaesar187's dream.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph getting his pants pulled down by Mundane Matt and Warski:

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