Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Gunt’s twitter engagement is like watching a fucking tumbleweed go by.

I guess when you block all but 4 Gunt guards that’s going to happen.
Ironically, he probably uses Twitter block bots similar to the ones designed by Randi Harper (freebsdgirl) in the early GamerGate days; someone he made his nuts trolling and undoubtedly criticised for using said bots.
My assumption was always that he wanted what the opposite of "live" is for "livestream". It's really basic and mundane (lol) in regards to his thinking he was being clever. All of his other names have been the same case or either completely unoriginal. He's tried to re-brand multiple times with shit like TRR Tonight, etc. but those never fucking worked and I imagine he's probably up to his eyeballs in merch that he's desperate to sell which no one will buy.
I think Killstream is a good name, to be fair. The Ralph Retort, on the other hand, is an incredibly shitty brand name and he honestly should have ditched that completely before it became too ingrained.
 
Honestly, does anyone see a path forward for Ralph? Because I sure as shit don't.
It's an interesting thought experience. Ideally, Ralph would leave the internet, focus on sobriety, get his first ever job in real life, focus on his family, and actually deal with the shit he has been ignoring with drugs and alcohol..

Ralph's biggest problem is he can't afford to stop streaming and his brand is toxic as fuck. That said, he could probably get some relatively small YouTube health guru, a YouTube financial specialist, and a YouTube therapist to basically do a series of streams detailing how fucked up his life is and trying to turn it around.

Who wouldn't want to watch a stream as someone goes through Ralph's finances with him. And then some muscle head making Ralph miserable with a diet and exercise. Shit like that. Everyone loves a redemption arc.

I bet it would last 10 minutes before he quit.
 
Ironically, he probably uses Twitter block bots similar to the ones designed by Randi Harper (freebsdgirl) in the early GamerGate days; someone he made his nuts trolling and undoubtedly criticised for using said bots.

I think Killstream is a good name, to be fair. The Ralph Retort, on the other hand, is an incredibly shitty brand name and he honestly should have ditched that completely before it became too ingrained.
Killstream made since as a name during the IBS fade when your show was meant to be hyper aggressive and all about mercilessly dunking on people. I don't remember if he used the name before 2018, but it was a good name for the show when it was trying to do that over the top debate format.
 
Killstream made since as a name during the IBS fade when your show was meant to be hyper aggressive and all about mercilessly dunking on people. I don't remember if he used the name before 2018
He did use it way before IBS was a thing, and Margaret Maclennan named the show (before she escaped the immense gravitational pull of the :gunt:)
 
Ralph quitting on Jarbo seems to hint that Ralph will not do a stream in which he isn't in charge, and the moderators aren't neutral or on his side. I suspect he went with Jarbo because he felt he was gonna have an easy time dunking on him with Jim, and even tried to pull Jarbo into the conversation. But he couldn't handle his shit being thrown back at him. We may not actually see him do a stream like that again.
I think Killstream is a good name, to be fair. The Ralph Retort, on the other hand, is an incredibly shitty brand name and he honestly should have ditched that completely before it became too ingrained.
The Ralph Retort and his articles are what got him his blue checkmark. That thing is more important to him than May, it might even be one of the biggest reasons he gets so many high profile guests some time.
 
I think he just thought kill sounded cool and didn't have another word besides stream, I'm loving thinking of alt timelines that could have happened, the doom stream, the annihilation stream, the let's fucking go stream, the killed retort, the death stream, the fuck wu hour, the punch stream, the kick stream, brutal stream, the edgy stream, the combat retort, fight kkklub the dueling stream the grueling hour
While the Ralphmale has since obviously gone beyond full retard, The Killstream was excellent branding for a post-IBS livestream.
 
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Flamenco had Kaya Orsan of "The Official Podcast" on his stream today to talk about the Ethan Ralph v. Metokur stream, it was a light summarization of recent Ralph events. However that normie podcast has a relatively large audience and Kaya is usually one to bring up things from this sphere to the show. So we might get a mention about it on that podcast and Ralphs fame may spread a bit.
 
Flamenco had Kaya Orsan of "The Official Podcast" on his stream today to talk about the Ethan Ralph v. Metokur stream, it was a light summarization of recent Ralph events. However that normie podcast has a relatively large audience and Kaya is usually one to bring up things from this sphere to the show. So we might get a mention about it on that podcast and Ralphs fame may spread a bit.
That's fairly bigtime for Flamenco considering penguinz0 is a 10M sub channel.
 
While the Ralphmale has since obviously gone beyond full retard, The Killstream was excellent branding for a post-IBS livestream.
He called it that before though and even then the kill stream? It's like some gi Joe coldsteel oc name. If I asked you to make a fake alt right stream you'd pick Ralph's stolen skull logo and a dumb goofy name like the kill stream, why not just the die stream while we're at it and one of the catchphrases is just saying die when Matt reveals flag history
 
Flamenco had Kaya Orsan of "The Official Podcast" on his stream today to talk about the Ethan Ralph v. Metokur stream, it was a light summarization of recent Ralph events. However that normie podcast has a relatively large audience and Kaya is usually one to bring up things from this sphere to the show. So we might get a mention about it on that podcast and Ralphs fame may spread a bit.

He did make a promise that if he did bring it up as a topic on The Official Podcast, he would say, near the end of the segment no less, Adriane Blaire won.
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Honestly, does anyone see a path forward for Ralph? Because I sure as shit don't.
In a rare moment of clarity he hires a retired drill instructor to kidnap him, drag him out into the wildnerness, and teach him to be a actual man. After 3 months he reemerges with a massive flap of deflated gunt skin, callouses on his hands, and sobriety.


Short of a comic book origin story, no.
 
In a rare moment of clarity he hires a retired drill instructor to kidnap him, drag him out into the wildnerness, and teach him to be a actual man. After 3 months he reemerges with a massive flap of deflated gunt skin, callouses on his hands, and sobriety.


Short of a comic book origin story, no.
This makes me wonder if a thinner Ralphamale could use all that excessive gunt skin like a X-men mutant power. Theoretically if swung with enough force he could slap criminals with the hairy gunt flesh to incapacitate them. All he would need is a name. The Guntless sounds intimidating but is too obvious idk
 
This makes me wonder if a thinner Ralphamale could use all that excessive gunt skin like a X-men mutant power. Theoretically if swung with enough force he could slap criminals with the hairy gunt flesh to incapacitate them. All he would need is a name. The Guntless sounds intimidating but is too obvious idk
He is
Dun dun dun

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