Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Telemeter]

That's what prison is for, keeping felonious reprobates like Ralph out of polite society. His efforts to get there however, have been mostly unsuccessful. Try harder Ralph.

Nah, despite how loud and obnoxious he is, Ralph is mostly harmless, physically speaking, if this was the 50s he would have already been sent to the loony bin to get some nice shock therapy for a few months until he sobered up and mellowed out.

 

[State Champ]

I've seen this brought up before. When did this happen?

Vegas Trip 3 or 4.

Most likely it was angina pectoris based on Ralph's description of the medication and the fact that it's highly unlikely that someone Ralph's age would have an actual heart attack

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I don't think I have ever seen a man so drunk before.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Vegas Trip 3 or 4.

Most likely it was angina pectoris based on Ralph's description of the medication and the fact that it's highly unlikely that someone Ralph's age would have an actual heart attack

ANAD, but I would think an actual heart attack would mean a extended hospital stay. They need to survey what damage happened, and at least try to fix what caused the heart attack in the first place.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Don’t talk yourself up too much Gator. You spent 20 hours a week or some shit on the Killstream.

to be fair that is 1 out of 7.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Vegas Trip 3 or 4.

Most likely it was angina pectoris based on Ralph's description of the medication and the fact that it's highly unlikely that someone Ralph's age would have an actual heart attack

Dick Cheney had his first heart attack at 37.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

ANAD, but I would think an actual heart attack would mean a extended hospital stay. They need to survey what damage happened, and at least try to fix what caused the heart attack in the first place.

You would be surprised, If caught early Heart Attacks are not nearly the threat they used to be, I know of a Guy who had a heart attack whose type was called the Widowmaker that 20 years ago had a 99% death rate..and he was out of the hospital in a week.

 

[Mikoyan]

Dick Cheney had his first heart attack at 37.

It's totally possible but it requires a really bad roll of the dice on your ticker. He rolled a one more or less.

 

[Goofy Logic]

You would be surprised, If caught early Heart Attacks are not nearly the threat they used to be, I know of a Guy who had a heart attack whose type was called the Widowmaker that 20 years ago had a 99% death rate..and he was out of the hospital in a week.

Do we know how long Ralph was in hospital?

 

[oramge cat]

Ralph is calling himself an outlaw now? How delusional can one man get. Waiting for Red Dead Remption 3 where you star as the gunt living the outlaw life of gambling, whoring, and being a fat alcoholic shut in with a crossbow who screams at the internet and never pays taxes. Real outlaw style there,

Jim really broke his Ralphamale ego and Gunt is doubling down for a rebranding with his claims of “outlaw” status. And his paypigs who live vicariously through Ralph will eat it up

Hits from the soundtrack include "Fat's the way it is", "See the bruises in your eyes" and "Cruel, cruel Portugal".

 

[State Champ]

Do we know how long Ralph was in hospital?

Not really, but it was a matter of hours, not days

 

[NSA]

You would be surprised, If caught early Heart Attacks are not nearly the threat they used to be, I know of a Guy who had a heart attack whose type was called the Widowmaker that 20 years ago had a 99% death rate..and he was out of the hospital in a week.

I know someone who had a widow-maker heart attack last year (a 100% blockage). He had it at home while asleep and not only survived, but has no damage at all to his heart. The doctor said people like him would normally die in their sleep. I suspect he survived because he's in really good shape and only around 50.

Gunt definitely had a minor heart event, but with his poor health and lifestyle he will be feeding the corn sooner than later.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Not really, but it was a matter of hours, not days

Then that lends credence to it just being chest pains. They wouldn't discharge someone they think is on the verge of keeling over.

 

[The First Fag]

What job would you hire this 5'-1" manlet for?

Everyone is hiring right now. Come on, employers, step up, here's the resume:
-5'-1" tall
-350 lbs
-75 IQ
-At least 1 heart attack
-At least 1 shart attack
-Always drunk
-Always on drugs
-Flies into blind rage
-From the south LMAO
-Sex pest
-Felon
-Gunt

You can't employ this wigger, big guy. You can't employ him for the same reason you can't hire a nigger from the ghetto. Because you don't want your shit stolen and customers molested. Gunt is an entrepreneur by necessity, just like Jerome the crack dealer.

The weight is off. You missed a couple of zeroes.

 

[MeltyTW]

The problem with his show is that he streams so often that it's impossible to not run out of material to talk about plus the Killstream has no fucking identity.

Why is it called Killstream? What is the Killstream about? Is the Killstream about Ethan Ralph? Who is Ethan Ralph and why does his opinions on anything matter? Why would you want to listen to the Killstream and not other podcasts?

You know I never really thought about how stupid the name is, its just the word kill and stream, the ded stream, the death stream, the stab stream so stupid, even the awesome stream would be less juvenile a name, also we need a kiwistream in the same time slot to fuck with hum lol

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know I never really thought about how stupid the name is, its just the word kill and stream, the ded stream, the death stream, the stab stream so stupid, even the awesome stream would be less juvenile a name, also we need a kiwistream in the same time slot to fuck with hum lol

Killstream as in “Watch this dumb motherfucker kill every chance he ever had at a decent life.” So far it lives up to the marketing.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

You know I never really thought about how stupid the name is, its just the word kill and stream, the ded stream, the death stream, the stab stream so stupid, even the awesome stream would be less juvenile a name, also we need a kiwistream in the same time slot to fuck with hum lol

I'm gonna have to disagree. Look how many platforms have killed his stream. YouTube, Stream.me, DLive and soon Cozy.

 

[Mikoyan]

You know I never really thought about how stupid the name is, its just the word kill and stream, the ded stream, the death stream, the stab stream so stupid, even the awesome stream would be less juvenile a name, also we need a kiwistream in the same time slot to fuck with hum lol

I always thought it was a reference to the Pac Man "Killscreen" like you're at the end of the internet or something.

But that's probably putting more brainpower into it than gunt has.

 

[Image Reactions]

Gunt’s twitter engagement is like watching a fucking tumbleweed go by.

I guess when you block all but 4 Gunt guards that’s going to happen.

 

[MeltyTW]

Gunt’s twitter engagement is like watching a fucking tumbleweed go.

I guess when you block all but 4 Gunt guards that’s going to happen.

3 gunt guards and his sock

I always thought it was a reference to the Pac Man "Killscreen" like you're at the end of the internet or something.

But that's probably putting more brainpower into it than gunt has.

I think he just thought kill sounded cool and didn't have another word besides stream, I'm loving thinking of alt timelines that could have happened, the doom stream, the annihilation stream, the let's fucking go stream, the killed retort, the death stream, the fuck wu hour, the punch stream, the kick stream, brutal stream, the edgy stream, the combat retort, fight kkklub the dueling stream the grueling hour