Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

I'd honestly like a good work up on his drug use, even in passing shitty funny pharms can fuck you up, we all know he smokes weed but given his spending habits and connections I have to believe that it's not always just weed and bulked with other stuff or adulterated in some way, he occasionally acts like a Spice user on stream.

I imagine mixing booze with pills, and even the sleeping meds, is playing hell with his liver.

 

[PillCosby]

That or malnutrition will be the game. I suspect he already is choosing booze over food when gets money

Yeah- it’s amazing how much harder it gets to have 3 beers by your mid 30s if you’re not eating properly and getting enough sleep. Then again, i can’t drink at night because I have responsibilities the next day.

 

[chimpSculpture]

gotta be vaccinated. Not sure about other stuff (two week quarantines) but they are crazy serious about that one.

Guess what changed today hahahaha yesssth

But in all seriousness, it's not going to happen. Maybe if he had behaved better over the last year or so. There's no way his father is going to shell out 1,000 or so dollars for a round-trip from Casper to Heathrow.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Papa Clint just bought a 66 Mustang. Bet the thought of going on vacation with Josh made him think of his good years before having a wreck of a son to take care of. Could you imagine having to chaperone Josh on a trip, including a long-ass plane ride, and sleeping in the same room as him.

Clint probably said something like how it'd be cool to go there after one of cobes rants about Big Ben. And of course Josh spun that to mean they're going on vacation there next month.

Would be interesting though. He'd most likely be forced to go multiple days without binging on booze. Has he even gone more than a couple days that we know of?

 

[VeronicaDunham]

Papa Clint just bought a 66 Mustang. Bet the thought of going on vacation with Josh made him think of his good years before having a wreck of a son to take care of. Could you imagine having to chaperone Josh on a trip, including a long-ass plane ride, and sleeping in the same room as him.

Clint probably said something like how it'd be cool to go there after one of cobes rants about Big Ben. And of course Josh spun that to mean they're going on vacation there next month.

Would be interesting though. He'd most likely be forced to go multiple days without binging on booze. Has he even gone more than a couple days that we know of?

One of the channel guys used to post calendars on Reddit of Cobra's drinking habits of that prior month. I feel like the biggest stretch of alcohol sobriety I've seen on those was like... 2 days tops maybe?

 

[TomBradysVagina]

One of the channel guys used to post calendars on Reddit of Cobra's drinking habits of that prior month. I feel like the biggest stretch of alcohol sobriety I've seen on those was like... 2 days tops maybe?

Yeah, I remember seeing one a couple weeks ago and that's why i guessed a couple days. And that's only what they either saw on camera or he talked about on fb. So it could be even less. Damn, having gone through alcohol withdrawals really bad when I was his age...he's is gonna be in for a hell of a time.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Would be interesting though. He'd most likely be forced to go multiple days without binging on booze. Has he even gone more than a couple days that we know of?

If he does come to the UK he'll be a abit lost when it comes to cost you certainly find cheep booze Captain Morgan 70cl can be found for £13 if you go to Supermarkets, but we don't have as many flavored booze options or small bottle options as easily available (they are there just not in super markets or a lot of Offlicences) what we do have is cheep Cider and it's as bad as you'd think fizzy crap that's never been near a real apple that's sickly sweet 2 and 3ltr bottles for a few quid - Oddly I'd be intrested to see what thinks of Cheep UK booze.

Damn, having gone through alcohol withdrawals really bad when I was his age...he's is gonna be in for a hell of a time.

Yea it's a nasty thing to have, what got me through was lots of tea and energy drinks and salty snack foods and staying in a darkened room.
I don't think Cobes has the fortitude to do it without assistance or confinement by people to enforce him drying out, I can see him getting that help through Clint staying sober for a while and then falling back into drinking through a mix of Isolation and Depression.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

If he does come to the UK he'll be a abit lost when it comes to cost you certainly find cheep booze Captain Morgan 70cl can be found for £13 if you go to Supermarkets, but we don't have as many flavored booze options or small bottle options as easily available (they are there just not in super markets or a lot of Offlicences) what we do have is cheep Cider and it's as bad as you'd think fizzy crap that's never been near a real apple that's sickly sweet 2 and 3ltr bottles for a few quid - Oddly I'd be intrested to see what thinks of Cheep UK booze.



Yea it's a nasty thing to have, what got me through was lots of tea and energy drinks and salty snack foods and staying in a darkened room.
I don't think Cobes has the fortitude to do it without assistance or confinement by people to enforce him drying out, I can see him getting that help through Clint staying sober for a while and then falling back into drinking through a mix of Isolation and Depression.

Cobes needs to be introduced to White Ace…

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Cobes needs to be introduced to White Ace…

Frosty Jacks and Blackcurrent - fuck me toobs my jeans have turned purple.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Frosty Jacks and Blackcurrent - fuck me toobs my jeans have turned purple.

He would fall in love with the strong ciders. I hate to say it but he would probably feel at home swigging strong cider near the bus stop with all the other angsty ‘teens’ and jakeys

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He would fall in love with the strong ciders. I hate to say it but he would probably feel at home swigging strong cider near the bus stop with all the other angsty ‘teens’ and jakeys

Oh god I've now got a mental image of cobes somehow finding his way to a "urban" area and trying to look cool to the locals and ending up getting shanked or beaten up for acting like a tard.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Papa Clint just bought a 66 Mustang. Bet the thought of going on vacation with Josh made him think of his good years before having a wreck of a son to take care of. Could you imagine having to chaperone Josh on a trip, including a long-ass plane ride, and sleeping in the same room as him.

Clint probably said something like how it'd be cool to go there after one of cobes rants about Big Ben. And of course Josh spun that to mean they're going on vacation there next month.

Would be interesting though. He'd most likely be forced to go multiple days without binging on booze. Has he even gone more than a couple days that we know of?

Yeah in one of the Snakebones shows, they conclude that he can go a few days without alcohol "and be in an awful mood, but not in any medical danger" and thus not technically an alcoholic. That's also where the "I don't need alcohol to have a good time, dood!" thing comes from; there are some times he's forced to go entire days without alcohol and can "manage" it fine. Like a pouty, shitty baby, but otherwise fine.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Yeah in one of the Snakebones shows, they conclude that he can go a few days without alcohol "and be in an awful mood, but not in any medical danger" and thus not technically an alcoholic. That's also where the "I don't need alcohol to have a good time, dood!" thing comes from; there are some times he's forced to go entire days without alcohol and can "manage" it fine. Like a pouty, shitty baby, but otherwise fine.

Getting booze on the trip is no problem. I used to fly to UK from US regularly and you can get smashed the entire time. Airports are the only place you can drink at any hour and no one cares. You pay a small fortune but it’s there. On the plane, you can get drinks but you won’t be able to get blackout — just toasty. Cobes looks and probably smells like a problem, so the flight crew would be watching his goofy ass.

Once he lands, well it’s the UK, there will be a pub nearby or a corner shop with Mountain Dew and cheap booze. All joking aside, I found it easier to be an alcoholic in the UK (least northern England) then in US. No pesky days like Sunday where cannot buy booze.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

Yeah, I remember seeing one a couple weeks ago and that's why i guessed a couple days. And that's only what they either saw on camera or he talked about on fb. So it could be even less. Damn, having gone through alcohol withdrawals really bad when I was his age...he's is gonna be in for a hell of a time.

Oh god I've now got a mental image of cobes somehow finding his way to a "urban" area and trying to look cool to the locals and ending up getting shanked or beaten up for acting like a tard.

Circle of Protection, baybee. He'll be fine. Remember he's not just a wizard or a warlock; He's something much more powerful...

Real talk though yeah I couldn't imagine him trying to interact with someone while being such a vagrant.

 

[Taint_fairy]

Any one else see the resembles to Jord and the classic lolcow called Gorgeous George? I mean they both got egotistical, narcissistic vibes, etc. link
George may be some kind of forshadowing to cobras future(?)

 

[Hengeyokai]

Frosty Jacks and Blackcurrent - fuck me toobs my jeans have turned purple.

You're both forgetting the truly quintessential Cobes tipple: caffeinated booze. AFAIK he's unable to get it in the US after an FDA ban. Dragon Soop is probably the most cobes drink imaginable. That or Bucky.

 

[Stornoway]

Any one else see the resembles to Jord and the classic lolcow called Gorgeous George? I mean they both got egotistical, narcissistic vibes, etc. link
George may be some kind of forshadowing to cobras future(?)

GG is still homeless after losing his house back in 2018. Every now and then he gets a room at a Motel and streams. He did another Gorgeous George Show not too long ago, i think a month or two back. Kevin Kravitz and everything.

Last i heard he is rooming every now and then with a guy that is not allowed near schools but haven't been able to confirm. Still doing doordash for tips, of that i'm sure.

 

[Taint_fairy]

Yea, I saw some of that video. Those dudes are really getting old lol

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Someone commissioned another Danny Filth video—this time addressed to Warlord—and Cobra’s knuckles are bloodied, but don’t let that fool you; he found it really funny!

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Someone commissioned another Danny Filth video—this time addressed to Warlord—and Cobra’s knuckles are bloodied,

but don’t let that fool you; he found it really funny!

Awe man, that laugh. It reminds me of what that guy on the spectrum said on seizure robots podcast. That they'll mimick behavior but it wouldn't come across as genuine or something. Josh's logic was most likely, the harder I laugh the more they'll believe I'm not mad.

Probably doesn't help that It also looks like this cameo was one of the first Dani Filth did that day, he seems more high energy and put more effort in the sign off for this cameo. Calling Alex a man, saying "your fiend" and "stay filthy". While he seemed low energy in Josh's.