Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

It really does amaze me how Lou's reaction to realizing he had misplaced a laptop was to immediately start grifting on Twitter while sitting in his room filled with a fucking ludicrous amount of technology.

Way to go Lou, you're truly reaching CWC levels of lunacy here.

I mean, that's kinda his reaction to everything. Pet dies? Grift. Misplaced laptop? Grift. Ouchie on his foot? Grift. Friend tells him he's a piece of shit and a terrible friend? Grift. Sniffles? Grift.

In b4 Lou's next post is grifting for money to buy a flash drive and external HD after reading his own thread for the thousandth time today.

Maybe. Would something like a flash drive or EHD feed into his retail addiction? They aren't exactly "fun" devices.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In b4 Lou's next post is grifting for money to buy a flash drive and external HD after reading his own thread for the thousandth time today.

He just grifted an external recently and it was FOR PICTURE STORAGE. He was grifting for that along with the computer and everyone was wondering why

 

[Lurk]

Maybe. Would something like a flash drive or EHD feed into his retail addiction? They aren't exactly "fun" devices.

They absolutely would feed into his addiction - I'm certain he's already grifted for both items in the past, an EHD for sure. This fat lard has used lettuce and tomatoes to grift before, he ain't gonna have a problem doing it for a flash drive and EHD. The money won't go towards either item anyway - its for more tiddy-crotch "art".

 

[ten dollars off]

They absolutely would feed into his addiction - I'm certain he's already grifted for both items in the past, an EHD for sure. This fat lard has used lettuce and tomatoes to grift before, he ain't gonna have a problem doing it for a flash drive and EHD. The money won't go towards either item anyway - its for more tiddy-crotch "art".

At least it's tiddy-crotch art, and not the reverse: chest pussies.

 

[Solid Snek]

Looks like Lou can't handle transparency:

Remember, Lou: Kiwi Kulture is an invention of the Alt-Left. There is no such thing as kiwi kulture; only consequences for your actions.

P.S. I'm definitely not one of your longtime trans followers, and I definitely won't be taking screenshots of every lie you Tweet, posting them all for the world to see, the moment you think it's safe.


(also, ANNOUNCEMENT TIME from the EXTENDED LOUNAVERSE:

Spoiler

Chara and I have decided to close the PnictogenWing. From now on, PnictogenAnnex (managed by Kris Dreemur and Astolfo) will be the system's main Twitter account. Please update your follows accordingly.
~ Snek

https://archive.md/6U51F

)

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I know this was pages ago but I'm finally catching up on the Louniverse this morning and I actually gagged a little at that pic of his fan. He either straight up vomited into it or he's been tenderizing his floppy meatball sub in that direction, then emptying the vacuum cleaner bag into it to hide the crime scene from Inspector Denise.

 

[The Dude]

I know this was pages ago but I'm finally catching up on the Louniverse this morning and I actually gagged a little at that pic of his fan. He either straight up vomited into it or he's been tenderizing his floppy meatball sub in that direction, then emptying the vacuum cleaner bag into it to hide the crime scene from Inspector Denise.

I think the Fan of Horrors is due to pet fur and dander, the general filthiness of Louie's room with all the dust and grime that entails, and Louie's own dead skin, hair, and dandruff sloughing off his disgusting body since he never fucking bathes. And that fan has likely never been cleaned out the entire time Louie's owned it.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think the Fan of Horrors is due to pet fur and dander, the general filthiness of Louie's room with all the dust and grime that entails, and Louie's own dead skin, hair, and dandruff sloughing off his disgusting body since he never fucking bathes. And that fan has likely never been cleaned out the entire time Louie's owned it.

I was going to post about the Resident Evil Fan earlier, but decided not to. It's incredibly depressing, and as someone who has had experience with several horror fans, including some left neglected in storage for years, and ones that were operating continuously in groady work environments, I can say that Lou's REvil Fan is by far the worst condition I've ever seen.

He could at least run a damp paper towel along it, surely...? Even a minimal effort, ten second swipe would be better than nothing.

 

[unidentified code]

Unlocked and DFE. Doesn't stop him from begging, though.

Ace on Twitter: "hey guys I'm locked down but could anyone maybe spar…

archived 11 Feb 2022 19:00:59 UTC

archive.li

Spoiler: He retweeted this person's commission post, horrifying.

Sketches ranging from $35-45, simple shades being either $50 or $60, and then soft shades being either $65 or $75. Wonder if he'll commission a piece with the money he grifted.

Spoiler: Meanwhile, Pidmon.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

what the fuck does this word salad mean? aside from "gib me moniez 2 buy expensive takeout I can't afford" I mean

 

[Iron Hamster]

what the fuck does this word salad mean? aside from "gib me moniez 2 buy expensive takeout I can't afford" I mean

interesting that he jumped on the 'blindness' train after seeing fattz try it.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

what the fuck does this word salad mean? aside from "gib me moniez 2 buy expensive takeout I can't afford" I mean

"i didn't realise it was 2 weeks until i needed to pay rent and i spent my money on frivolous shit so pay me $500"

 

[Solid Snek]

Spoiler: Meanwhile, Pidmon.

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What the fuck does "time blindness" mean?

"Due to time blindness (and a marker of when in a fortnight i am being missing) i do not actually know if i have enough for rent this week"?


-edit- looked it up; it's some ADHD, mental health munchie thing: https://neurodivergentmagic.com/what-is-time-blindness/ tl;dr it means you're crap at meeting deadlines or making longterm plans, and blame this on an inability to understand the passage of time.

I'd think that "not knowing if you have enough to cover rent" is less of a time awareness issue, and more of a "checking your bank account / having enough willpower to not blow your money on porn" thing, But what do I know?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou is down to 37 tweets, mostly retweets. I wonder what provoked this latest DFE.

The good news is that you don't have to give him only what he asks for. You can always give more. (nothing is ever mandatory)

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1492162434869919744 | https://archive.ph/wip/xi5cT

Meanwhile, this happened:

https://twitter.com/moonchicken5/status/1491966502786027523 | https://archive.ph/wip/Rqnuq

 

[PBJ Sucks]

So, is he gonna acknowledge unfairly accusing Denise of theft publicly? I mean, it's a pretty serious statement, that a valuable disappeared and questioning it will have you out on the streets.

Again may I point out that I take literally hundreds of pics of my beloved cats/dog/family children? I do so with my phone. A curious insinuation with this recent grift is that he must have a camera in addition to the rest of his stuff, which I doubt is true. If he has pics that are only on his computer what is he taking them on? If it's with his phone, they're on his phone and not lost. Unless he has an unusual and careless habit of moving them to the computer, deleting them then not backing them up.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

So, is he gonna acknowledge unfairly accusing Denise of theft publicly? I mean, it's a pretty serious statement, that a valuable disappeared and questioning it will have you out on the streets.

It's all just too much. He misplaces his laptop and tells everyone on Twitter that his mother stole it but he can't accuse her or she'll kick him out and he'll starve and die. Then he finds it on a shelf and it's back to furryposting and vapid Tellonym answers as if nothing had happened.

Denise is a terrible, terrible person, but she doesn't deserve Lou.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I don't usually take pictures of my pets but the pictures I do take I make sure I can view on multiple devices. SEE ALSO: Micro SD Card in my ANDROID phone (my primary method since I can easily transfer what I want when I want), my computer's hard drive (usually never because of my aforementioned Android SD Card), and my Dropbox (this one I never use mainly due to my own laziness with uploading stuff to this platform),

EDIT: I do wonder, even though Denise is a bitch ass charity thief on her own, how does she come out on top even better than even Lou, puns unintended?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

So, is he gonna acknowledge unfairly accusing Denise of theft publicly? I mean, it's a pretty serious statement, that a valuable disappeared and questioning it will have you out on the streets.

Again may I point out that I take literally hundreds of pics of my beloved cats/dog/family children? I do so with my phone. A curious insinuation with this recent grift is that he must have a camera in addition to the rest of his stuff, which I doubt is true. If he has pics that are only on his computer what is he taking them on? If it's with his phone, they're on his phone and not lost. Unless he has an unusual and careless habit of moving them to the computer, deleting them then not backing them up.

1. He's going to memory hole his accusations.
2. There's no reason to believe he isn't changing phones in a similar rate to his other shinies. Even until recently he was flip-flopping - but mostly flopping like the beached whale he is - between Apple and Android.
3. Despite owning more devices than a small company he's a complete boomer when it comes to anything tech and there's no way he's got back-ups of his shit.

That aside, a small suggestion.

Spoiler

I don't think we're going to get custom stickers for a single thread, so here's two "reaction images".

Lounacy:


Advanced Lounacy:

 

[Solid Snek]

So, as previously mentioned, Lou reopened his Twitter, but not before DFEing. The only stuff left unmemoryholed are a handful of RTs - every picture of his room, gone. Every mention of the laptop, gone. Every mention of the cat even, gone. That $30 he got to buy a new laptop even though he had several and found the missing Porn 'top on a shelf? Probably spent, who knows. If you were the guy who sent it to Lou, hope you asked for the money back yesterday.

All is gone, but the Will to Power continues to struggle forward, lurching on diabetic legs towards Lou's glorious future. First, some posts about Pennsylvania, which is WHERE LOU LIVES, YINZ GUYS:

https://archive.md/aPSAo https://archive.md/1rVt9

And then, a post about atheism, sound science, and the sober, disciplined practice of empirical rationalism:

https://archive.md/Q1jnd

Yes, Lou, that is a bad omen. A terrible omen, in fact. You might as well lie in bed all day and cry now. Good luck!

 

[Lurk]

Meanwhile, this happened:

https://twitter.com/moonchicken5/status/1491966502786027523 | https://archive.ph/wip/Rqnuq

A comment that has appeared in response:

https://archive.is/wip/Vqssr

Is this the same account that has tweeted about Lou before, perhaps even the same username as the person who shows up and shouts at Denise over Facebook? The monthly stipend thing is interesting - what could this be, or do they just mean the tugboat we all suspect he gets?