Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan Ralph takes his battlefield strategy from MovieBob “No such thing as bad tactics, just bad targets” Chipman.

All this faggy flagging shit just shows how much Ethan is projecting when he accuses others of being pussies, bitches, and gripped by fear. No wonder he has to fill himself with liquor and drugs every day just to tolerate being Ethan Ralph. I’d have to eat a bullet if I knew I’d done half as much gay shit as Ethan does on a regular basis.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Flamenco had Kaya Orsan of "The Official Podcast" on his stream today to talk about the Ethan Ralph v. Metokur stream, it was a light summarization of recent Ralph events. However that normie podcast has a relatively large audience and Kaya is usually one to bring up things from this sphere to the show. So we might get a mention about it on that podcast and Ralphs fame may spread a bit.

Karl of WATP on Guntguard Watch.
Come on you clubfooted faggot you know doing a Killstream episode would be funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Karl of WATP on Guntguard Watch.
Come on you clubfooted faggot you know doing a Killstream episode would be funny.

Karl is butt buddies with Dax Herrera. I don’t think he’d feature a show that his homeboy has been co-host of and is on the record as approving of.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Karl is butt buddies with Dax Herrera. I don’t think he’d feature a show that his homeboy has been co-host of and is on the record as approving of.

Considering he had to bend over backwards to use a Drew and Mike clip for Cringe of the Week you're absolutely right. I know it'll never happen but I can dream.
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[Lorne Armstrong]

He's going to get those fangs pulled if he continues gunting out at the current level.

I’m looking forward to it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ethan Ralph takes his battlefield strategy from MovieBob “No such thing as bad tactics, just bad targets” Chipman.

All this faggy flagging shit just shows how much Ethan is projecting when he accuses others of being pussies, bitches, and gripped by fear. No wonder he has to fill himself with liquor and drugs every day just to tolerate being Ethan Ralph. I’d have to eat a bullet if I knew I’d done half as much gay shit as Ethan does on a regular basis.

Ralph would only eat a bullet if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Yep, 100% agree, and I'm pretty sure if you have a blue checkmark on Twitter they take your reporting more seriously and are more likely to take action against the account you flagged. Given how thin-skinned Ralph is and how he seems to know everything everyone says about him immediately after it's said he 100% has Google Alerts on his name and instantly seethes and flags people's Twitter accounts.

Hell every time he accidentally shows his browser on screen he has like 5 Twitter tabs open, I don't doubt this is him reacting to alerts and flagging people or keeping an eye out for content he thinks he can flag.

Aaaaand now I’m suspended on Twitter too.

Edit: Account “locked” for a week

 

[Hazel Motes]

Aaaaand now I’m suspended on Twitter too.

Gawd's plan, aaalog

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Aaaaand now I’m suspended on Twitter too.

His tension and anger has been building up all day. It's Pizza Day (even though apparently now Josh eats pizza on sunday...)
The anticipation of having to listen to his arch nemesis talk about his dismantling by Jim is too much for any one piggy to bear.
And he HAS to listen to it. Both because he's a masochist (his affinity for cuckold porn, in mind), but also because he needs all of that seething it creates to keep him going, so as to not fall into depression and weakness when the anger and adrenaline wears off.
Anger is probably the main "drug" he's addicted to, honestly. He wouldn't know what to do with himself without constantly being whipped forward by anger, and the desire to see his enemies dead in the ground so he can "piss on their graves". If everyone of them dropped dead tomorrow he'd curl up in a corner of his crack shack and die from apathy and thirst.
His life is hell. Thankfully, it couldn't be me.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

His tension and anger has been building up all day. It's Pizza Day (even though apparently now Josh eats pizza on sunday...)
The anticipation of having to listen to his arch nemesis talk about his dismantling by Jim is too much for any one piggy to bear.
And he HAS to listen to it. Both because he's a masochist (his affinity for cuckold porn, in mind), but also because he needs all of that seething it creates to keep him going, so as to not fall into depression and weakness when the anger and adrenaline wears off.
His life is hell. Thankfully, it couldn't be me.

what does this mean? Is there a MATI today?

 

[thismanlies]

Yep, 100% agree, and I'm pretty sure if you have a blue checkmark on Twitter they take your reporting more seriously and are more likely to take action against the account you flagged. Given how thin-skinned Ralph is and how he seems to know everything everyone says about him immediately after it's said he 100% has Google Alerts on his name and instantly seethes and flags people's Twitter accounts.

Hell every time he accidentally shows his browser on screen he has like 5 Twitter tabs open, I don't doubt this is him reacting to alerts and flagging people or keeping an eye out for content he thinks he can flag.

Boy, Ethan Oliver Ralph sure is a thin-skinned faggot who can't handle people poking fun at him on the Internet. Ethan Oliver Ralph is such a pussy that he has Google alerts set up for his name so he's instantly alerted every time someone says "Ethan Oliver Ralph can't talk about Adrienne Blair and Faith Vickers because the United States court system has legally deemed him their personal foot stool and a sex offender." I'd tell Ethan Oliver Ralph to check himself into rehab, but he's probably so dependent on alcohol at this point that detoxing would kill him. So all I can say is squeal, Ethan Oliver Ralph, as people throw corn cobs on your front lawn and shake pill bottles at you. Squeal, Ethan Oliver Ralph, because I know Google Alerts will ping you the moment this pile of autistic excrement gets posted online.

 

[The New Downhill Legend]

I think we're back on the 'building back up BAYBEE' arch again. Ralph traded in his smug (for the moment) to try and commit to not losing his pigfeed and roof over his barn. As far as I can tell, he has completely stopped his angry march to dox and fuck with Gator, Jim or whoever else made him reminded him what he's done. Credit where credit is due, good for him. I think going over that line would've meant the end of Ethan.

All harvests must come to an end. This was the most plentiful on record, after all. The fields must be plowed and be made ready for the next harvest. As sure as a pig loves shit, Ralph will be back to smug drinking and xanaxberries when he feels the tiniest victory in his sektor. We'll be back into the harvest season. The cycle will continue.

 

[Savage Randy]

Karl is butt buddies with Dax Herrera. I don’t think he’d feature a show that his homeboy has been co-host of and is on the record as approving of.

Yup. I remember him covering his ass on this stance buy calling Ralph "my buddy Ralph". A few times on his podcasts. Once was on the Chris Chan patron episode. I'm not too worried about it since Karl puts out good content regardless of his take on the Gunt.

 

[Punished Brent]

I can’t believe he would turn into another person trying to smugly repeat Jim’s name on stream.

 

[Christorian X]

His tension and anger has been building up all day. It's Pizza Day (even though apparently now Josh eats pizza on sunday...)
The anticipation of having to listen to his arch nemesis talk about his dismantling by Jim is too much for any one piggy to bear.
And he HAS to listen to it. Both because he's a masochist (his affinity for cuckold porn, in mind), but also because he needs all of that seething it creates to keep him going, so as to not fall into depression and weakness when the anger and adrenaline wears off.
Anger is probably the main "drug" he's addicted to, honestly. He wouldn't know what to do with himself without constantly being whipped forward by anger, and the desire to see his enemies dead in the ground so he can "piss on their graves". If everyone of them dropped dead tomorrow he'd curl up in a corner of his crack shack and die from apathy and thirst.
His life is hell. Thankfully, it couldn't be me.

Not only a MATI guaranteed to discuss the Jim destruction, but the Bowling Wedding. On top of which, Kino Casino is going to do the same thing and has also invited Mr. and Mrs. Vickers on tonight along with lauching their own version of the Killstream called Kinodrome where they will host their own debates.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I think we're back on the 'building back up BAYBEE' arch again. Ralph traded in his smug (for the moment) to try and commit to not losing his pigfeed and roof over his barn. As far as I can tell, he has completely stopped his angry march to dox and fuck with Gator, Jim or whoever else made him reminded him what he's done. Credit where credit is due, good for him. I think going over that line would've meant the end of Ethan.

All harvests must come to an end. This was the most plentiful on record, after all. The fields must be plowed and be made ready for the next harvest. As sure as a pig loves shit, Ralph will be back to smug drinking and xanaxberries when he feels the tiniest victory in his sektor. We'll be back into the harvest season. The cycle will continue.

Rate me optimistic, but I don’t think he’s done spiraling. He’s still got Nick Fuentes, Mantsu, and Dick to alienate, most likely in that order.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Boy, Ethan Oliver Ralph sure is a thin-skinned faggot who can't handle people poking fun at him on the Internet. Ethan Oliver Ralph is such a pussy that he has Google alerts set up for his name so he's instantly alerted every time someone says "Ethan Oliver Ralph can't talk about Adrienne Blair and Faith Vickers because the United States court system has legally deemed him their personal foot stool and a sex offender." I'd tell Ethan Oliver Ralph to check himself into rehab, but he's probably so dependent on alcohol at this point that detoxing would kill him. So all I can say is squeal, Ethan Oliver Ralph, as people throw corn cobs on your front lawn and shake pill bottles at you. Squeal, Ethan Oliver Ralph, because I know Google Alerts will ping you the moment this pile of autistic excrement gets posted online.

Nice try, but he's so used to just being called "Gunt" that it's the main alert he has set up. Actually you probably pinged him with "thin-skinned faggot" too.

 

[The I Scream Man]

God damn this thread is a treasure, thank you Guntologists for your insight and excellent insults, this is definitely one of the most fun threads (and boards) on the Farms right now and it wouldn't be possible without you fine ladies and gents, and miscellaneous genders

 

[wilji1090]

How soon can we expect to see Jabba the Gunt start going after Flamenco and Metokur?

 

[thismanlies]

How soon can we expect to see Jabba the Gunt start going after Flamenco and Metokur?

Gunt already said he wants to go to Minnesota to visit Jim. Then again, Jim’s already said he’s going to keep the door shut and shout sooey until the cops show up. So I guess all Gunt can do is lick Jim’s doorknobs hoping to infect him with whatever gunted foulness he happens to be carrying.