Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[secretuser]

I sometimes have wondered if this bitch is trying to get a show on TV, something like my 600 pound life.
If she really wanted to lose weight she would have gotten a surgery by now.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber definitely wrote these answers in her sassy blacksona that she's adopted recently.

 

[Guardsman42]

So Hamber is now faking a person existing. Who is inspired possibly by hired help.

The 'Are you Coherent thing' makes me wonder if the hired help has legit had to ask her that question when she's struggling with oxygen levels or the like..or if she's on medication for god knows how much pain control.

 

[Kier Starmer]

That is clearly Amber's writing, you can tell because of her verbiage. Amber is basic and if you notice. All of those words Amber uses in sentence structures, Amber has a very limited vocabulary too. This is clearly her. Lame effort Amber but it's Amber who is lower effort than Chantal.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Nobody types in ALL CAPS unless they are trying to fake personalities here.
"GET TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" - golden opportunity to show how wipey is such a white knight badass woman..
I don't believe it's wipey (what person who talks like this)- its definitely Amberlynn Reid: the racist catfisher.
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"SEEMS LEGIT!!!1 THEY PEOPLE DO NEED JESUS!" my girlfriend, just now.

 

[Owlflaps]

Amber definitely wrote these answers in her sassy blacksona that she's adopted recently.

I'm surprised she didn't prop her new house negro up for February. It's black history month, Amber.

Show your wiper some solidarity!

 

[dollastoho]

Bed, Bath and Beyond Fat..

 

[Clown Baby]

So Amber admits she wasn't able to bathe back when everyone here knew she wasn't able to bathe. She's such a bad businesswoman. If she had been honest back then, she would have received support from all the fair weather haydurs who put down their pitchforks to applaud her during the Pink Dumbbells saga. Now it's too little too late, as are all the tactics she's going hard trying to get her views back up to what they once were.

Fucking hilarious that she actually gives some good gossip for once and no one really cares. I imagine it's because anyone who heard she couldn't bathe back when she was likely 600+ lbs was just like "yeah, and? no shit bro we've all seen my 600 lb life."

If she revealed some really good gossip, like say fully explaining the reasons for mattress in the living room, and the "urine cleaner" that was seen in the background of one of her videos in the gaycare around that time (and it wasn't pet odor cleaner, it said Urine Remover and had no animals on the bottle, so one can only assume it was meant to clean human urine) I think people would be more interested. My theory was always that the mattress was needed because she was pissing herself, or because she was unable to wipe and her 1 pair of pants smelled like urine, and the gays didn't want her sitting on their furniture with her piss stamp of a shelf ass.

Maybe it was seeing Chantal piss with the door open on livestream recently, not wipe, and then go right back to sitting on her kitchen rollie chair, but that really solidified for me that all these deathfats just stink like piss all the time, and anywhere they sit also smells like piss, on top of all the other smells.

 

[Twonkiebar]

Nobody types in ALL CAPS unless they are trying to fake personalities here.
"GET TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND!!!" - golden opportunity to show how wipey is such a white knight badass woman..
I don't believe it's wipey (what person who talks like this)- its definitely Amberlynn Reid: the racist catfisher.
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The caps is just because of the font. Agreed on this definitely being Amber, though.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

If she revealed some really good gossip, like say fully explaining the reasons for mattress in the living room, and the "urine cleaner" that was seen in the background of one of her videos in the gaycare around that time (and it wasn't pet odor cleaner, it said Urine Remover and had no animals on the bottle, so one can only assume it was meant to clean human urine) I think people would be more interested. My theory was always that the mattress was needed because she was pissing herself, or because she was unable to wipe and her 1 pair of pants smelled like urine, and the gays didn't want her sitting on their furniture with her piss stamp of a shelf ass.

What has she got left to reveal? The "I didn't shower during 2019" wasn't the breaking news she thought it was since anyone with eyes could see she was fucking filthy, and if she's banking on the big Wipey reveal bringing in the views and YT bux, she's sadly mistaken, since 1. It's been dragging on so long that NO ONE CARES!! and Wipey is boring as fuck, and 2. We know who Wipey is anyway!! What's she got left? Expurt Leygoes? Torreed hauls of more silky lingerie? Zzzzz.

Amber, have my first ever sHoW LaYyGs. Beside ditching your boring as fuck curator and recruiting a new Wiper In Chief, it's your only hope to get your channel off of life support.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

HER WOMAN IS GROWN!!!
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OK, AgnosticLynn,

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If this is a romantic relationship - and I'm not convinced it is - past relationships absolutely have everything to do with current relationships. Too bad you didn't major in psychology. And stop fucking using the word dynamic, Big Al. Just another perfectly good word you're running into the fucking ground.


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It was some kind of food. It's the only thing that gets Big Al out of the house. And we know Big Al is grown. She's grown 300 pounds in her time on YT.


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Now we know this is Big Al answering these idiotic questions. She's tried to make this claim before, that who she is on YT is not her in real life - except I am pretty sure at that time, she tried to claim she was more reserved in real life. Does anyone recall this? Something about "the real me", probably with a "you guys have to riihlize" leading into it.

I'm surprised she didn't prop her new house negro up for February. It's black history month, Amber.

Show your wiper some solidarity!

Back in the lives, she claimed the "gf" was teaching her so many things about black history. Like you, I'm surprised she hasn't busted out some of that, or gone into a BLM screed, or something.

So Amber admits she wasn't able to bathe back when everyone here knew she wasn't able to bathe. She's such a bad businesswoman. If she had been honest back then, she would have received support from all the fair weather haydurs who put down their pitchforks to applaud her during the Pink Dumbbells saga. Now it's too little too late, as are all the tactics she's going hard trying to get her views back up to what they once were.

This reminds me of some more shock collar words: seel and meer (for (window)sill and mirror, respectively).

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The most telling answer to this cockamamie Ask My Servant Anything was her favorite thing about Amber.

It wasn't her compassion, selflessness, fascinating mind, or depth of soul and spirit. No. Because Amber possesses none of those things, and more! Her "favorite thing" is Amber's piggy eyes. Her least favorite is her "emotionality" which is also super telling.

 

[Owlflaps]

Back in the lives, she claimed the "gf" was teaching her so many things about black history. Like you, I'm surprised she hasn't busted out some of that, or gone into a BLM screed, or something.

Grifter lives matter!

 

[FatalTater]

We all know Amber in real life isn't like she tries to show on youtube. That's what made Eric's videos so much fun when he would catch her being real, and him catching her being real probably caused her to threaten to snatch him bald-headed if he ever showed her like that again.

Amber tries to put on this prissy princess persona. She is a low-class deathfat, there's no way the façade isn't going to crack here and there. Plenty of reaction channels have already showed it, as anyone with eyes to see know what Amber is all about.

As for Wifey's q&a? She's either stupid or lying. Maybe both, even Becky was both. Water seeks it's own level after all.

 

[ADHD]

Amber definitely wrote these answers in her sassy blacksona that she's adopted recently.

So Hamber is now faking a person existing. Who is inspired possibly by hired help.

That is clearly Amber's writing, you can tell because of her verbiage. Amber is basic and if you notice. All of those words Amber uses in sentence structures, Amber has a very limited vocabulary too. This is clearly her.

Such haydurs, the lot of you! Can't you see WriterLynn is clearly developing a character for a new story she's writeeeeeen that will be amazeeen?

I'm surprised she didn't prop her new house negro up for February. It's black history month, Amber.

Amber's usual lack of virtue signaling is one of the only (very few) good things about her.

 

[C3PBRO]

lol this wasn't quite the challenge you made it out to be, was it Hamber? Wonder what that room smelled like.

Amber admitting being bed bound... I wonder if she argued with Becky and is trying to get ahead of the story in case Becky decides to spill tea?

...and if Becky was bringing her soapy water and a cloth... how... Amber's short lil' arms... there is no way she could reach!
Tell a better story, #Amberlynn. Did Becky bring the garden hose in from outside and rinse her off from across the room?

Mmyeah, we already know Becky was wiping down her chocolate button, but Amber's gonna act like she drew some arbitrary line at Becky sponge-bathing her assortment of tits? I think a half-truth was told here in an attempt to drum up attention/praise, but she still has (always will have) way too much of an ego to speak the full truth.

And you told us there was no tea to spill, Becky. Shame on you.

Amber's usual lack of virtue signaling is one of the only (very few) good things about her.

The most based thing Amberlynn ever said was that she's a lesbian, she doesn't like dick, that's her preference and she's allowed to have it. She did of course immediately ruin it by saying she's pansexual, because she's a moron and words mean nothing, apparently. But it was nice to see her rile up all the woke handmaidens in the chat.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I sometimes have wondered if this bitch is trying to get a show on TV, something like my 600 pound life.
If she really wanted to lose weight she would have gotten a surgery by now.

This has been discussed ad nauseam. Even recently, beginning about here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-11036224

TL;DR - She’s been contacted by producers in the past, they don’t want to deal with her, she doesn’t want to lose weight, blah blah blah.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

What has she got left to reveal? The "I didn't shower during 2019" wasn't the breaking news she thought it was since anyone with eyes could see she was fucking filthy, and if she's banking on the big Wipey reveal bringing in the views and YT bux, she's sadly mistaken, since 1. It's been dragging on so long that NO ONE CARES!! and Wipey is boring as fuck, and 2. We know who Wipey is anyway!! What's she got left? Expurt Leygoes? Torreed hauls of more silky lingerie? Zzzzz.

I think that there is very little to reveal that we already know or at least speculate. Amber is not some kind of evil mastermind, she is just a village idiot that thinks that we all want to have her best life ever. All we get now is confirmation of what we know. Anything else, we probably do not care.

She is no different than anyone else on MSHPL. She can't take care of herself, she is at an inch of a deadly infection or other horrible conditions. She is lazy, she hurts all the time, and still cannot stop eating for a second.

This has been discussed ad nauseam. Even recently, beginning about here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/post-11036224

TL;DR - She’s been contacted by producers in the past, they don’t want to deal with her, she doesn’t want to lose weight, blah blah blah.

I think she would love to be on one of those shows, but she is too high maintenance along with not having a compelling story. She is Gina, Lisa and countless other participants. As far as the producers, they have been there and not doing it again. 5 years ago, she might have been able to but not anymore.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The fact that most of the commentary community believes that is Jade typing, really shows they do not know Amber even Reddit is more clued in than these goons.

 

[dfranki723]

I'm sorry, why are her eyes* a feature worth mentioning? Her tiny little dead eyes floating in a circular sea of fat make this Arse Wiper melt?

Christ. The bar is set really low, isn't it Jade?