Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
I'm sorry, why are her eyes are a feature worth mentioning? Her tiny little dead eyes floating in a circular sea of fat make this Arse Wiper melt?

Christ. The bar is set really low, isn't it Jade?
yea it's weird, those are not an attractive feature of hers. I would even argue foodie boodie has way nicer eyes than Big Al. I feel this is also a giveaway that al wrote these "GF" responses, her eyes and hair are probably the only thing she realistically thinks are attractive about her.
 
So Amber admits she wasn't able to bathe back when everyone here knew she wasn't able to bathe. She's such a bad businesswoman. If she had been honest back then, she would have received support from all the fair weather haydurs who put down their pitchforks to applaud her during the Pink Dumbbells saga. Now it's too little too late, as are all the tactics she's going hard trying to get her views back up to what they once were.

Fucking hilarious that she actually gives some good gossip for once and no one really cares. I imagine it's because anyone who heard she couldn't bathe back when she was likely 600+ lbs was just like "yeah, and? no shit bro we've all seen my 600 lb life."

If she revealed some really good gossip, like say fully explaining the reasons for mattress in the living room, and the "urine cleaner" that was seen in the background of one of her videos in the gaycare around that time (and it wasn't pet odor cleaner, it said Urine Remover and had no animals on the bottle, so one can only assume it was meant to clean human urine) I think people would be more interested. My theory was always that the mattress was needed because she was pissing herself, or because she was unable to wipe and her 1 pair of pants smelled like urine, and the gays didn't want her sitting on their furniture with her piss stamp of a shelf ass.

Maybe it was seeing Chantal piss with the door open on livestream recently, not wipe, and then go right back to sitting on her kitchen rollie chair, but that really solidified for me that all these deathfats just stink like piss all the time, and anywhere they sit also smells like piss, on top of all the other smells.

So... Fat Albert was the Gaycare's "Shay..."

Nasty.
 
She’s been nonstop on Snapchat doing an anonymous ask. Here’s quite possibly the worst of it:

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The most telling answer to this cockamamie Ask My Servant Anything was her favorite thing about Amber.

It wasn't her compassion, selflessness, fascinating mind, or depth of soul and spirit. No. Because Amber possesses none of those things, and more! Her "favorite thing" is Amber's piggy eyes. Her least favorite is her "emotionality" which is also super telling.

I'm sorry, why are her eyes are a feature worth mentioning? Her tiny little dead eyes floating in a circular sea of fat make this Arse Wiper melt?

Christ. The bar is set really low, isn't it Jade?

yea it's weird, those are not an attractive feature of hers. I would even argue foodie boodie has way nicer eyes than Big Al. I feel this is also a giveaway that al wrote these "GF" responses, her eyes and hair are probably the only thing she realistically thinks are attractive about her.

Her eyes done been swallowed by her face fat. Big Al doesn't know how to define regular human emotions because she's a narc, so she picks physical attributes instead. AbPsych 101.


She’s been nonstop on Snapchat doing an anonymous ask. Here’s quite possibly the worst of it:

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LiarLynn. You ain't having sex, penetrative or no.

Here’s a few more for you gorls (I’m a mobile fag I’m so sorry for lack of spoiler cut)

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Just can't stop TrolLynn.

Amber done been a negro lover confirmed:


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I'm calling bullshit on this. There is no way, white bread Big Al.

her weight for feb 7th is 497.6 god....so her "100 days of weighing in" is almost half way through and she's lost what? 7 lbs ?

Or, as she would say, "almost 75 pounds, which is totes like 300!" if you a) set her beginning weight at her highest instead of the 504 she started the year with and b) buy for an instant 572.4 was her highest weight versus north of 600.

Remember when Amber was puffing and strutting about how she and Becky had sex ten times a week? Same thing, different dyke.

Nor, during that instant classic episode "Who's been wiping your ass?", that while Becky may be a carpet muncher extraordinaire, she wasn't with Big Al, but they "did everything else!"
 
Bolth cats are hanging around Fatty instead of hiding from her. Looks like Wipey's not fed them in a while, so they are hoping for food. Don't worry little ones, Fatty will soon be alone and dead. Then you'll have 600+ pounds to feed on and no one will even bother to look for her for months. Her rotting corpse will smell no worse than the unwashed hog does now.
 
Bolth cats are hanging around Fatty instead of hiding from her. Looks like Wipey's not fed them in a while, so they are hoping for food. Don't worry little ones, Fatty will soon be alone and dead. Then you'll have 600+ pounds to feed on and no one will even bother to look for her for months. Her rotting corpse will smell no worse than the unwashed hog does now.

Does make me wonder actually.

Some times when people who are hoarders etc die they are only discovered because their decomposing body leaks through the floor into the apartment below.

Hamber lives on the ground floor...so... uh. Exactly how will any one know she's dead?
 
Hamber lives on the ground floor...so... uh. Exactly how will any one know she's dead?
I'm sure the increased stench would alert other people in the apartment, plus our uber eats drivers who wonder why our gorl suddenly isn't ordering 3+ times a day anymore. When it comes to sex, our gorl's erogenous zones are located primarily on her tongue, sazzled and salted by a lifetime of shitty ass junk food. Could this hog be any more boreeeng?
 
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