Autism ahoy!
-Sammie opens the video by asking if she should mix the foil packet of deep conditioner directly into the bottle of developer because “it don’t say”.
It DO say, it’s on the paper in the box in multiple languages and they’re all labeled in numbered steps. This is going to go great.
-Oh god Sammie didn’t cut the end off the bottle after she mixed it up and Lucy just picked it up and was showing it to the camera. Gasses expand Sammie.
-She’s using splat hair color to make her hair red, arguably the worst of the box colors. Destroys the hair and also stains it, the color bleeds everywhere and fades quickly. Nice choice kween.
-Stops to hold her gut and admire her reflection “this child won’t stop moving”
-Sammie calls Lucy back into the bathroom because Lucy left at one point.
-Sammie is coloring her hair in a bathroom and I can’t hear background noise from a bathroom fan, always take your small children in a unventilated small place when coloring hair.
-She’s still confused on what to mix in “because it don’t say nothin about mixin it”.
They are labeled with NUMBERS.
-Stephanie did god’s work in the comments of the live and explained to Sammie that the conditioner is for after rinsing out the color.
-Stops the hair color mixing to eat Lucy’s donuts.
-“My husband misses me with red hair so I’m gonna give him what he wants”.
-She puts on the included shitty plastic gloves and finally realizes she needs to cut the end off the bottle.
-Lucy shows the camera a beaded bracelet. She’s fucking adorable. Bently is apparently in school.
-Sammie is now confused on how long the color is supposed to process because box color strains her neurons, Lucy keeps offering to color Sammie’s hair and she’d probably do a better job.
-Sammie goes to find a knife (??) to cut off the end of the hair color bottle and tells Lucy to talk to her live feed.
-Mama Bushart has been recruited to help with the color but tells Sammie to “rub it in real good”. This is going to look great.
-A cousin is doing her hair now. Still is saying to rub it in real good. It’s not shampoo or a deep conditioner.
-“Splat? I think that’s how you say it? Splat?” It’s five fucking letters Sammie.
-It’s done and all over her hair line. She takes this opportunity to make gross mouth noises and play with her tongue stud in front of the mirror.
-She eats more of Lucy’s donuts. They’re gone now.
-Video ends with Sammie wearing a towel around her shoulders saying she’s gonna go call her husband.