Post videos of people dying - Self explanatory really

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

lol

Spoiler: lol i

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Spoiler: lol ii

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Damn. I wish more pajeets threw themselves off the building.

 

[Cincinnatus]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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Retard, what did you think was gonna happen?

 

[Rotogravure]

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Someone didn't Stop. Drop. And Roll.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

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Damn that was sexy

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Carpet merchant decides to end it. Any Arab Kiwis able to translate desert tongue?

It's the shahada.

 

[round robin]

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Looks like he was trying to get into an elevator too, where he most certainly would have suffocated. Dude was clearly not smart.

 

[Lady Round Buns]

Someone didn't Stop. Drop. And Roll.

I was thinking the same, but I think the accelerant wouldn't let the flames be put out easily, right?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Retard, what did you think was gonna happen?

That's the issue: he didn't. Thankfully it solved itself pretty fast.

 

[Breadbassket]

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What I want to know is what caused the fire to be ignited? I know the person was stupid but did they put a lighter to the fluid immediately after pouring it?

 

[JamusActimus]

 

[Billy_Sama]

my new fav viddy ever
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its not someone dying but this is essentially a rekt thread anyway

it's the funniest scream i've ever heard
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I would be okay if there was a "post videos people hilariously hurting themselves" thread.
This video just gets better everytime I play it.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

my new fav viddy ever
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its not someone dying but this is essentially a rekt thread anyway

it's the funniest scream i've ever heard
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GOTTEM

 

[Baker Street]

I would be okay if there was a "post videos people hilariously hurting themselves" thread.
This video just gets better everytime I play it.

I joined KF to find an old Mouthy Buddha video "Epic Fails Bring Me Joy"

So I will ask in this thread if anyone has a copy to upload. It had a funny essay with hilarious accidents.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

More Chinese drivers. The first part shows the aftermath of a car hitting pedestrians and catching on fire. Later on there’s a motorcycle wedged between two cars with blood. Also an old man gets crushed by an inattentive woman.

Can’t upload a copy because of the ddos, but I will.

 

[Rub Her Ducky]

Carpet merchant decides to end it. Any Arab Kiwis able to translate desert tongue?
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Lmao Desert Tongue that's cute He is saying a Muslim/Islamic Testimony also called the Shahada. What you hear in the video is "La illaha illa Allahu. Mohammad rasul Allah" which translates to English as "There is no god but God. Muhammad is the Prophet of God." Happy to translate 'Desert tongue' for you

 

[Private Joker]

Lmao Desert Tongue that's cute He is saying a Muslim/Islamic Testimony also called the Shahada. What you hear in the video is "La illaha illa Allahu. Mohammad rasul Allah" which translates to English as "There is no god but God. Muhammad is the Prophet of God." Happy to translate 'Desert tongue' for you

I speak it too. "Mohammad Jihad. Mohammad Jihad Jihad Jihad. Mohammad Jihad Mohammad Jihad Mohammad Jihad Mohammad Jihad, Jihad? Jihad Mohammad."

It's an easy language to learn.

 

[grasshoppermustard]

Someone got taken by a great white here in Australia yesterday.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Someone got taken by a great white here in Australia yesterday. (Never posted media file before here so not sure how it's gonna go).
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Bruce eats Bruce.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Someone got taken by a great white here in Australia yesterday.
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This is the bit that gets me:

Chinese person, seeing man eaten by shark, completely indifferent. - Keeps on fishing.