Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Miss Andree]

"You know that classic 'Al Bundy sitting on the couch with his hand in his pants'? Well that's me, but now instead of ticking my hand in my waistband it inside my shirt.":

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Not the “euphoria boner”

Isnt it so weird how men don’t often talk about those pesky euphoria boners they get during their wedding ceremony? Or while accepting awards they worked hard for? Or winning an important sporting event? Or that embarrassing problem when they are just walking outside in the sunshine enjoying their life and they suddenly have to conceal their spontaneous erection?

It only seems to be these guys who experience mystical inner womanhood who deal with totally non-sexual (I swear!) erections. I wonder why that is?

 

[Noir drag freak]

So leave it to Nigerian and Pakistani women to point out that Transwomen aren’t women.

 

[Chandelier]

"You know that classic 'Al Bundy sitting on the couch with his hand in his pants'? Well that's me, but now instead of ticking my hand in my waistband it inside my shirt.":

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You manage to find absolute gold nuggets, my friend. The one that says he gets excited when he runs down the stairs holding his tits is just...fetishistic to the max. How many IRL do you know who do this? Who massage their breasts and giggle while doing it? I can only understand the breast massage if they are extremely sore due to pre-menstruation symptoms or breast feeding, but that's a physical issue. These males treat a garment most women don't like wearing as a validating garment.

These are all the comments they candidly admit to when cissies aren't looking.

Not the “euphoria boner”

Isnt it so weird how men don’t often talk about those pesky euphoria boners they get during their wedding ceremony? Or while accepting awards they worked hard for? Or winning an important sporting event? Or that embarrassing problem when they are just walking outside in the sunshine enjoying their life and they suddenly have to conceal their spontaneous erection?

It only seems to be these guys who experience mystical inner womanhood who deal with totally non-sexual (I swear!) erections. I wonder why that is?

It seems weird they get erections at inopportune times the same way teenage boys entering puberty do. It's almost as if their 'female puberty' is just female hormones fucking with their neurophysiology and feeding into their fetishistic fantasies.

How many men get excited wearing women's panties and wishing they had a vagina?

 

[Whatsup bud?]

Why is my mother more self-conscious about her hairline than a bunch of men trying to present as women? Buy a fucking wig, dude

 

[Prolego]

I know trannies aren't noted for their forethought and preparation, but this guy is something else. He seems to have thought that he could just pop out in his lunch hour and be blessed by the vagina fairy. Watch as reality slowly steps in.


https://twitter.com/AWereChicken (but he's otherwise pretty dull)

Lesbians, has anyone ever picked you up at a lesbian bar, come home with you, and then said "sorry, I thought you were a tranny"? Let's be honest, there are as many women in that imagianry bar as there are in the replies.

https://archive.fo/aEZHB

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Do Trans subreddits only exist to be honeypots? is not like cherry picking is needed, every single post on. r/transpassing looks like something that was posted for laughs, one after another,

 

[JavisFNF]

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What the fuck is the first pic trying to show? What is the length of his arms? Or rather his body? Is that body too big for the middle finger to reach the knees? I'm wheezing here kek 5/10 tranny ability

 

[tittyhead]

I'm wondering who stands up to shit?

Indians and mid-east types if the flyers in my uni toilets are to be believed.

 

[GloriousScarf]

Until this thread I never realised how gendered the eyes and eye area are. I can now expertly clock FtMs instantly. Granted this would be more useful in a world where they weren't all five foot four and instantly clockable by that alone.

 

[RealMuthaForYa]

Insane Britbong Troon India Willoboy has doxxed himself by showing his passport on Twitter (https://archive.ph/kRt3L). The mad, unemployable fucker doesn’t realise he’s displaying male pattern aggression by this demented display of petulance. Is it me or is his FFS face disintegrating?

Fraudsters start your engines…

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In other news, the #GirlsLikeUs are on a mass girly head tilt super thread , aided and abetted by my fave tranny Petrelli.

This is the state of masculinity 2022.

 

[Notorious AGP]

Do Trans subreddits only exist to be honeypots? is not like cherry picking is needed, every single post on. r/transpassing looks like something that was posted for laughs, one after another,

You almost have to cherry pick only the best of the best examples otherwise this thread would be like 3 million pages long. I see something worth sharing *every* time I browse trans social media. You don't have to dig for any of it. It's all right there in plain view.

Until this thread I never realised how gendered the eyes and eye area are. I can now expertly clock FtMs instantly. Granted this would be more useful in a world where they weren't all five foot four and instantly clockable by that alone.

Yup, I tend to focus on their eyes. I can't even put my finger on what it is. Seems like every TIF has those soft, innocent eyes.

 

[SaltyFanta]

The propensity of troons to be massive creeps really should be studied.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You don't have to dig for any of it. It's all right there in plain view

it couldn't be more literal. i'd actually tried the opposite and instead browsing to see how many of these look "decent"* and is like one or two every hundred posts, like finding a needle in a haystack.

Spoiler: *

by decent i don't even passing but someone who at least looks like they are putting honest effort and are halfway good at crossdressing, so not a super high bar.

Mental illness, i know, but you'd kinda expect browsing so many pictures of other ugly AGPs would be a little demoralizing for the blossoming troon and would maybe induce some form of self awareness before they too decide they want to take their picture and post it, i do not understand by any logic seeing these and finding it inspiring.

 

[Timotei Lindeanu]

Well I have been absent around this thread for some time so I decided to return with more bs I found on Instagram. First Schuyler Bailar doesn't shut the fuck up about trannies in sport and made this dumbass video about the subject.

Her argument is that trannies are not a big deal since they do not hold any world records or won any major competitions. This is a bs point since only in recent years we started them pop up around, of course at the moment they have won nothing, but give them one or two years and the troons are going to hold every place on the women category podium. I also found Schuyler's personal Instagram account, I swear to god I didn't make the header up he really calls herself like that

Also some relative of sorts, idk what type of relative but they share the same name and link Shuyler's website

He is also a swimmer like Schuyler, an actual good one it seems.
Looking around I also found another dumb Korean troon artist. Please welcome Sam Jungwoo Choi, a 22 year old "boy" (idk how you can still call yourself a boy after entering adulthood but trannies and pedophilia are a common mix at this point)

Just look at this "boy" and his beautiful totally not going to get convicted of pedophilia in the future smile.

The sam.doodles account is her art account just a look around and you will see how lazy this fucker is.

The art style looks like scribbles I used to do in MS-Paint when I was 7 years old. Also kind of hypocritical for someone who says they can't express into words yet their art has a metric ton of words in it.

 

[Touching Cloth]

This "thing" exposes himself around student halls and posts videos of himself doing it.

https://twitter.com/regicidebarbie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db02xmddaz0

 

[Chandelier]

I know trannies aren't noted for their forethought and preparation, but this guy is something else. He seems to have thought that he could just pop out in his lunch hour and be blessed by the vagina fairy. Watch as reality slowly steps in.
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https://twitter.com/AWereChicken (but he's otherwise pretty dull)

Lesbians, has anyone ever picked you up at a lesbian bar, come home with you, and then said "sorry, I thought you were a tranny"? Let's be honest, there are as many women in that imagianry bar as there are in the replies.

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https://archive.fo/aEZHB

I have encountered Human Chicken before. He will usually appear in TERF threads involving the science of sex, making snarky comments about how they don't know the real science or how it doesn't count. I am not at all surprised he's an obese fat fuck who eats as many chickens as he LARPs.

You're not getting a magic vagina no more than your heart can carry all that weight.

Until this thread I never realised how gendered the eyes and eye area are. I can now expertly clock FtMs instantly. Granted this would be more useful in a world where they weren't all five foot four and instantly clockable by that alone.

I got you, fam.
For shorter reading: based Indians at it again.

Well I have been absent around this thread for some time so I decided to return with more bs I found on Instagram. First Schuyler Bailar doesn't shut the fuck up about trannies in sport and made this dumbass video about the subject.

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Her argument is that trannies are not a big deal since they do not hold any world records or won any major competitions. This is a bs point since only in recent years we started them pop up around, of course at the moment they have won nothing, but give them one or two years and the troons are going to hold every place on the women category podium. I also found Schuyler's personal Instagram account, I swear to god I didn't make the header up he really calls herself like that
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Also some relative of sorts, idk what type of relative but they share the same name and link Shuyler's website
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He is also a swimmer like Schuyler, an actual good one it seems.
Looking around I also found another dumb Korean troon artist. Please welcome Sam Jungwoo Choi, a 22 year old "boy" (idk how you can still call yourself a boy after entering adulthood but trannies and pedophilia are a common mix at this point)
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Just look at this "boy" and his beautiful totally not going to get convicted of pedophilia in the future smile.
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The sam.doodles account is her art account just a look around and you will see how lazy this fucker is.
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The art style looks like scribbles I used to do in MS-Paint when I was 7 years old. Also kind of hypocritical for someone who says they can't express into words yet their art has a metric ton of words in it.

The argument goes like this:
> Transwomen have been competing for 20 years, none have won medals
> Okay they're in the top ten, they aren't winning anything, the females are better
> Okay they're outperforming the females, they aren't winning Olympic medals
> Okay they're in the Olympics, but they lost so that means they don't have an advantage
> Okay the ones heading to the Olympics clearly have an advantage, but that doesn't mean anything

Rhys McKinnon is a good example all on his own of him smashing records and taking gold at the podium. Bailey was once a gifted female swimmer; now she can't even make the top 25% of all males. Who does she think she's fooling?

 

[Whereismymind]

Assorted Twitter horrors

Creepy faced ChloeArmes256

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Ivy showing off some new clothes (a lot of his pink/cartoon print clothes come from online shops that specifically cater to Littles, btw)

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Nice comb-over, man.

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Here's another bingo card full of labels

KorraTransFenix (kind of unusual for a transfemme to reserve 'she' only for 'besties' - maybe it turns him on too much or something)

Just look at this lovely beard lady!

He's e-begging for laser hair removal because his beard makes him dysphoric, but shaving also makes him dysphoric

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His twitter interaction circle with a bunch of others who also look like weirdos.

Of course he has an equally autistic 'girlfriend' who lives on the other side of the pond. The guy has only been out as trans for two months.

I haven't even dug into this Korra person's post history yet. I did however notice his horrible NSFW account with pictures of his tiny dick and a lot of naked lumps of fat. It seems he also took some upskirt pics of himself while visiting Walmart - he wore trans colors underpants with his nutsack hanging out through a hole.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Assorted Twitter horrors

Creepy faced ChloeArmes256
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Ivy showing off some new clothes (a lot of his pink/cartoon print clothes come from online shops that specifically cater to Littles, btw)
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Nice comb-over, man.
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Here's another bingo card full of labels
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KorraTransFenix (kind of unusual for a transfemme to reserve 'she' only for 'besties' - maybe it turns him on too much or something)

Just look at this lovely beard lady!
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He's e-begging for laser hair removal because his beard makes him dysphoric, but shaving also makes him dysphoric
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His twitter interaction circle with a bunch of others who also look like weirdos.
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Of course he has an equally autistic 'girlfriend' who lives on the other side of the pond. The guy has only been out as trans for two months.
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I haven't even dug into this Korra person's post history yet. I did however notice his horrible NSFW account with pictures of his tiny dick and a lot of naked lumps of fat. It seems he also took some upskirt pics of himself while visiting Walmart - he wore trans colors underpants with his nutsack hanging out through a hole.
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My fuckin good. The one in the evee has the biggest pedo vibes ever

 

[TekTruck]

Assorted Twitter horrors

Creepy faced ChloeArmes256
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Ivy showing off some new clothes (a lot of his pink/cartoon print clothes come from online shops that specifically cater to Littles, btw)
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Nice comb-over, man.
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x

Here's another bingo card full of labels
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KorraTransFenix (kind of unusual for a transfemme to reserve 'she' only for 'besties' - maybe it turns him on too much or something)

Just look at this lovely beard lady!
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He's e-begging for laser hair removal because his beard makes him dysphoric, but shaving also makes him dysphoric
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His twitter interaction circle with a bunch of others who also look like weirdos.
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Of course he has an equally autistic 'girlfriend' who lives on the other side of the pond. The guy has only been out as trans for two months.
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I haven't even dug into this Korra person's post history yet. I did however notice his horrible NSFW account with pictures of his tiny dick and a lot of naked lumps of fat. It seems he also took some upskirt pics of himself while visiting Walmart - he wore trans colors underpants with his nutsack hanging out through a hole.
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That is the saddest collection of alleged human being I have ever seen.

 

[Kiislova]

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Why they are always married? i feel bad for the wife and children.

The pissing matches (pun intended) between TIFs trying to stand to pee and TIMs doing the opposite is max stereotype. Many males piss sitting if only because it makes the bath stay clean longer.