Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

The ratings are how excited he is. He did not want to go to Antiqwa.

 

[DX10]

He probably thought the name was related to Antifa when he first walked in.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think he rushed to get this review out because of the fake review someone posted with his name. There are still restaurants like Molipazzo from weeks ago he hasn't uploaded yet for whatever unknown reason.

Knowing how long it takes him to upload reviews most of the time, I wonder if once he finally kills over if Big T will continue uploading his reserve videos for a couple months for those sweet sweet YouTube pennies.

Who edits his videos?

I asked that because I jokingly thought that maybe it's all the extensive editing he has to do that sets back videos.

Now I know there's close to zero editing in his videos and what little there is could be done by a third grader, but someone has to put that intro and other graphics in his videos. Jack is clearly not very in touch with technology and I don't know how the fuck he would even use one in the first place (arm).

Edit: didn't mean to quote both posts

 

[rubytintedchix]

Music from the Antifa video as identified by Shazam:

Subsidize If You Can Understand Me by Jincheng Zhang

 

[Adamska]

Wow, he literally rush produced that Antico video out of pure angy that someone decided to pretend to be him. That's possibly as pathetic as the fact he poured boiling frosting on a layer cake without letting it cool in the slightest. He's really chucking these videos out, even if one of them only exists due to rage at his image being mocked.

So he can get moving when that happens, but can't upload stuff from months ago. Just like how he can't be arsed to get rid of his Bacon Up we mock him for, but will move when we point out his stupid decorations.

It's really fucking telling the only times he actually revives and thinks are when he's blindingly angy and wants to spite haters.

 

[desudesu]

Who edits his videos?

I asked that because I jokingly thought that maybe it's all the extensive editing he has to do that sets back videos.

Now I know there's close to zero editing in his videos and what little there is could be done by a third grader, but someone has to put that intro and other graphics in his videos. Jack is clearly not very in touch with technology and I don't know how the fuck he would even use one in the first place (arm).

Edit: didn't mean to quote both posts

IIRC, Glenn Scott Lacey, the creator of his fancy GiveMeEntertainment.com (do visit it, as recommended by @rubytintedchix ) outros and the intro card with the fart song for Fat on the Go, gave him a template (probably an Adobe Premiere one).

Glenn, I believe, has long distanced himself from Jack, and to be fair, it was during the Green Kitchen Era. As a result, Jack 'Techtime' Scalfani was left with nothing but the bare templates to reuse a thousand times for his subsequent videos.

Mushbrain can't figure out camera panning techniques in post, video quality adjustments, transitions, and other technical expertise that most YouTubers and Twitch streamers know, aside from basic jump cuts and fades. The only thing he's figured out is how to insert badly cropped.PNG logos into his videos ,and extend them with additional 10 minutes of unnecessary static filler to qualify for 10 cents in revenue from Youtube.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

IIRC, Glenn Scott Lacey, the creator of his fancy GiveMeEntertainment.com (do visit it, as recommended by @rubytintedchix ) outros and the intro card with the fart song for Fat on the Go, gave him a template (probably an Adobe Premiere one).

Glenn, I believe, has long distanced himself from Jack, and to be fair, it was during the Green Kitchen Era. As a result, Jack 'Techtime' Scalfani was left with nothing but the bare templates to reuse a thousand times for his subsequent videos.

Mushbrain can't figure out camera panning techniques in post, video quality adjustments, transitions, and other technical expertise that most YouTubers and Twitch streamers know, aside from basic jump cuts and fades. The only thing he's figured out is how to insert badly cropped.PNG logos into his videos ,and extend them with additional 10 minutes of unnecessary static filler to qualify for 10 cents in revenue from Youtube.

It's not uncommon for YouTube personalities to have producers who do a lot of editing and production work for them. That's especially true for non-technical YouTubers like cooking channels. But for all these years that Jack stopped working with Glenn Scott Lacey he has apparently never found anyone to replace him. Why might that be? Could it be that Jack is a cheapskate with a stubborn personality who is hard to work with? We may never know.

On that note, here's a "behind the scenes" video from another cooking channel that got started around the same time as Jack but took a vastly different trajectory:

 

[rubytintedchix]

Wow, he literally rush produced that Antico video out of pure angy that someone decided to pretend to be him. That's possibly as pathetic as the fact he poured boiling frosting on a layer cake without letting it cool in the slightest. He's really chucking these videos out, even if one of them only exists due to rage at his image being mocked.

So he can get moving when that happens, but can't upload stuff from months ago. Just like how he can't be arsed to get rid of his Bacon Up we mock him for, but will move when we point out his stupid decorations.

It's really fucking telling the only times he actually revives and thinks are when he's blindingly angy and wants to spite haters.

I also found the intro to the cake video to be very unhinged. He had the crazy look in his eye when he talked about getting the consent of the boy’s mother and getting her in front of the camera. Did YouTube recently ding him for video content directed at kids? Or is he super angy that we called his ass out over the video where he goes to Jr’s school (to eat the cafeteria food). I know there’s a check mark in the upload section that you have to mark if a video is meant for children and unless he did that, the verbal consent probably means fuck all to YouTube.

He also says “say hi in the comments to Andrew.” The comments on this video are empty currently because fatty hasn’t moderated them yet.

 

[desudesu]

Apologies for digressing on the topic for a bit, but I realised the Scalfans really shitted up the beautiful backyard of their house after purchasing it; the fugly "pond", the awful rocks, the rotting wooden fence. Heck, before the Sclafanis moved in, the property even had an open backyard and a cozy deck. Honestly, I think both Mushbrain and Big T got lucky with the latter's parents' money. Along with the inhabitants of 14 Branchland Court, the Scalfanis are just trailer trash living in suburbia.

EDIT (as noted from what @Aunt Myrna mentioned) : DISREGARD THE ABOVE I SUCK COCKS. Fatty's neighbourhood is literally all made of McMansions - I got confused with his neighbour's house down the road on Zillow which has the EXACT same floor and building layout. The original had a clean, neatly arranged patio and a maintained lawn... but along came the hoard of grills and that shitty pond made even worse with some kind of tarp.

Before the Scalfani Touch:

After the Scalfani Touch:

 

[Super Hans]

Apologies for digressing on the topic for a bit, but I realised the Scalfans really shitted up the beautiful backyard of their house after purchasing it; the fugly "pond", the awful rocks, the rotting wooden fence. Heck, before the Sclafanis moved in, the property even had an open backyard and a cozy deck. Honestly, I think both Mushbrain and Big T got lucky with the latter's parents' money. Along with the inhabitants of 14 Branchland Court, the Scalfanis are just trailer trash living in suburbia.

Before the Scalfani Touch:
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After the Scalfani Touch:
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Of course Jack had to cheap out and had a fence made with pallet wood, and can't even treat it. And does nobody mow the lawn?

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Apologies for digressing on the topic for a bit, but I realised the Scalfans really shitted up the beautiful backyard of their house after purchasing it; the fugly "pond", the awful rocks, the rotting wooden fence. Heck, before the Sclafanis moved in, the property even had an open backyard and a cozy deck. Honestly, I think both Mushbrain and Big T got lucky with the latter's parents' money. Along with the inhabitants of 14 Branchland Court, the Scalfanis are just trailer trash living in suburbia.

Before the Scalfani Touch:
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After the Scalfani Touch:
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Interesting if true. What is the source for this? A lot the details aren't adding up to me.

 

[Fatafata v2]

Apologies for digressing on the topic for a bit, but I realised the Scalfans really shitted up the beautiful backyard of their house after purchasing it; the fugly "pond", the awful rocks, the rotting wooden fence. Heck, before the Sclafanis moved in, the property even had an open backyard and a cozy deck. Honestly, I think both Mushbrain and Big T got lucky with the latter's parents' money. Along with the inhabitants of 14 Branchland Court, the Scalfanis are just trailer trash living in suburbia.

Before the Scalfani Touch:


After the Scalfani Touch:

I don't think that's the right house. You can see 157 on redfin with the pictures before they bought and the backyard is exactly as it is now, I.e. they have done no renos

He also says “say hi in the comments to Andrew.” The comments on this video are empty currently because fatty hasn’t moderated them yet.

And to think he is inviting his audience to direct messages to a 9 yo boy after his original reasoning for removing comments was because of their pedo nature...

 

[rubytintedchix]

IIRC, Glenn Scott Lacey, the creator of his fancy GiveMeEntertainment.com (do visit it, as recommended by @rubytintedchix ) outros and the intro card with the fart song for Fat on the Go, gave him a template (probably an Adobe Premiere one).

Glenn, I believe, has long distanced himself from Jack, and to be fair, it was during the Green Kitchen Era. As a result, Jack 'Techtime' Scalfani was left with nothing but the bare templates to reuse a thousand times for his subsequent videos.

Mushbrain can't figure out camera panning techniques in post, video quality adjustments, transitions, and other technical expertise that most YouTubers and Twitch streamers know, aside from basic jump cuts and fades. The only thing he's figured out is how to insert badly cropped.PNG logos into his videos ,and extend them with additional 10 minutes of unnecessary static filler to qualify for 10 cents in revenue from Youtube.

Glenn Scott Lacey is pretty successful at what he does. We looked him up on one of our first livestreams and he’s composed music for all sorts of productions. Here is his IMDB page: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1011499

Either he was doing the intros and outros for him as a favor, or Jack paid him a pittance for his work. My guess would be that Jack’s ego got in the way -or- he cheaper out and stopped paying him and Glenn withheld his works. Maybe Jack was able to cut up some of his past videos and use that.

Also Jack edits (or used to edit) with Final Cut Pro. I don’t know if that’s still the case, but I found that out by watching a few videos on Joe Chavez’s channel. Of course that was back in the Green Kitchen years. If I wouldn’t know any better, I’d swear that he’s using iMovie these days.

Of course Jack had to cheap out and had a fence made with pallet wood, and can't even treat it. And does nobody mow the lawn?

We know that Tammy maintains the koi pond. As far as the lawn maintenance, I doubt they use any of the rest of the backyard. Either Tammy does that or hires it out since Jr. moved out. It’s extremely difficult to cut grass when it’s that tall, also field mice and snakes and shit will hide in it. It’s not a good time, especially if you are using a bagged push mower and not a tractor.

 

[BigTsBull]

What’s up with all the “shares” on these two fb posts? Antica got 16 shares and his southern cake abortion currently has 14. Both with no likes or comments. Is he spam sharing them himself?

 

[Aaway]

Glenn Scott Lacey is pretty successful at what he does. We looked him up on one of our first livestreams and he’s composed music for all sorts of productions. Here is his IMDB page: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1011499

Either he was doing the intros and outros for him as a favor, or Jack paid him a pittance for his work. My guess would be that Jack’s ego got in the way -or- he cheaper out and stopped paying him and Glenn withheld his works. Maybe Jack was able to cut up some of his past videos and use that.

Also Jack edits (or used to edit) with Final Cut Pro. I don’t know if that’s still the case, but I found that out by watching a few videos on Joe Chavez’s channel. Of course that was back in the Green Kitchen years. If I wouldn’t know any better, I’d swear that he’s using iMovie these days.


We know that Tammy maintains the koi pond. As far as the lawn maintenance, I doubt they use any of the rest of the backyard. Either Tammy does that or hires it out since Jr. moved out. It’s extremely difficult to cut grass when it’s that tall, also field mice and snakes and shit will hide in it. It’s not a good time, especially if you are using a bagged push mower and not a tractor.

i'm assuming lacey did work for jack as a favor. according to this article from 2001, lacey was one of the featured artists on fightcloud.com which was a failed business venture run by jack and charles in which they would distribute CDs by featured artists for free

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2001-oct-07-tm-54236-story.html

also, jack is having a field day on FB today

yeah fatty, i'm sure it's the mask/vax mandates that are contributing to the prices of SB tickets falling and not the fact that they cost 3k plus whatever absurd amount they'd charge for parking. who the fuck wants to spend that much money on a ticket when they're already spending a fortune on everything else that is overpriced these days? what happened to stay in your lane?

i can imagine tammy getting the urge to blow this faggot's head off whenever she has to drive him anywhere because he probably does nothing but criticize her driving

you're a cowboys fan, jackass. i'm surprised he's rooting for the rams considering his political views

jack: "no one's going to the super bowl because of covid mandates!"

also jack: "everything is back to normal!"

 

[Joycondrift]

As a Californian. The only mandate in effect currently is an indoor mask mandate that expires in Tuesday. Anyone whining about mandates still (especially about ones in states they don't live in) has no idea what they're talking about.

It's really not that big of a deal. I get work from home whenever I want..I havent been sick in two years and could care less about wearing a gaiter on my face for the 15 minutes I'm in a store. Unlike Jack, I'm not s selfish asshole trying to make workers days harder by being a passive aggressive jerk in public.

 

[JackIsBlack]

I still don't understand why this nigga is now Asian in his FB retard posts.

 

[a dinosaur]

As a Californian. The only mandate in effect currently is an indoor mask mandate that expires in Tuesday. Anyone whining about mandates still (especially about ones in states they don't live in) has no idea what they're talking about.

It's really not that big of a deal. I get work from home whenever I want..I havent been sick in two years and could care less about wearing a gaiter on my face for the 15 minutes I'm in a store. Unlike Jack, I'm not s selfish asshole trying to make workers days harder by being a passive aggressive jerk in public.

Well, according to SoFi Stadium: "Under the LA County public health order, fans ages 5 and over must provide proof of either COVID-19 vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test result taken within 48 hours of gameday, with a matching photo ID."

Also, masks are required while not eating and drinking, and you must provide proof that you are 1) mega gay, 2) 5G microchipped and 3) a worshipper of Satan. I guess basic Californian stuff is just beyond the average footballsman fan like Jack.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Hello friends! Lazy Man here again. Pink Chicken is on the road atm, so it falls to me to announce...WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!
That's right, baby. PCLTM presents The Boys' Club: Salmonella Night Fever! This Saturday (02/12/2022) at 6PM.
We're gonna wrap the meaty triple "bourglurrs" of our comedy in the soft lettuce leaves of evening time.
See you there!

CLICK HERE FOR THE YT LINK

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We have to move the livestream back a few hours. I think @TheLazyMan is changing the start time to 8:30pm. Our movers showed up 2 and half hours late so we’re running behind schedule today. Sorry for the late notice.

 

[ZipDisk]

If only someone would slap the water bottle out of his hand and tell him to mask up or fuck off.