Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

No woman has ever said the words "vaginal cavity". They're so fucking GROSS. Like 12-year-old boys.

Well, they can't say "birth canal".

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

People of earth! How many of your human-dollars will it cost to have a vaginal cavity installed into my carapace?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yes. Kevin blocked them instantly and tried to lie using completely broken logic.

I forgot how he tried to take credit for the work!

 

[A Grey Cat]

The rest of the post is just nerd shit like Kevin crying over dinosaurs. [A]
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"I squealed at seeing my girl dilophosaurus." Calling it now he had a sexual fetish for it back when he still had a working knob.

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It's a movie dumbass, characters in a movie wear the same outfit because, well the long and meta reason is this. Wardrobe has to keep track of the clothes and make sure everything is returned at the end of the shoot, but the simple reason is there is no reason. You don't question things like that.

Between Kevin and that 40 year old guy who cried at the last Jedi trailer, I'm glad I don't get hyped over movies anymore.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

People of earth! How many of your human-dollars will it cost to have a vaginal cavity installed into my carapace?

Fuck off, space nigger, we have enough problems without immigrants from Omicron Persei 8 stinking up the place and hitting on our women.

 

[s0mbra]

1. It's simultaneously hilarious and horrific that they probably solely bought that possibly scalped transformer just to talk about the amhole.

2. the person pointing out the clowns clownery in a fucking amazing twist of irony has a username and PFP based on a dumb fucking retcon voted in by a fan of John egbert, the main character of the infamous hit webcomic homestuck, actually being TRAAAAAANS! and even they see through wedge's shit. It's fucking incredible honestly.

Re: Egbert
So he's ftm now?
If so, that's hilarious because he sperged out so hard about how he wasn't gay. They literally turned him into a self hating lesbian that trooned out

 

[Hitman One]

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I forgot how he tried to take credit for the work!

How shit must your current life be if moving to the Tranch is a "dream" in comparison?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

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Credit to @lecher, quote feature isn't working

Spoiler: We have the receipts

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1152741411701362688

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[The Lawgiver]

Re: Egbert
So he's ftm now?
If so, that's hilarious because he sperged out so hard about how he wasn't gay. They literally turned him into a self hating lesbian that trooned out

nono, its the opposite. MTF. Hasn't happened yet but they were building up to it after "canonizing the theory" in homestuck's sequel written by people that werent hussie and it was handled in the dumbest way possible by following other wwitter theories between updates about prior updates as the reason thing happened but somehow making it worse because they ltierally try doing a character assasination job on his dad retroactively like what happened with bro but it just does not work with dad. Questionable if it even worked with bro when hussie was writing act 6 trying to appease fucking everybody but like when the worst "abuse" you can think of as a writer is protags now dead dad having high expectations and optimism for your future as "BAD DAD" type fodder? yeah no fuck you nobody liked that. There's a thread about this whole shitshow in like community watch but I'm too lazy to link it right now lmao.

It seems the people that are for june being a thing have slowly began straying from the weird militant hatred for john or maybethats just people that like found out about it and were like :yeah in shit with branching timelines that could be a possibility maybe who the fuck knows" All I know is the person pointing out wedge's retardation is someone that's profile pic and username is based on a post- homestuck character retcon that maybe roughly 10 years ago would just be like "oh yeah there's a girl john out there sure" and treated a s a casual funny sort of deal.

Alright I'm really tired so this came out like fucking nightmare rambling my ass is gonna collapse thank you very much.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wedge got new glasses. [A]
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Kevin is horny. These two tweets are proof that there is no God. [A]
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The rest of the post is just nerd shit like Kevin crying over dinosaurs. [A]
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I don’t care to read this so just pretend I said something witty. [A]
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Kevin likes his video games like he likes life: Without difficult challenges. [A]
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Oh, and he wants to only receive Transformers updates. [A]
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Spoiler: Wedge

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As somebody who's playing the current Pokemon game I have no fucking idea what he's talking about. For those of you who don't know, if you die to any of the bosses you can restart from scratch or RESTART WITH YOUR PROGRESS NOT LOST on boss damage. Which is like you never even died in the first place. There's also multiple ways to beat the boss without even drawing Pokémon....

So if Kevin is complaining about throwing the controller from not being able to do the boss, he's just severely retarded and unable to recognize attack patterns or READ the death screen where you can choose what you want to do.

 

[the khat quaffer]

How shit must your current life be if moving to the Tranch is a "dream" in comparison?

Not even if I was eking out a 10 year stay at Guantanamo with jumper cables hooked up to my balls the entire time would the Tranch life look like some dream come true fairyland.

 

[JoshPlz]

Generally, troon HRT will stop the balding process, and might reverse it.

Is that really a thing? Because the sheer amount of rapidly balding troons makes it really hard to believe.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

As somebody who's playing the current Pokemon game I have no fucking idea what he's talking about. For those of you who don't know, if you die to any of the bosses you can restart from scratch or RESTART WITH YOUR PROGRESS NOT LOST on boss damage. Which is like you never even died in the first place. There's also multiple ways to beat the boss without even drawing Pokémon....

So if Kevin is complaining about throwing the controller from not being able to do the boss, he's just severely retarded and unable to recognize attack patterns or READ the death screen where you can choose what you want to do.

I've yet to get wiped in this game, it's not that hard. A few friends have gone down, normally from fall damage, and I will say a few of the bosses had me get cocky and get close to death, but since I tend to consider caution the better part of valour I've found it perfectly survivable. The biggest challenge this game has is the enemy isn't kneecapped completely and you actually need to level your Pokemon a bit, remember the rock-paper-scissors aspect and have a balanced team. Other than that, it's only a step above the series' usual kid's game difficulty.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wait it's only been 2 going on 3 years since Kevin got amhole surgery? Either my sense of time is starting to go or Kevin's just been that insufferable that 2 years can feel like a lifetime.

 

[Old Fart]

Remember few weeks ago when kevin e-begged for 150$ worth of "medical bills"
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Having all the galvatrons still doesn't make you a gal, Kev.

 

[Puddleduck]

Is that really a thing? Because the sheer amount of rapidly balding troons makes it really hard to believe.

More often than not, it'll just stop the process in its tracks. The balding ones are probably not even on Her, and if they are they started it when they were already balding, and it paused it there.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Kevin is a self-proclaimed Trans Elder. He is something of a roll model.



Kathryyyyn, Kathryyyyn,
pecchè me dici (why do you say)
sti parole amhooole; (such Amhole things)
pecchè me parle (why do you speak)
e 'o Amhole me turmiente, Kathryyyyn? (and torment my Amhole, Kevin?)
Aaaaaamhole, aaaamhole n'grata (ungrateful Amhole, Amhole)

(source (skip to 41 sec))

 

[In the Sick of It]

Wedge got new glasses. [A]
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Kevin is horny. These two tweets are proof that there is no God. [A]
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The rest of the post is just nerd shit like Kevin crying over dinosaurs. [A]
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I don’t care to read this so just pretend I said something witty. [A]
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Kevin likes his video games like he likes life: Without difficult challenges. [A]
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Oh, and he wants to only receive Transformers updates. [A]
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Spoiler: Wedge

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Grown man blames video game for what it "did" to him, smashes plastic in a rage.

 

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Grown man blames video game for what it "did" to him, smashes plastic in a rage.

The way that's phrased, I imagine Kevin didn't play the online and got stuck on one of those optional fights against bots you don't even need to do. Which I will acknowledge are annoying if you're unwilling to adjust your strategy, but if that makes you quit, I question why you bought a Smash game if you don't intend to play with other people.

All things considered, a common curiosity I have is to watch these people play video games. I'm reminded of that guy from "My 600lb Life" who did nothing but eat and play Fortnite all day and all he did was try to break down an indestructible wall before dying. As for Kevin, I recall in Overwatch, his favorite game, he was some awful online rank most people would need to lose intentionally to reach.

 

[stupid frog]

THE NERVES ARE WAKING UP

Bring back the classic cope, Kevin!