4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[MirnaMinkoff]

A safe bet would be that Dick is hit by a car or contracts Ebola or has leg that he "broke" nearly amputated or pretty much any reason to avoid showing up to the shit show.

Has Dick been promoting or hyping this big bowling even the last two weeks?

 

[oramge cat]

Someone should send them this feeding bag as a wedding gift so horsebride can enjoy her wedding cake.

Imagine if everyone with a thread here just listened to what people said and took their "advice". Ralph getting sober and slimming down, May getting off the Internet and quitting porn and taking better care of herself, washing her grease trap hair, maybe asserting herself a little bit more in their relationship. Ralph could learn how to dress better, eat right, and remarket himself as a travel streamer. Someone in the Portugal thread said something about him owning the "fat American tourist" thing and doing a livestream talking to locals and that would have been hilarious. That could be his thing, and he'd get better, richer paypigs to pay for his trips. May could learn to do makeup to hide her horrendous bone structure and do Tik Tok tutorials to teach other similarly ugly girls. They could totally embrace the ay-log's jokes and monetize them. Fill Meigh's feed bag with cash and get a live superchat at our white trash wedding special! Come on down and drink malt liquor out of our wigger rich Yeti cooler! Meigh will be showing off her stretchmarked pregnant belly through an extremely revealing Sailor Moon costume and the couple's first dance will be borderline pornography, a throwback to the OG gunt jiggle sex tape!

They could do that, make bank, and then slowly rebrand themselves, like 2 reverse Nikocado Avocados. But they won't, and it's going to be so goddamn funny.

ETA that Meigh needs to wash her hair.

 

[Fivehead]

My prediction: event is not broadcast due to embarrassingly low attendance.

I'm predicting the same. It's basically just going to be another vacation for him where he cancels a week of shows.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I bet if may wants any of her family to come, ralph will still make them pay for tickets.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I bet if may wants any of her family to come, ralph will still make them pay for tickets.

"Look its a Baby Shower and Wedding Gift. "

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Imagine if everyone with a thread here just listened to what people said and took their "advice". Ralph getting sober and slimming down, May getting off the Internet and quitting porn and taking better care of herself, washing her grease trap hair, maybe asserting herself a little bit more in their relationship. Ralph could learn how to dress better, eat right, and remarket himself as a travel streamer. Someone in the Portugal thread said something about him owning the "fat American tourist" thing and doing a livestream talking to locals and that would have been hilarious. That could be his thing, and he'd get better, richer paypigs to pay for his trips. May could learn to do makeup to hide her horrendous bone structure and do Tik Tok tutorials to teach other similarly ugly girls. They could totally embrace the ay-log's jokes and monetize them. Fill Meigh's feed bag with cash and get a live superchat at our white trash wedding special! Come on down and drink malt liquor out of our wigger rich Yeti cooler! Meigh will be showing off her stretchmarked pregnant belly through an extremely revealing Sailor Moon costume and the couple's first dance will be borderline pornography, a throwback to the OG gunt jiggle sex tape!

They could do that, make bank, and then slowly rebrand themselves, like 2 reverse Nikocado Avocados. But they won't, and it's going to be so goddamn funny.

ETA that Meigh needs to wash her hair.

Why would I want to imagine that? This is funnier.

 

[CringeMomma]

Clip of Mersh selling tickets to the bowling thing, some minor deets and cope.

 

[3-2-1836]

Imagine if everyone with a thread here just listened to what people said and took their "advice". Ralph getting sober and slimming down, May getting off the Internet and quitting porn and taking better care of herself, washing her grease trap hair, maybe asserting herself a little bit more in their relationship. Ralph could learn how to dress better, eat right, and remarket himself as a travel streamer. Someone in the Portugal thread said something about him owning the "fat American tourist" thing and doing a livestream talking to locals and that would have been hilarious. That could be his thing, and he'd get better, richer paypigs to pay for his trips. May could learn to do makeup to hide her horrendous bone structure and do Tik Tok tutorials to teach other similarly ugly girls. They could totally embrace the ay-log's jokes and monetize them. Fill Meigh's feed bag with cash and get a live superchat at our white trash wedding special! Come on down and drink malt liquor out of our wigger rich Yeti cooler! Meigh will be showing off her stretchmarked pregnant belly through an extremely revealing Sailor Moon costume and the couple's first dance will be borderline pornography, a throwback to the OG gunt jiggle sex tape!

They could do that, make bank, and then slowly rebrand themselves, like 2 reverse Nikocado Avocados. But they won't, and it's going to be so goddamn funny.

ETA that Meigh needs to wash her hair.

Even if Ralph slimms down his gunt is forever

 

[JustStopDude]

When my wife was pregnant with my son, I was a fucking ball of nerves. I could not imagine loading her into the car, heavily pregnant, and drug driving halfway across the US.

How is it possible Ralph has no one around him that can explain how utterly insane this is.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Clip of Mersh selling tickets to the bowling thing, some minor deets and cope.
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oops Mersh called Ralph a nerd Ralph better sperg out

 

[NPC304348]

When my wife was pregnant with my son, I was a fucking ball of nerves. I could not imagine loading her into the car, heavily pregnant, and drug driving halfway across the US.

How is it possible Ralph has no one around him that can explain how utterly insane this is.

There’s no way she’s actually pregnant. Even if she were a certified retard the pain of sitting in a pickup truck for that long would already be a problem in her feeble mind. That and her doctor(s) would have persuaded her not to do it. 7 months pregnant women sleep and eat. Also as much as she shares boring mundane shit in her life like her terrible dishes she hasnt once posted about having to buy or put together baby stuff. Someone terminally online like meigh would be humble bragging about putting together a bassinet or showing off her cringe anime decorations. None of it adds up. She’s faking pregnancy and it’s probably Ralph’s idea.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

There’s no way she’s actually pregnant. Even if she were a certified retard the pain of sitting in a pickup truck for that long would already be a problem in her feeble mind. That and her doctor(s) would have persuaded her not to do it. 7 months pregnant women sleep and eat. Also as much as she shares boring mundane shit in her life like her terrible dishes she hasnt once posted about having to buy or put together baby stuff. Someone terminally online like meigh would be humble bragging about putting together a bassinet or showing off her cringe anime decorations. None of it adds up. She’s faking pregnancy and it’s probably Ralph’s idea.

Careful, Ralph is going to post pics of buying baby formula to own the haters. Just you wait.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Careful, Ralph is going to post pics of buying baby formula to own the haters. Just you wait.

Only if Jesse leaves some on his doorstep.

 

[Niggernerd]

Imagine if everyone with a thread here just listened to what people said and took their "advice". Ralph getting sober and slimming down, May getting off the Internet and quitting porn and taking better care of herself, washing her grease trap hair, maybe asserting herself a little bit more in their relationship. Ralph could learn how to dress better, eat right, and remarket himself as a travel streamer. Someone in the Portugal thread said something about him owning the "fat American tourist" thing and doing a livestream talking to locals and that would have been hilarious. That could be his thing, and he'd get better, richer paypigs to pay for his trips. May could learn to do makeup to hide her horrendous bone structure and do Tik Tok tutorials to teach other similarly ugly girls. They could totally embrace the ay-log's jokes and monetize them. Fill Meigh's feed bag with cash and get a live superchat at our white trash wedding special! Come on down and drink malt liquor out of our wigger rich Yeti cooler! Meigh will be showing off her stretchmarked pregnant belly through an extremely revealing Sailor Moon costume and the couple's first dance will be borderline pornography, a throwback to the OG gunt jiggle sex tape!

They could do that, make bank, and then slowly rebrand themselves, like 2 reverse Nikocado Avocados. But they won't, and it's going to be so goddamn funny.

ETA that Meigh needs to wash her hair.

Nah i like both these retards spiraling down the drain. More entertaining

 

[Tom Myers]

By this toke, we do be wed.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Are there even any pics of her with a baby bump?

 

[MeltyTW]

Careful, Ralph is going to post pics of buying baby formula to own the haters. Just you wait.

hes going to get some shitty cheap bootleg shit from some obscure foreign market on the corner i can feel it, his murse will exceed his entire baby formula budget even if he is forced to raise a real baby to at least solid foods.

 

[instythot]

Clip of Mersh selling tickets to the bowling thing, some minor deets and cope.
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When mersh says he wants to get into the mid 240s by April for the event, is he talking about score or weight? He claims to have lost 30 to 50 ish... Working backwards, was mersh fatter than Ethan Ralph at one point?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

There’s no way she’s actually pregnant. Even if she were a certified retard the pain of sitting in a pickup truck for that long would already be a problem in her feeble mind. That and her doctor(s) would have persuaded her not to do it. 7 months pregnant women sleep and eat. Also as much as she shares boring mundane shit in her life like her terrible dishes she hasnt once posted about having to buy or put together baby stuff. Someone terminally online like meigh would be humble bragging about putting together a bassinet or showing off her cringe anime decorations. None of it adds up. She’s faking pregnancy and it’s probably Ralph’s idea.

There’s no way a doctor would ok a road trip that long that close to her due date. By the time you are at 35-36 weeks you have to be seen by the doctor weekly, so who knows how Ralph thinks he can haul her to Florida and Texas during her last 40 days of pregnancy.

This is Ralph though so his dumbass bowling event in a shithole in Texas is the top priority- not the health of his baby mama or daughter.

Careful, Ralph is going to post pics of buying baby formula to own the haters. Just you wait.

If he buys baby formula then Pantsu fails the second test of #trad motherhood by not exclusively breast feeding.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

When my wife was pregnant with my son, I was a fucking ball of nerves. I could not imagine loading her into the car, heavily pregnant, and drug driving halfway across the US.

How is it possible Ralph has no one around him that can explain how utterly insane this is.

Perhaps he's just as lovely in person as he is on his show.

Are there even any pics of her with a baby bump?

There were pics taken when the lovely couple were at her father's place and it looked like she has something stuffed under there in the infamous "God's Plan!" video.