Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[JambledUpWords]

Here's the TikTok video (full version):
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And here are some videos from one of the people she linked:
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Even if Tess did choose to go, I doubt what she would have said would have been worth listening to. Tess has had the same script now for years on the topics of body positivity, “queerness”, and whatever social justice trend is popular. Everything about her is contrived and she can’t be bothered to come up with anything original. She’s not even curious enough to ever read up on things on her own if it’s longer than an Instagram screed. Even on things like fashion, makeup, and hair she doesn’t seem to be curious on learning how to do better, and she’s a supposed model. When she shilled Fabletics, she could only really talk about the color and the print and give descriptions a five year old could give. I’m not even a fan of the whole social justice scene to begin with, but I’ve seen people on social media that can articulate it far more effectively than Tess. Tess should be lucky she was even allowed to get as famous as she is because being a fat “model” is really the only use she has (aside from being a lolcow).

 

[Meiwaku]

All the fatties seem to have gotten some sort of vibrator companies to financially support their sad internet presences. I see so many on Instagram posting sponsored ads about self pleasure hehe being a priority.

Edit: I can’t fucking spell

Instuh is basically tracking your data and realizing you're a woman between the ages of 18 and old but still able to be horny and use technology aka the overwhelming majority of female Instagrammers . When advertisers pay to put up their ads to Instagram or any other site for that manner they ask for user data so that they can Target it to people who look at things that are related to their product if you have noticed selecting that you are female on literally anything gives you gushing loads of makeup, nails, hair, and fashion even if you only care about Portugese water dogs and Monglian Tuvan throat singing. It always leaks into your feed even if you click on it never. This is amplified when they send shills to ham planets as it's often easier to just send (product) then pay for advertising to literally 98% of all female Instagram users. It's why literally all of us will scroll by the Islam IF you are using the APP instead of the BROWSER because Instagram doesn't let users disable this in the app. They only let you mark it irrelevant it if you press the three dots (you should still to nix the woke ads)


If you don't want retard rec posts or to see Tess when you're not farming, use zero tracking browsers that auto disables all ads like Brave (which also mines crypto you can auto donate to the farms ) and watch Instagram actually not suck for once.

 

[Gay Mouth]

DAMN look at those purple black paws! Contrasted with her face it’s shocking. They’re literally fuchsia.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Tess and these Tik Tok creators are so high on their own stinky farts they no longer realize there is an actual real world out there in which most people live.

Tess: Blabla, this is a big political issue. Look at me, I am such a good ally to black people. But mostly, look at me.

Fat black chicks: OMG, dem white people being disrespectful taking black people's places at this BLACK PEOPLE ONLY PARTY AND THEY TALKED TO NICKI MINAJ! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!

Reality: TikTok invites a couple of contend creators to a Nicky Minaj Meet Up because it is part of some planned Black History Month Event and not to some all black political business meeting/party and some fat and ugly Nicki Stans were upset that white people got invited to meet Nicki Minaj as well.

Fuck me. Has the American social internet sphere become so fucked up by now that white people can no longer interact with black people???? Did you move from Clown World to full on Escher?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

How did we go from "Segregation=bad" to "WE NEED TO SEGREGATE EVERYBODY!!!!!"

Omg her paws. Circulation issues much?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

DAMN look at those purple black paws! Contrasted with her face it’s shocking. They’re literally fuchsia.
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[High Hedgie]

How did we go from "Segregation=bad" to "WE NEED TO SEGREGATE EVERYBODY!!!!!"

Omg her paws. Circulation issues much?

I keep repeating the line from Animal Farm that goes something like "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others." It's like the world has gone insane. And this whole thing is performative on all their parts. Tess wasn't going to be the star and able to use it for popularity points, so she didn't do it and is now able to use that for popularity points. The one didn't feel special enough because other people were allowed into the party, so she's bitter.

 

[LintLicker]

From Tess’s Instagram:

From Alyssa’s stories:

 

[Cowpies]

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I wish i could rate this both horrifying AND islamic.

EDIT I feel so bad for Riley. Imagine having your classmates shove pictures of your mom like this into your face.

 

[In the Dollhouse]

I wish i could rate this both horrifying AND islamic.

EDIT I feel so bad for Riley. Imagine having your classmates shove pictures of your mom like this into your face.

I live in the hopes that his classmates wouldn't want to be associated with this kind of content. Imagine mocking Riley about it and then have one of the girls ask: And why was that on your feed?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

What is Rylees' last name? If it's Hoven, or his bio-dads last name, that may give him some anonymity, I hope. I feel so bad for him having Tess as a mother.

 

[Meiwaku]

It seems like most of tiktok content creators were invited to this event. Anyone with a decent following was given the opportunity.

To me, this seems like a calculated move on Tess’ part or her PR person. Think about it, Tess has been trying so hard to get credibility for being an advocate ever since her racist remark in like 2015. Who even asked that question? How do they know she didn’t go to that event? We document nearly everything she posts and I haven’t heard about this since her TikTok was posted. It even looks like is Tess is reading something the entire time during that tiktok.

She is sniffing her own farts so hard in that video and everyone is like “yassss queen you are perfect so great you didn’t attend”. My bet is one of her friends asked that question just so she could sit on her high horse and say she didn’t go. It was probably all orchestrated the moment she got the invite. The video has gone viral and people are for the most part positive, even though she sounds so far up her own ass in classic Tess fashion. “This person bad and racist, not me though, not anymore, I am the most anti racist ever, aren’t I such a great advocate????”

Side note: The event wasn’t even about black history month and was really a whole PR event for Nicki’s new album. This is just the new fad of canceling people.

The email seems ambiguous as to what it even is the event was doing or wanted. It just threw in words. I wouldn't go strictly off of the concept of it looking like a confusing shit show.

Also cringe af other girl was like omg Niki said my NAME. Girl... I have no words. As to her REEEEEcap I only understood about 40% of what she was saying between the generic sneed n feed. You're an influencer. You have to sit and explain shit publicly to the masses no matter what it is. It's literally your job. Sneed harder.

Tess went really ass pat heavy here though with her buzzwords "lived experiences" "black voices" "speaking over" "learning experience". I could barely make it through. SJW Racial tension stuff always feels performative to me and like they're just walking on eggshells to avoid a black tardfit. It's such a faked empathy that you #support because everyone else is doing it despite not having any deeper understanding or anything other than perhaps a moderate level of human decency. You can tell is totally faked especially in people like Tess just off of her affect alone. She doesn't care about anything except staying popular and being #validates. The only people who truly accept her are feeders and wokeists both for different reasons. So she has to play the game to keep her spotlight. It's a grim prospect.

 

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They've got to be doing feeder shit together, sold as a package deal. I'd imagine this weekend was a good moneymaking run for them.

 

[Water-T]

Looks like the 'beetus will claim her claws before her splayed hooves

 

[NoReturn]

JAYSUS!

It looks like the BBW Pearadise house!

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EDIT I feel so bad for Riley. Imagine having your classmates shove pictures of your mom like this into your face.

I live in the hopes that his classmates wouldn't want to be associated with this kind of content. Imagine mocking Riley about it and then have one of the girls ask: And why was that on your feed?

Lookit she just posted:

 

[multiverse]

JAYSUS!
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It looks like the BBW Pearadise house!
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Lookit she just posted:
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Jesus chris that Valentines spread is even worse than it was last year. I'll try to tot up the calories after the Superb Owl...

24 large iced sugar cookies
Two bags of mini Mounds bars
Bag of flaming hot cheetos
24 deviled eggs
One three tiered cake
1/2 pound gouda
1/2 pound cheddar
1/2 pound other cheese
24 string cheeses salami rolls
24 jam thumbprint cookies
24 other cookies, heart shaped, not identifiable
2 pounds mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries)
1 box table crackers
1 crudite tray with ranch
Second cheese dip
Artichoke dip
2 loaves of French bread
1 bag of Lindt chocoates
1 box of mothers animal crackers, frosted
24 olives
24 pickles
8 mini bags of haribo gummies
12 cupcakes
6 bottles of wine
1 can mixed nuts
12 chocolate covered strawberries
1 box thin mint cookies
1 box of oreo cookies
6 Reese's peanut butter cups
12 alcohol mini bottles
1 jar of jam
2 containers of cotton candy

 

[Pina Colada]

Fuckin' finally, the site is back up! Let's check my messages and see how my favorite cows are doing for Valent-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHH!!!!

Yeah, I'm seein' red all right (by stabbing my eyes out).

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Jesus chris that Valentines spread is even worse than it was last year. I'll try to tot up the calories after the Superb Owl...

24 large iced sugar cookies
Two bags of mini Mounds bars
Bag of flaming hot cheetos
24 deviled eggs
One three tiered cake
1/2 pound gouda
1/2 pound cheddar
1/2 pound other cheese
24 string cheeses salami rolls
24 jam thumbprint cookies
24 other cookies, heart shaped, not identifiable
2 pounds mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries)
1 box table crackers
1 crudite tray with ranch
Second cheese dip
Artichoke dip
2 loaves of French bread
1 bag of Lindt chocoates
1 box of mothers animal crackers, frosted
24 olives
24 pickles
8 mini bags of haribo gummies
12 cupcakes
6 bottles of wine
1 can mixed nuts
12 chocolate covered strawberries
1 box thin mint cookies
1 box of oreo cookies
6 Reese's peanut butter cups

I'm sure there was more than this that wasn't on camera. Booze and probably ice cream in the fridge.

 

[multiverse]

I'm sure there was more than this that wasn't on camera. Booze and probably ice cream in the fridge.

There are some tins next to the booze; let me check closer and see if I can ID as ice cream or cotton candy.

Jesus chris that Valentines spread is even worse than it was last year. I'll try to tot up the calories after the Superb Owl...

24 large iced sugar cookies
Two bags of mini Mounds bars
Bag of flaming hot cheetos
24 deviled eggs
One three tiered cake
1/2 pound gouda
1/2 pound cheddar
1/2 pound other cheese
24 string cheeses salami rolls
24 jam thumbprint cookies
24 other cookies, heart shaped, not identifiable
2 pounds mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries)
1 box table crackers
1 crudite tray with ranch
Second cheese dip
Artichoke dip
2 loaves of French bread
1 bag of Lindt chocoates
1 box of mothers animal crackers, frosted
24 olives
24 pickles
8 mini bags of haribo gummies
12 cupcakes
6 bottles of wine
1 can mixed nuts
12 chocolate covered strawberries
1 box thin mint cookies
1 box of oreo cookies
6 Reese's peanut butter cups
12 alcohol mini bottles
1 jar of jam
2 containers of cotton candy

I'm sure I've missed some of this group binge extravaganza contents, but by my calculations, those ten cows consumed 51,078 calories just in party snacks last night.

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24 large iced sugar cookies = 3,840
Two bags of mini Mounds bars = 1,920
Bag of flaming hot cheetos = 1,530
24 deviled eggs = 1,152
One three tiered cake = 1,800
1/2 pound gouda = 808
1/2 pound cheddar = 914
1/2 pound other cheese = 862
24 string cheeses salami rolls = 3,840
24 jam thumbprint cookies = 2,160
24 other cookies, heart shaped, not identifiable = 2,512
2 pounds mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries) = 510
1 box table crackers = 486
1 crudite tray with ranch = 1,521
Second cheese dip = 1480
Artichoke dip = 1,200
2 loaves of French bread = 3,000
1 bag of Lindt chocoates = 5,497
1 box of mothers animal crackers, frosted = 4,500
24 olives = 576
24 pickles = 168
8 mini bags of haribo gummies = 3,360
12 cupcakes = 7,020
6 bottles of wine = 3,600
1 can mixed nuts =1,000
12 chocolate covered strawberries = 1,680
1 box thin mint cookies = 1,280
1 box of oreo cookies = 2,240
6 Reese's peanut butter cups = 1,856
12 alcohol mini bottles = 1,200
1 jar of jam = 696
2 containers of cotton candy = 400

 

[one_time_user]

and a partridge in a goddamed pear tree