DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerichLovesSSI]

"Six million was an exaggerated figure" - Philip Paul Burnell, February 13th, 2022

 

[bajagoogoo]

Just watched a good portion of tihydp Crash Team Racing.......... FUCK ME..........just fuck me.

Don't watch his Jack & Daxter TIHYDP. You'll want to kick your screen in.

Even ChaffxGrenade lost it during editing. He went on his own rant about how he couldn't take DSP's dumb shit anymore.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

This faggot has such an apology fetish it's absurd.

"Tell me you're sorry and blah blah blah"

I really think he used to be forced to do the formal apology thing by his dad and he felt that it was such a humiliating thing that he now uses it against others to exert some pathetic semblance of dominance. Grats Phil, you're beasting on dent heads.

 

[Full Race Replay]

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"Six million was an exaggerated figure" - Philip Paul Burnell, February 13th, 2022

oof...ya boy got baited again

he was reading a donation, and played it off like he had no idea what it was, like it was just jumbled nonsense.

 

[Dona Morte]

100% sober individual.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

This faggot has such an apology fetish it's absurd.

"Tell me you're sorry and blah blah blah"

I really think he used to be forced to do the formal apology thing by his dad and he felt that it was such a humiliating thing that he now uses it against others to exert some pathetic semblance of dominance. Grats Phil, you're beasting on dent heads.


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That discord leak from Anony had him basically saying "make the people who disobey the rules our bitch and the rest will fall in line" I forgot the exact wording of it but it was something like that.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

oof...ya boy got baited again

he was reading a donation, and played it off like he had no idea what it was, like it was just jumbled nonsense.

 

[YokuNama]

Literally just peeked into his stream after several days of not paying attention to this idiot and of course he's being toxic for no reason other than not hitting the tips goals fast enough.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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100% sober individual.

Something has to have happened to his camera. He looks like his mom cut his hair and tried to do a little comb over to hide the bald spot.

 

[UsedUp]

Good ol Christian boy DSP shows up to the gates of hell -first words out of his mouth- and well... this scene in its entirety plays out.

 

[FamicomGorby]

oof...ya boy got baited again

he was reading a donation, and played it off like he had no idea what it was, like it was just jumbled nonsense.

Dave can't point out most of Europe on a map, ya think he really has any understanding of the Holocaust? Ya think he has any understanding of history in general? Even if ya asked him his opinion about something that happened during his lifetime like Desert Storm or the Casey Anthony trial he wouldn't be able to tell ya dick about em. He is a consoomer, the past doesn't matter, only the present consooming and what he'll consoom tomorrow.

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WHY AM I TAHXIC!?

 

[Fragarach]

Phil's bitching about his Doordash drivers and asshole drivers who "screw you over" by bringing your food late so he tips "medium" amounts (press X to doubt). You just know Phil's a cheap tipper, if he tips at all, and drivers see that tip and decide to take their time. Or, more realistically, they're just busy and have other deliveries to make before they deliver his. Again, he could circumvent all this by just having Kat, who apparently doesn't even work anymore, pick up their food...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I mean, there are games where you don't need fast reaction times or things like that at all. Turn-based games are one example, they just require a strategic mind in order to excel rather than twitch reflexes and finger dexterity.

i saw this and it reminded me of how phil is incapable of thinking in hypotheticals

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And that is why he will not play strategy or turn based tactical games.
Anybody remember him playing the watered down moderne X-Com games?

Tactical and strategy games require that you are able to think in hypotheticals to at least some degree, and if you are playing against a human opponent you have to be able to look at things from another persons perspective, all things Phil simply can't do.

 

[FamicomGorby]

And that is why he will not play strategy or turn based tactical games.
Anybody remember him playing the watered down moderne X-Com games?

Tactical and strategy games require that you are able to think in hypotheticals to at least some degree, and if you are playing against a human opponent you have to be able to look at things from another persons perspective, all things Phil simply can't do.

That's true, but taking reaction times out of the equation also means that Dave can get his paypigs to give him money to tell him the meta build/strategy that will win with next to no effort on his part. Or he'll just look up the IGN strategy guide while on break and half heartedly act like it was his idea.

 

[Lord_Point]

I really think he used to be forced to do the formal apology thing by his dad and he felt that it was such a humiliating thing that he now uses it against others to exert some pathetic semblance of dominance. Grats Phil, you're beasting on dent heads.

Or because his parents/teachers did it and he has zero contact with actual adults, he just thinks thats how normal mature ahdults behave.

Literally just peeked into his stream after several days of not paying attention to this idiot and of course he's being toxic for no reason other than not hitting the tips goals fast enough.

"Shoving zackbies burgers up his asshole" its very telling that the second he has to go off the cuff his mind goes right to the b hole

 

[Corpun]

I’d just blame the absolutely hideous beige lighting the room has. Literally nothing could look appealing under it, and the potato quality of his webcam doesn’t help

That and the fact he probably orders the cheapest thing he can get delivered. Even his on stream pigouts can't get premium food he usually buys.

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"Six million was an exaggerated figure" - Philip Paul Burnell, February 13th, 2022

Did this really happen?

Can anyone answer this for me. Whenever he plays SF2 you can always hear him mashing the buttons he has. Is this normal with those fighting stick things or is this just another case of Phil mashing buttons and wondering why things won't work?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That and the fact he probably orders the cheapest thing he can get delivered. Even his on stream pigouts can't get premium food he usually buys.

Did this really happen?

Can anyone answer this for me. Whenever he plays SF2 you can always hear him mashing the buttons he has. Is this normal with those fighting stick things or is this just another case of Phil mashing buttons and wondering why things won't work?

Sticks are generally pretty loud, the frequency of presses is where things differ. Unless he's playing E. Honda, there's pretty much no reason to mash.
For reference, here's a clip of professional SFV player Brian_F:

The lower rumble is the movement stick, and the clacks are the buttons. You'll notice there's some mashing, but it's not off the charts.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Can anyone answer this for me. Whenever he plays SF2 you can always hear him mashing the buttons he has. Is this normal with those fighting stick things or is this just another case of Phil mashing buttons and wondering why things won't work?

Not a SF expert here, but he does just mash random buttons vaguely resembling one more or another.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Also is it just me or did the food he D'VOURed in every single Feeding with the Pig look absolutely disgusting? I'm not even throwing shade at the restaurants, I'm sure that at least 3/4 of the reason as to why it looks so bad is the fact that it got shaken all around and cooled down during delivery, so something that was once probably a good meal got turned into disgusting, soggy, lukewarm pig slop once it reached the doorstep of the snort fort.

You need to get out that place is Tahxic

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Phil's bitching about his Doordash drivers and asshole drivers who "screw you over" by bringing your food late so he tips "medium" amounts (press X to doubt). You just know Phil's a cheap tipper, if he tips at all, and drivers see that tip and decide to take their time. Or, more realistically, they're just busy and have other deliveries to make before they deliver his. Again, he could circumvent all this by just having Kat, who apparently doesn't even work anymore, pick up their food...

door dash in genral seems like test alot of humanity failed. Like I cannot comprehend spending more money to have someone esle drive a few minutes away for you....and im lazy as shit....