Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
You know, the horse might be a long lost relative of Glenn Danzig with that hairstyle and the proud Italian jawline in the second pic

"Ethaaaaaaaaaan do you wanna bang heads with me?"
Danzig is 5'3"
They could swing wildly at each other over which one is shorter.
 

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I mean she could be starving herself to stay as thin as possible, but the idea that she's just so naturally thin she doesn't show at nearly 8 months is retarded. Teen girls generally hide pregnancies with baggy loose clothes and inattentive parents.

Either way the shit is inconsistent. You don't go from having a huge belly one week to having nothing a few weeks later. She's clearly faked a belly at some point.
At this point, I genuinely think that she lost the first baby, but was instructed not to say anything about it because Gunt has openly made fun of miscarriages in the past. She could be pregnant again (then they're not technically lying) but that is not a woman who is nearly 8 months pregnant. You cannae convince me.
 
If the mother is starving herself, it’s very possible not to show. Source: My high school had a few teen moms who pulled this shit and didn’t show until a few weeks before giving birth. I doubt there’s enough in Ethan’s food budget to feed himself AND a pregnant woman.

Pictured: First pic then the second after Ralph took it. Why the long face, Meigh?
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Did Ralph exhume Peter Steele's corpse and make his own fiancée or something?
 
Come May 1 there will either be a failed reroll baby or not.

It’s just sad that baby mama drama shit, plus May KS co-hosting, is what Ralph has to resort to for attention and content.
 
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I still think it's as simple as her being embarrassed/grossed out by her baby bump so she goes out of her way to hide it as much as possible, the noticeable exceptions being when Ralph hollers at her that it's time to brag about his virility and own the alogs again. She's used to using her mediocre attractiveness, garnered by prodigious use of myspace angles etc, in order to get attention from simps in her 'sector', and the one thing she's always done to maintain an edge over most of the competition is stay thin.

People can yell all they want about how she HAS to look like she has a bowling ball under her shirt, but human bodies are weird and some women just don't show as much. Throw in that people mentioned her wearing spanx and it seems perfectly logical to me.
 
I want to go on record saying that I believe Pantsu is pregnant. I think arguing over that fact is gay and dumb. As a matter of fact, there is an easy way for Ethan to btfo the haters right now. We want to see a trad and wholesome pic of Ethan kissing the bare pregnant stomach of the beautiful Amanda. That is what all the trad and Christian couples do, and I want to see Ethan own the haters epic style with a beautiful pic like that.
 
I want to go on record saying that I believe Pantsu is pregnant. I think arguing over that fact is gay and dumb. As a matter of fact, there is an easy way for Ethan to btfo the haters right now. We want to see a trad and wholesome pic of Ethan kissing the bare pregnant stomach of the beautiful Amanda. That is what all the trad and Christian couples do, and I want to see Ethan own the haters epic style with a beautiful pic like that.
Ralph is too bitch made to do anything definitive like that. Baby died, he just won't cop to it.
 
Being pregnant and wearing Spanx is seriously fucked up behavior. We underestimated just how central to her self-worth being “not fat” was. I guess when you’re ugly, stupid and have the personality of a bowl of corn mush, not being obese becomes quite important.
 
Imagine rubbing that grunt crease, just think about the smell coming from it.
It’s a good thing Meigh is too dumb to know how to bake bread. I could imagine her harvesting free yeast from the Gunt folds since Ralph is spending the grocery money on doomed sports bets.
 
I could imagine her harvesting free yeast from the Gunt folds
You forget, supposedly, gunt's miami-vegas-cheap-hooker-vagina pickled clit of a penis was inside May's haunted vagina. She most certainly has her own yeast factory from which she probably has a thick marmite discharge leaking from this very moment.
 
I think the biggest issue is the inconsistency. There's the christmas pic where she looks noticeably pregnant, the screenshot from the killstream where she looks hugely pregnant, and then this picture where she looks maybe a little bloated at most.
She's somewhere between 28-30 weeks now. To give a more conservative example, the pic below is from google. A slim looking woman over time who is very noticeably pregnant at 27 weeks. Google 28 week bump ftm (first time mom, not trannies btw) there are tons of examples. She should have some kind of
bump.
They announced her pregnancy insanely early. It's possible she miscarried that pregnancy and then tried desperately to get pregnant again.
 
The funniest part of all this was Ralph was boasting, like a moron, that Pantsu was totally showing at 5 weeks when a fetus is the size of a rice grain. Implying she was so thin 1 cm of cell was obvious on her.
It was probably (transient) hormonal bloat. The Gunt thought that meant she was "showing." But speaking of, a big reason I'm close to getting off the fence and doubting she's (still) pregnant is her face. Her prodigious use of filters and the ayylawgs prodigious use of PhotoShop makes making a good comparison hard especially given the dearth of recent Pantsu pics but there's no fattening and no pregnant "glow" apparent. As for her belly shape I really don't know what to say other than the cases people bring up about tiny women not showing for a long time are really extreme cases. But what I really wanna see is what kind of excuses Gunt tries to make for Pantsu, if any, at the Bowl-a-thon. She will be, what, 37 weeks? Pshhh. Gunt screwed up talking about travelling there because (being the inconsiderate narcissist that he is and knowing as much about women as he does) I bet he actualy didn't think about how that's a little unusual for a woman at 37 weeks. But it's sad. I do believe she had a miscarriage and even though she is a terrible person and I'm accustomed to make fun of her if it is that then I cannot. If she is isolating herself and sad that makes even more sense why Gunt is controlling her social media. But as far as he does, he seems totally driven by what this means for him and his (burned down, earth salted) "street rep" in the Internet drama sphere. Sad.
 
Being pregnant and wearing Spanx is seriously fucked up behavior. We underestimated just how central to her self-worth being “not fat” was. I guess when you’re ugly, stupid and have the personality of a bowl of corn mush, not being obese becomes quite important.

Can’t blame her. With seeing a lumbering gunt walk around all day I’d probably overcompensate and starve myself too. It’s probably made her neurotic about calories.
 
It was probably (transient) hormonal bloat. The Gunt thought that meant she was "showing." But speaking of, a big reason I'm close to getting off the fence and doubting she's (still) pregnant is her face. Her prodigious use of filters and the ayylawgs prodigious use of PhotoShop makes making a good comparison hard especially given the dearth of recent Pantsu pics but there's no fattening and no pregnant "glow" apparent. As for her belly shape I really don't know what to say other than the cases people bring up about tiny women not showing for a long time are really extreme cases. But what I really wanna see is what kind of excuses Gunt tries to make for Pantsu, if any, at the Bowl-a-thon. She will be, what, 37 weeks? Pshhh. Gunt screwed up talking about travelling there because (being the inconsiderate narcissist that he is and knowing as much about women as he does) I bet he actualy didn't think about how that's a little unusual for a woman at 37 weeks. But it's sad. I do believe she had a miscarriage and even though she is a terrible person and I'm accustomed to make fun of her if it is that then I cannot. If she is isolating herself and sad that makes even more sense why Gunt is controlling her social media. But as far as he does, he seems totally driven by what this means for him and his (burned down, earth salted) "street rep" in the Internet drama sphere. Sad.
I think he thinks he's playing some badass 4D chess by announcing right before the trip that the Dr. has put her on bed rest and she'll lose the supposed child while he's away in Texas. He will blame the a-logs for the stress and milk the "haters killd muh piglet!" for all its worth.
 
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