Careercow Max Landis

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Rant number 1





In the next one, he directly namedrops kiwifarms.


I WROTE IT CAUSE I'M SCARED, he says with a smile on his face. What a faggot, you'd think he would at least be able to act for a few seconds. He keeps going, and I'll just have to edit this, because jfc, he is basically cracking mentally in these stories.





The way this retard expresses himself makes it impossible to take the story seriously.
 
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The second rant is over 40 stories long. Fuck you, Landis. Shoutout to Chris chan, he gets mentioned.
I uploaded it to the internet archive - he's so annoying to listen to.
People very close to him turned against him. He yells about not being a narcissist and the devil, even though he clearly is a narcissist. Someone supposedly screamed at Max's friend, making the friend cry. He then moans about the article taking him down, saying the title isn't even accurate to its contents. Landis yells about that screaming being abuse. Then, he rants about always being hated, and treating women in ways he'll regret for the rest of his life...but doesn't specify what exactly he did. Typical manipulation tactic.

He then moans about this being "a social shaming," how this isn't right, and everyone online acts like this is normal. Which isn't true, even kiwifarms doesn't condone A-logging, but of course, a pesky detail like that doesn't mix well with Max trying to portray himself as a victim. He keeps going, admitting to being a "tiny bit stoned" and says he can't have his friends crying. He asks for people to acknowledge he's a human being, and bitches about cancel culture. Literally says the bad part is that he's allowed to be endlessly hated.

We're supposed to be shocked at the revelation that one of his friends posted a Twilight Zone meme about him :O

He then brings up some of his "controversial" takes, as if that has anything to do with the hate he gets. The takes are Rey being a mary sue, Rotten Tomatoes is fucked, and American Ultra is good. Max, no one fucking cares about that now.

Landis mentions an interview from 12 years ago where he was drunk and admitted to giving someone an eating disorder. I don't really get why he brought this up, but he autistically picks apart the interview. Like, yes, we know you can't "give" someone an eating disorder, and yes, you were drunk with a friend. He clings to the "people hate me because John Landis is my dad" narrative. It's not the first time he has done this. Anyone in their right mind knows that you're not responsible for your dad's actions, so stop with this shit, Max.

Next, he says his family is crying, and here's his big manipulation tactic: According to Max, if you like the shaming he's dealing with, you are now cosigning everything that's happening to him and his friends. Even though that's fucking stupid.

"It sounds like a story because I'm good at telling stories" - no, you're not, Max. You're an annoying faggot who still talks like a teenager and that's why it's hard to believe you.

Finally, he goes into what it was like being in the mental hospital. Max was initially in the "nice part" of that, whatever that means. He was publicly shamed by another patient who googled him. This allegedly led to the other patients saying they don't feel comfortable being with Max, so he got moved to the "normal part" of the mental hospital. He was interviewed there by a therapist and admitted to being suicidal.

Well, Max, if you admitted to being suicidal, you can't really complain about getting sent to a locked ward. Your own story is fucking retarded. He figured he'd be in a mental hospital for the rest of his life, which goes to show what little he knows about places like that. Even actually homeless schizos don't stay there that long. You'd have to be proven to be a danger to society in order to be stuck permanently in a mental hospital. As annoying as Max is, I doubt he fits that description.

Wrapping things up, he humble brags about never making an effort to be famous. Max brings up that there are many directors' kids that don't end up being pseudo-famous or "lolcows" - something that's weird to him because he's "a real person." He then realizes that lolcows are real people and names Chris Chan.

Ultimately, he wants this shaming and abuse to end. Maybe call the cops, Max, this sounds like something they'd take care of, if you're telling the truth. I doubt it, this all seems like you're too eager to make yourself into a victim.

He then went on a third rant (another upload for this), which is about him having some accountabilabuddies (his wording), one of which made him realize life keeps going, and that he shouldn't kill himself. I don't believe he was suicidal for a second, but like I said, it's the way he talks.

"I WAS SCARED :biggrin:"
 
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The second rant is over 40 stories long. Fuck you, Landis. Shoutout to Chris chan, he gets mentioned.
I uploaded it in a temporary zip file - he's so annoying to listen to.
People very close to him turned against him. He yells about not being a narcissist and the devil, even though he clearly is a narcissist. Someone supposedly screamed at Max's friend, making the friend cry. He then moans about the article taking him down, saying the title isn't even accurate to its contents. Landis yells about that screaming being abuse. Then, he rants about always being hated, and treating women in ways he'll regret for the rest of his life...but doesn't specify what exactly he did. Typical manipulation tactic.

He then moans about this being "a social shaming," how this isn't right, and everyone online acts like this is normal. Which isn't true, even kiwifarms doesn't condone A-logging, but of course, a pesky detail like that doesn't mix well with Max trying to portray himself as a victim. He keeps going, admitting to being a "tiny bit stoned" and says he can't have his friends crying. He asks for people to acknowledge he's a human being, and bitches about cancel culture. Literally says the bad part is that he's allowed to be endlessly hated.

We're supposed to be shocked at the revelation that one of his friends posted a Twilight Zone meme about him :O

He then brings up some of his "controversial" takes, as if that has anything to do with the hate he gets. The takes are Rey being a mary sue, Rotten Tomatoes is fucked, and American Ultra is good. Max, no one fucking cares about that now.

Landis mentions an interview from 12 years ago where he was drunk and admitted to giving someone an eating disorder. I don't really get why he brought this up, but he autistically picks apart the interview. Like, yes, we know you can't "give" someone an eating disorder, and yes, you were drunk with a friend. He clings to the "people hate me because John Landis is my dad" narrative. It's not the first time he has done this. Anyone in their right mind knows that you're not responsible for your dad's actions, so stop with this shit, Max.

Next, he says his family is crying, and here's his big manipulation tactic: According to Max, if you like the shaming he's dealing with, you are now cosigning everything that's happening to him and his friends. Even though that's fucking stupid.

"It sounds like a story because I'm good at telling stories" - no, you're not, Max. You're an annoying faggot who still talks like a teenager and that's why it's hard to believe you.

Finally, he goes into what it was like being in the mental hospital. Max was initially in the "nice part" of that, whatever that means. He was publicly shamed by another patient who googled him. This allegedly led to the other patients saying they don't feel comfortable being with Max, so he got moved to the "normal part" of the mental hospital. He was interviewed there by a therapist and admitted to being suicidal.

Well, Max, if you admitted to being suicidal, you can't really complain about getting sent to a locked ward. Your own story is fucking retarded. He figured he'd be in a mental hospital for the rest of his life, which goes to show what little he knows about places like that. Even actually homeless schizos don't stay there that long. You'd have to be proven to be a danger to society in order to be stuck permanently in a mental hospital. As annoying as Max is, I doubt he fits that description.

Wrapping things up, he humble brags about never making an effort to be famous. Max brings up that there are many directors' kids that don't end up being pseudo-famous or "lolcows" - something that's weird to him because he's "a real person." He then realizes that lolcows are real people and names Chris Chan.

Ultimately, he wants this shaming and abuse to end. Maybe call the cops, Max, this sounds like something they'd take care of, if you're telling the truth. I doubt it, this all seems like you're too eager to make yourself into a victim.

He then went on a third rant (another temporary file for this), which is about him having some accountabilabuddies (his wording), one of which made him realize life keeps going, and that he shouldn't kill himself. I don't believe he was suicidal for a second, but like I said, it's the way he talks.

"I WAS SCARED :biggrin:"
Accountabilabuddies is a current pro wrestling gimmick, Max has always been a wrestling Mark.
 
I liked Chronicle but everything else from Jewy the Jew Boy from Jew Mexico has been shit.

Max, if you're reading this and probably are, just fade quietly into the night. Have some dignity. The Hollywood dream is over. You still got your money and you still have your daddy's money. Your daddy would not go on Instagram and Tik Tok and cry about killing those kids. Thank god your career ended before you could ruin An American Werewolf in London. Do a remake of An American Werewolf in Paris, no one gives a shit about that one.
 
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Why does he sound like he's about to cry when he's acting like a manic retard?
 
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I liked Chronicle but everything else from Jewy the Jew Boy from Jew Mexico has been shit.

Max, if you're reading this and probably are, just fade quietly into the night. Have some dignity. The Hollywood dream is over. You still got your money and you still have your daddy's money. Your daddy would not go on Instagram and Tik Tok and cry about killing those kids. Thank god your career ended before you could ruin An American Werewolf in London. Do a remake of An American Werewolf in Paris, no one gives a shit about that one.
I never saw Chronicle, but I really enjoyed his web content(at least, the Death and Rebirth of Superman and Wrestling isn't Wrestling) and the Will Smith Netflix movie where they were super racist but called it Orcs and Elves. I do think the guy has talent, but he's also obviously a narcissist and can't keep his shit together. I've also heard him go over a couple movie pitch ideas and thought they were solid but that doesn't mean he can translate them into features.
 
ohhh, he's the guy who made the shitty frankenstein movie. the character is completely unlikeable, not because he is self-obsessed like in the book, but instead he has bpd.
 
I never saw Chronicle, but I really enjoyed his web content(at least, the Death and Rebirth of Superman and Wrestling isn't Wrestling) and the Will Smith Netflix movie where they were super racist but called it Orcs and Elves. I do think the guy has talent, but he's also obviously a narcissist and can't keep his shit together. I've also heard him go over a couple movie pitch ideas and thought they were solid but that doesn't mean he can translate them into features.
I really like Death and Return of Superman too, it's a wonderful snapshot of that period of time where white (well, Jewish in his case) male nerds were the kings of the American cultural landscape before literally everyone and their grandmother wanted to take us down a peg.

He got to live the dream of being an LA hipster nerd for a while there before the dream turned into a nightmare.
 
I really like Death and Return of Superman too, it's a wonderful snapshot of that period of time where white (well, Jewish in his case) male nerds were the kings of the American cultural landscape before literally everyone and their grandmother wanted to take us down a peg.

He got to live the dream of being an LA hipster nerd for a while there before the dream turned into a nightmare.
It's just a Drunk History rip-off where he recaps old comic books instead of actual history.
 
It's just a Drunk History rip-off where he recaps old comic books instead of actual history.
Sure, but the whole vibe of it reeks of that sadly brief period of time where the coolest dude you could be in America was a white male nerd, before everyone decided it was time to kick the shit out of us and take all of our toys away.
 
I really like Death and Return of Superman too, it's a wonderful snapshot of that period of time where white (well, Jewish in his case) male nerds were the kings of the American cultural landscape before literally everyone and their grandmother wanted to take us down a peg.

He got to live the dream of being an LA hipster nerd for a while there before the dream turned into a nightmare.
I hate whenever some hotshot newbie to comic writing thinks he's going to make the definitive Superman take that convinces everyone he's actually cool. Half the time they just make Superman a dickhead because their only strategy to comic writing is the Marvel "flaws=deep character" bit. If your character can only ilicit interest by being a tyrannical murderer then the character is not particularly good.
 
This is a very, very strange article. It's long enough that it's clearly intended to be a major piece, which is odd in itself because Max Landis really doesn't seem to merit this sort of attention -- he isn't Weinstein or even Bryan Singer. More strangely, the front half of the article is packed with really vague allegations -- there's a repeated pattern of ex-girlfriends who "just can't talk about" what he did with any specificity, and a number of "reassessments" of their relationship with him after speaking to other exes.

And yet the second half has allegations of full-on rape of women who were in his orbit but whom he wasn't dating. One of them dropped the charges after allegedly being intimidated by his lawyer. There are also repeated allegations of him strangling women, which might or might not be consensual (certainly not consensual in the cases of the women he wasn't dating, but for the ones he was it isn't quite as clear).

I have no idea how credible any of this is -- a lot of the stuff from the girlfriends comes across as really sketchy and hit-jobbish -- but I have to wonder who has it in for Max Landis. This is a lot of effort to take down a guy who's pretty much a B-lister.
Went back to check what Max was REEEEEing about. The fact that he couldn't bring himself to say what he did speaks louder. Like Max knows that if he actually says he raped or strangled women, his whole "I'm a human being" gimmick would fall flat.

It's also funny seeing people defend him earlier ITT. Max made some users look dumb with those instagram stories. He is a clear manipulator.
 
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